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What model of flat earth you believe in ?

Infinite flat earth
2 (28.6%)
Dual-system flat earth by Jrowe
2 (28.6%)
Flat earth disk encompassed by icewall
3 (42.9%)

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What model of flat earth you believe - round earthers are not welcomed.

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Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

#rebel

Itchy, is that you?

Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

#rebel

Itchy, is that you?
Science at its best - you came to wrong conclusion because you are paid to do so.
the right answer is i came here because i saw itchy thread and i thought it's good place to support him.

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Itchy_Arris

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Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

#rebel

Itchy, is that you?

Nope. I like debating with roundies, and I don't buy into this "shill" business.
What goes up, must come down.

Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

#rebel

Itchy, is that you?

Nope. I like debating with roundies, and I don't buy into this "shill" business.
ohhh itchy you are so disappointing,these people are surely professional liars why they spend much more time to refute flat earthers claims than there are flat earthers anywhere around.

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markjo

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Science at its best - you came to wrong conclusion because you are paid to do so.
If that's true, then someone owes me a lot of money.  >:(
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

This is a thread in the Flat Earth General forum, so anyone can post on it. Maybe the moderators should move this to the Flat Earth Believers forum. I'll report this and see what they want to do.

That's not a very good survey, either. The offered selections don't even include all the flat-earth ideas seen here. Even then, you still need an "Other" choice.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts." - Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

This is a thread in the Flat Earth General forum, so anyone can post on it. Maybe the moderators should move this to the Flat Earth Believers forum. I'll report this and see what they want to do.

That's not a very good survey, either. The offered selections don't even include all the flat-earth ideas seen here. Even then, you still need an "Other" choice.
Oh please inform me about all options of flat earth this will be welcomed.


A depiction of the United States geoid. Areas in yellow and orange have a slightly stronger gravity field as a result of the Rocky Mountains.
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A depiction of the United States geoid. Areas in yellow and orange have a slightly stronger gravity field as a result of the Rocky Mountains.
My beard is rejoicing right now.

Round earthers stay out you nasa shills we don't want the smell of stinky cashes in this thread you paid liars.

This is a thread in the Flat Earth General forum, so anyone can post on it. Maybe the moderators should move this to the Flat Earth Believers forum. I'll report this and see what they want to do.

That's not a very good survey, either. The offered selections don't even include all the flat-earth ideas seen here. Even then, you still need an "Other" choice.
Oh please inform me about all options of flat earth this will be welcomed.

Why didn't you do some research before creating a poll? Since you're new here, here's a lead: ask sceptimatic. Find any other(s) yourself; you might at least familiarize yourself with the place.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts." - Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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Lemmiwinks

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My beard is rejoicing right now.

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Makes sense. Any other details about your life you want to share?
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

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Beard (Noun) 

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Makes sense. Any other details about your life you want to share?
you are real smartass You probably earn much more money than others by telling lies because you are so "witty".

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Lemmiwinks

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My beard is rejoicing right now.

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Beard (Noun) 

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Makes sense. Any other details about your life you want to share?
you are real smartass You probably earn much more money than others by telling lies because you are so "witty".

I'm a supervisor in my division. I oversee my own team of 32 trained shills.

I have a Masters in Shillery, very specific degree, but rewarding.
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

My beard is rejoicing right now.

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Beard (Noun) 

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Makes sense. Any other details about your life you want to share?
you are real smartass You probably earn much more money than others by telling lies because you are so "witty".

I'm a supervisor in my division. I oversee my own team of 32 trained shills.

I have a Masters in Shillery, very specific degree, but rewarding.
funny.

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Lemmiwinks

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My beard is rejoicing right now.

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Beard (Noun) 

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Makes sense. Any other details about your life you want to share?
you are real smartass You probably earn much more money than others by telling lies because you are so "witty".

I'm a supervisor in my division. I oversee my own team of 32 trained shills.

I have a Masters in Shillery, very specific degree, but rewarding.
funny.

So is believing that there are people that the Government pays to go onto third rate back water websites to spread lies about the shape of the planet.

I'm glad I could make you laugh as much as you guys make me laugh! :D
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

Ok, I know I'm new, but I keep seeing reference to "Paid Shills."

 I would like to know when my check will be in the mail, and how much I can expect to be earning.

Thank you.
I'm no rocket scientist, but at least I know the Earth is round, Man went to the Moon, and air exists.

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” Carl Sagan

Ok, I know I'm new, but I keep seeing reference to "Paid Shills."

 I would like to know when my check will be in the mail, and how much I can expect to be earning.

Thank you.
yea you liar of course you won't make millions but you make some good money for lying.

Ok, I know I'm new, but I keep seeing reference to "Paid Shills."

