It's 2015 and you aren't even close to owning a Spaceship

Oh, & in your haste to reinforce your perceived ascendance, you forgot to stay in character for 'mikeman'; really, you should watch this.

I told you already.

LOL!

LOL!

Too slick, idiot; remember to at least TRY to imitate 'real' stuff i.e. posting at the same time, stumbling over each other's words, having misunderstandings, etc...

Your nerp-derp procession fools no-one.

Like I said; any net-savvy person here will instantly see what's what.

Now, carry on... With all your progress, personal space-travel can't be far away!

I can act overly superstitious too, my cat is working for the government and it's out to get me.  I know this because he meowed when I said "meow if you are working for the government".

Oh wait, you are actually serious.  Unless you are trolling, which I highly suspect.

Oh, & in your haste to reinforce your perceived ascendance, you forgot to stay in character for 'mikeman'; really, you should watch this.

I told you already.

LOL!

Oh yeah, because of course I am just a one dimensional character who's only purpose is to annoy flat earthers.  It's not like I have a life or anything with my own struggles and influences like literally every human on this very round planet.

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LOL!!!

MARKJO? WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU???

I'm talking about you, saying BAD things.. yet you have SO MANY defenders that YOU don't have to say a thing...

Just let THEM do it for you...

You are SUCH a popular guy!!!!

LMFAO!!!!

Mikeman: STFU.

LOL!!!

MARKJO? WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU???

I'm talking about you, saying BAD things.. yet you have SO MANY defenders that YOU don't have to say a thing...

Just let THEM do it for you...

You are SUCH a popular guy!!!!

LMFAO!!!!

Mikeman: STFU.

Honestly, you're actually a rather bad troll. I thought maybe you had some game at first, but its falling apart on you.

Just annoying and repetitive. Oh wells. I miss the good trolls.

Lemmiwinks & harry1999: LOL!

Seriously, markjo; where are you?

What are you?

Why are you?

I think we should know...

Come back when you're ready to bore the piss out of us with your tl;dr answer, eh?

Maybe it'll get you into space, huh?

After all, your 'lab physics studies' haven't, have they?

Though they've somehow PROVEN everyone else has been there; easy, eh?

When you're a LAB PHYSICS STUDENT, anything is possible!

Lemmiwinks & harry1999: LOL!

Seriously, markjo; where are you?

What are you?

Believe it or not, some of us have to work for a living and are not able to babysit you 24/7.

Why are you?

Because I am.

I think we should know...

Thinking doesn't seem to be your strong suit.

Come back when you're ready to bore the piss out of us with your tl;dr answer, eh?

Why don't you go away until you're ready to have a civil discussion.

Markjo: tl;dr.

Next!

P.s. you really do need to create a distinctive voice for 'lemmiwinks'; you sound way too similar.

Why not give him a coprophagia fetish or something?

Oops - already taken!

Oh, well, you'll think of something. I'm sure...

P.s. you really do need to create a distinctive voice for 'lemmiwinks'; you sound way too similar.

Why not give him a coprophagia fetish or something?

Oops - already taken!

Oh, well, you'll think of something. I'm sure...

Just going to throw this out there:
I don't think Lemmiwinks is markjo.

Quote from: Papa Legba on May 15, 2015, 12:04:22 PM

P.s. you really do need to create a distinctive voice for 'lemmiwinks'; you sound way too similar.

Why not give him a coprophagia fetish or something?

Oops - already taken!

Oh, well, you'll think of something. I'm sure...

Just going to throw this out there:
I don't think Lemmiwinks is markjo.

He'll think what he thinks. Because I said markjo used to be a mod and the content Nazi title is above his avatar and not below it and therefore from site admin I am now a valiant defender of him and probably him.

Papa just has no game and its showing now, tis all.

LOL!!!!!

You just dig your own graves, don't you?

Fantastic!

LOL/FAIL/ETC = YOU.

Seriously; I can see how any person who ain't net-savvy might think I'm having a 'conversation' with several different people.

But, really, to anyone who's been around it's blindingly obvious that I'm up against an ineptly-handled sock-puppet army.

& nothing markjo & his zombie-horde can say will change that.

But. hey, believe what you want...

Have you ever personally met Markjo?
If not, you have no direct, unambiguous evidence for what they're like.
Your opinion on the topic is worthless.

Have you ever personally met Markjo?
If not, you have no direct, unambiguous evidence for what they're like.
Your opinion on the topic is worthless.

^5 Jane

P.s. you really do need to create a distinctive voice for 'lemmiwinks'; you sound way too similar.

Why not give him a coprophagia fetish or something?

Oops - already taken!

Oh, well, you'll think of something. I'm sure...

I'm not sure that winky is an alt. for markjo. markjo can at least be thought provoking at times, and has a decent grasp of logic. winky on the other hand is a complete moron. One of those people that I dislike instantly. Nearly as bad as geoffrey.

But, an interesting theory though.

Quote from: Papa Legba on May 15, 2015, 12:04:22 PM

P.s. you really do need to create a distinctive voice for 'lemmiwinks'; you sound way too similar.

Why not give him a coprophagia fetish or something?

Oops - already taken!

Oh, well, you'll think of something. I'm sure...

I'm not sure that winky is an alt. for markjo. markjo can at least be thought provoking at times, and has a decent grasp of logic. winky on the other hand is a complete moron. One of those people that I dislike instantly. Nearly as bad as geoffrey.

But, an interesting theory though.

Interesting, since you've yet to be able to best me.

Though hey, its exactly what I think of you! So we have something almost in common!

Well, legion, looks like we'll have to agree to disagree; cos, to me, it is as plain as the nose on your face that the majority of posters here are sock-puppets.

So what though? An idiot is an idiot no matter what.

 & the bigger they come, the harder they fall...

Where were we anyhow?

Right: you stole my comedy gold, but I didn't care cos of summat or other... Ah, sod it; has any bugger here been to space?

Apart from markjo, who is some kind of DEITY whom we mere mortals are not allowed to gaze upon... He was once a MOD you know!!!!

Well, legion, looks like we'll have to agree to disagree; cos, to me, it is as plain as the nose on your face that the majority of posters here are sock-puppets.

So what though? An idiot is an idiot no matter what.

 & the bigger they come, the harder they fall...

Where were we anyhow?

Right: you stole my comedy gold, but I didn't care cos of summat or other... Ah, sod it; has any bugger here been to space?

Apart from markjo, who is some kind of DEITY whom we mere mortals are not allowed to gaze upon... He was once a MOD you know!!!!

Agreeing to disagree is very rare here buddy. I think it shows our level of intellect that we can do that. Sorry if I'm stealing your comedy gold. Feel free to throw stuff at the trolls. Talking of trolls, has anyone seen geoffrey? He's become awfully quiet lately. Maybe his Mum has taken his computer off him.

Have you ever personally met Markjo?
If not, you have no direct, unambiguous evidence for what they're like.
Your opinion on the topic is worthless.

We have all met his online persona. So pipe down.

Well, legion, looks like we'll have to agree to disagree; cos, to me, it is as plain as the nose on your face that the majority of posters here are sock-puppets.

To me it's obvious that you are a troll.

Legion: Dame Edna knows damn well to keep out of my way; he knows I'd rip him a new one.

But that's cos he's more clued-up to the true nature of reality than most here; I'll give him that at least.

Mikeman: STFU when the adults are talking.

Mikeman: STFU when the adults are talking.

LOL, as if a reasonable adult would be a flat earther.

We have all met his online persona. So pipe down.

So second-hand, word-of-mouth information is reliable?

LOL neither I nor Legion ARE 'flat earthers' you dipshit.

Now STFU while the adults talk, okay?

Dipshit.

He'll think what he thinks. Because I said markjo used to be a mod and the content Nazi title is above his avatar and not below it and therefore from site admin I am now a valiant defender of him and probably him.

Actually, the Elder Ones label is for me being a former mod.  The Content Nazi label is something that I added.

Markjo: I do not care. You are a liar. Go away.

You too, bijane.

LOL neither I nor Legion ARE 'flat earthers' you dipshit.

Oh, OK.  So you are just a troll who insults round earthers for no reason.  Got it.

Why are you here, dipshit?

Because your faux-autism gives you an excuse for never understanding anything, ever?

Or what, exactly?

Whatever; STFU when the adults are talking, ok?

You might learn something...

You too, bijane.

But markjo is beyond redemption...

You just made a joke about autism. I want to find you and knock your face to the floor.

You deserve to go to hell for that comment.

LOL!

So do it; or, more likely, report me to the mods.

As sock-puppets are wont to...