Ignore this thread

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mikeman7918

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Ignore this thread
« on: June 25, 2015, 04:21:49 PM »
Just ignore this thread, it's not going anything like I expected.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2015, 01:19:40 PM by mikeman7918 »
I am having a video war with Jeranism.
See the thread about it here.

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Scroto Gaggins

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Re: Tell us about yourself
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 04:42:56 PM »
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7800000/Frodo-Baggins-frodo-7808598-500-760.jpg

This is me.

I was born in the Shire on the 22nd of September.

I spent most of my childhood with my mother's family at Brandy Hall in Buckland.
However, when I was twelve, my parents died in a boating accident on the Baranduin river.
Nine years later, when I came of age, my uncle Bilbo took me in to live with him at Bag End, in Hobbiton.

Fourteen years later, at Bilbo's 111th birthday, he disappeared. I was now the master of Bag End, and the owner of a peculiar ring that used to belong to Bilbo. As the old wizard Gandalf told me, though, the ring was a magical artefact of potent power and devious intentions. It had to be destroyed, where it was forged, in the heart of Mount Doom; or Sauron, the dark lord, would return and engulf Middle-earth in shadow.
They are taking the hobbits to Isengard.

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Orbisect-64

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Re: Tell us about yourself
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 04:46:14 PM »
This is me.

https://lazygeeks.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/afred-e-neuman.jpg

You know what's intriguing?

That Facebook was designed to update the CIA's facial recognition systems, and when you think about it...

Face - Book = an electronic book for collecting faces.

hmmmmmmmm
« Last Edit: June 25, 2015, 04:59:51 PM by Orbisect-64 »
PRONOIA: “The delusional belief that the world is set up to benefit people … The confident and assumed trust that despite years of lies and oppression, government is secretly conspiring in your favor.”

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JimmyTheCrab

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Re: Tell us about yourself
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2015, 05:31:31 AM »
I'm a crab.
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if Donald Trump stuck his penis in me after trying on clothes I would have that date and time burned in my head.

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homo superior

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Re: Tell us about yourself
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2015, 09:46:08 AM »
I was the mastermind behind the Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion. Don't try to locate me, I use proxies.

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markjo

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Re: Tell us about yourself
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2015, 10:32:06 AM »
I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Slemon

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Re: Tell us About Yourself
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2015, 11:35:39 AM »
I'm pure evil.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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modestman

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Re: Tell us About Yourself
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2015, 12:09:21 PM »

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mikeman7918

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Re: Ignore this thread
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2015, 01:11:52 PM »
Could a moderator please lock this thread?
I am having a video war with Jeranism.
See the thread about it here.

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Lemmiwinks

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Re: Ignore this thread
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2015, 05:31:05 PM »
I'm your personal savior and the King of the Gerbils.

Deal with it posers.
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Don't ignore this thread
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2015, 06:56:39 AM »
I am a handsome man  :D
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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Misero

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Re: Don't ignore this thread
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2015, 07:24:39 AM »
Wert.
I am the worst moderator ever.

Sometimes I wonder: "Why am  I on this site?"
Then I look at threads about clouds not existing and I go back to posting and lurking. Lurk moar.

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Son of Orospu

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Re: Ignore this thread
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2015, 02:52:23 AM »
Gayer will be a handsome woman after the operation. 

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Techros

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Re: Ignore this thread
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2015, 03:42:27 PM »
I am the Grand High Supreme Grandiloquent Excessive Perfect Humble Servant of the Holy Walrus.
FEH is like tying rubber ducks to your car to go across the pacific: it might work, but why not take a better way?

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Misero

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Re: Ignore this thread
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2015, 03:44:03 PM »
Mikeman, what was the OP? I want to know.
I am the worst moderator ever.

Sometimes I wonder: "Why am  I on this site?"
Then I look at threads about clouds not existing and I go back to posting and lurking. Lurk moar.

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SpheresForLife

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Re: Ignore this thread
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2015, 09:21:03 PM »
I am a glass of root beer with ice and a straw
The Constitution is the guide which I will never abandon
-George Washington

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hoppy

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Re: Tell us about yourself
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2015, 05:41:27 AM »
This is me.

https://lazygeeks.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/afred-e-neuman.jpg

You know what's intriguing?

That Facebook was designed to update the CIA's facial recognition systems, and when you think about it...

Face - Book = an electronic book for collecting faces.

hmmmmmmmm
Facebook just happens to collect all the data that the CIA wanted to. Zuckerberg is a made up personality. FB is really just a government operation.
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth