Telepathic Giant Turtles

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Weatherwax

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Telepathic Giant Turtles
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:09:40 AM »
I keep reading about the telepathic giant turtles that Vauxhall had sexy time with, but I can't find the thread. Can anyone post a link, or explain further?
TIA.
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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2015, 02:34:33 AM »
Why couldn't you send a pm  >:(?

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Weatherwax

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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2015, 04:51:28 AM »
Why couldn't you send a pm  >:(?

To whom?
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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2015, 04:58:44 AM »

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Weatherwax

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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2015, 05:13:21 AM »
Why couldn't you send a pm  >:(?

To whom?

Vauxhall ofc.

I don't know if it was Vauxhall's thread, just that at some point he claimed to have had relations with one of the turtles. I am not going to PM him to ask about that. Besides, he hasn't been around for a while.
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Slemon

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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2015, 09:13:41 AM »
Vauxy first brought up his lovely Zaratan telepath-turtles in this thread (I think, it wasn't long after I returned to the forum, but it seemed like an early mention):

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=62587.msg1651414#msg1651414

He was pressed further on them in this one, with the sex story on the next page. Don't worry, it's not bestiality, she's a shapeshifting baby turtle.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=62660.msg1653512#msg1653512

Enjoy!
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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2015, 09:40:51 AM »

Don't worry, it's not bestiality, she's a shapeshifting baby turtle.


Its things like this that bring me back to this site.
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

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Weatherwax

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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2015, 09:50:19 AM »
Vauxy first brought up his lovely Zaratan telepath-turtles in this thread (I think, it wasn't long after I returned to the forum, but it seemed like an early mention):

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=62587.msg1651414#msg1651414

He was pressed further on them in this one, with the sex story on the next page. Don't worry, it's not bestiality, she's a shapeshifting baby turtle.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=62660.msg1653512#msg1653512

Enjoy!

Thank you Jane.
A delusion is something that someone believes in despite a total lack of evidence - Prof. Richard Dawkins.

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Weatherwax

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Re: Telepathic Giant Turtles
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2015, 11:40:43 AM »
I thought it was actually quite touching *sob*.
A delusion is something that someone believes in despite a total lack of evidence - Prof. Richard Dawkins.