 I would like to know when my check will be in the mail, and how much I can expect to be earning.

Thank you.
yea you liar of course you won't make millions but you make some good money for lying.

Great! Now I can pay off my mortgage!
I'm no rocket scientist, but at least I know the Earth is round, Man went to the Moon, and air exists.

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” Carl Sagan

Ok, I know I'm new, but I keep seeing reference to "Paid Shills."

 I would like to know when my check will be in the mail, and how much I can expect to be earning.

Thank you.

It's all spelled out in The Agreement.

Oh, dear... you did read and fill out The Agreement in full, with all references and two pints of blood as good-faith deposit, and had it accepted, before you signed on here didn't you? If you had, you'd already know this, and, worse, that any Activities are not payable before acceptance, and Starting Too Soon may disqualify you. It sounds like you may be out of luck.

[Edit to add] in case any of the irony-challenged The ConsparicyTM fans here want to run with this... I'm kidding. Sorry. You just never can tell.
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BJ1234

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Ok, I know I'm new, but I keep seeing reference to "Paid Shills."

 I would like to know when my check will be in the mail, and how much I can expect to be earning.

Thank you.

Well, it is kind of like a direct sales job.  You shill, and you shill good, you get more money.  You can also sign people up to shill under you and you get a portion of their earnings.  Basically, the more people you get shilling, the bigger the check will be.  Just ask Lemmiwinks.  He has 32 shills signed up under him.  I bet he could retire just on their shilling alone and just comes out to shill for the fun of it now.

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Lemmiwinks

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Ok, I know I'm new, but I keep seeing reference to "Paid Shills."

 I would like to know when my check will be in the mail, and how much I can expect to be earning.

Thank you.

Well, it is kind of like a direct sales job.  You shill, and you shill good, you get more money.  You can also sign people up to shill under you and you get a portion of their earnings.  Basically, the more people you get shilling, the bigger the check will be.  Just ask Lemmiwinks.  He has 32 shills signed up under him.  I bet he could retire just on their shilling alone and just comes out to shill for the fun of it now.

The Great Shill Ponzi Scheme.
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

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Arith

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1) Are you hiring?
2) Do I have to get up?
3) How much does shilling pay per week?
4) Are you hiring?

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Lemmiwinks

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1) Are you hiring?
2) Do I have to get up?
3) How much does shilling pay per week?
4) Are you hiring?

1) Always.
2) Only to get a fresh coke or bag of Cheetos
3) Depends on the amount of effort you want to put into it, its a performance based business.
4) Never.
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

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Arith

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1) Are you hiring?
2) Do I have to get up?
3) How much does shilling pay per week?
4) Are you hiring?

1) Always.
2) Only to get a fresh coke or bag of Cheetos
3) Depends on the amount of effort you want to put into it, its a performance based business.
4) Never.

now when you say "EFFORT" ...
5) Do I have to provide my own Coke and Cheetos?
6) Want some?

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Lemmiwinks

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1) Are you hiring?
2) Do I have to get up?
3) How much does shilling pay per week?
4) Are you hiring?

1) Always.
2) Only to get a fresh coke or bag of Cheetos
3) Depends on the amount of effort you want to put into it, its a performance based business.
4) Never.

now when you say "EFFORT" ...
5) Do I have to provide my own Coke and Cheetos?
6) Want some?

5) Yes and No
B) Absolutely, but that wont help your prospects.
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

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Arith

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Very well.

What must I do?

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Lemmiwinks

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Very well.

What must I do?

Go to backwater C-tier conspiracy theory websites and spread the government shill message. Keep the free thinkers down and spread our propaganda.

MAKE ME AND THE CONSPIRACY MONEY!

MWUAHAHAHAHA
I have 13 [academic qualifications] actually. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, or simply call me a  liar. Either is fine.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

Very well.

What must I do?

To get qualified for an interview, you must prove your science creativity.

Write something sciency about this real photograph:

« Last Edit: May 08, 2015, 05:20:57 PM by FlatOrange »
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JerkFace

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Very well.

What must I do?

To get qualified for an interview, you must prove your science creativity.

Write something sciency about this real photograph:



Well, firstly it's obviously real, because I owned a kite exactly like that when I was young, and you just can't fake things like that. 
Secondly the swirly looking coloured thing  is  an aetheric whirlpool which is what you see when the camera has the proper "truth filter" fitted correctly.
Thirdly the picture clearly proves the earth is flat.  It's just so obvious that I fail to see why you would even question it.
Finally the sun setting against a black night sky is exactly what you would see on a flat earth during the winter solstice.  Provided you were below latitude 70 S.

Let me know if you wish to schedule a followup interview.
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Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.