What would it take to fake a rocket launch?

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2015, 04:59:03 PM »
Now that that's out of the way, I would like to hear how you think NASA could possibly fake a rocket launch.

Well they technically could. It would just cost quite a bit more money and have to keep thousands of employees. Easy right?

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2015, 06:16:34 PM »
Now that that's out of the way, I would like to hear how you think NASA could possibly fake a rocket launch.

Well they technically could. It would just cost quite a bit more money and have to keep thousands of employees. Easy right?

Yep, just how it's technically possible to build a mountain.
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2015, 06:41:12 PM »
Thousands of employees?  Most of the employees who work for the satanists at NASA have nothing to do with launches and orbit and reentry.  Out of the few who do, only a handful of them need to know what is actually going on.  Quit saying that everyone at NASA must be in on it.  The janitor does not care if they are really orbiting or going to the moon or whatever. 

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2015, 06:46:15 PM »
Thousands of employees?  Most of the employees who work for the satanists at NASA have nothing to do with launches and orbit and reentry.  Out of the few who do, only a handful of them need to know what is actually going on.  Quit saying that everyone at NASA must be in on it.  The janitor does not care if they are really orbiting or going to the moon or whatever.

Only if you quit acting like the proletariat of NASA equal anything substantiating even being called a "significant" portion of their workforce.
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2015, 10:01:02 PM »
Thousands of employees?  Most of the employees who work for the satanists at NASA have nothing to do with launches and orbit and reentry.  Out of the few who do, only a handful of them need to know what is actually going on.  Quit saying that everyone at NASA must be in on it.  The janitor does not care if they are really orbiting or going to the moon or whatever.

It's pretty fair to assume that almost every NASA employee has been in or around the vehicle assembly building, or at least the hundreds of thousands of employees of the Cape Canaveral launch site which is where the most historic missions have launched from.  Even the janitors have to sweep the floors of the vehicle assembly building.  The buildings where rockets are assembled and maintained are not off limits to anybody, civilians can even take tours of them.  I think someone would notice if they are just duct taping together cardboard in the shape of a rocket.
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2015, 12:46:24 AM »
the satanists at NASA

And you expect people to take your bad-boy rebel fight-the-man conspiracy theories seriously?...

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2015, 02:08:46 AM »
the satanists at NASA

And you expect people to take your bad-boy rebel fight-the-man conspiracy theories seriously?...

I frankly do not care if anyone takes me seriously.  My job is not to make people take me seriously.  My goals are to help educate the indoctrinated. 

Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2015, 05:20:16 AM »
I frankly do not care if anyone takes me seriously.
That is clear.

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  My job is not to make people take me seriously.  My goals are to help educate the indoctrinated.
Blatant contradiction.  If nobody takes you seriously then you won't be able to educate anyone.

Which explains why you keep failing. 
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2015, 05:22:27 AM »
You failing to be educated is really none of my concern.  I tried, and that is all that counts. 

Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2015, 05:26:20 AM »
You failing to be educated is really none of my concern.  I tried, and that is all that counts.
Counts towards what exactly?
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2015, 05:31:40 AM »
You failing to be educated is really none of my concern.  I tried, and that is all that counts.
Counts towards what exactly?

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2015, 06:44:03 AM »
You failing to be educated is really none of my concern.  I tried, and that is all that counts.
Counts towards what exactly?

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How many karma points do you think that a half-hearted effort is worth versus a serious effort?
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2015, 11:14:16 AM »
You failing to be educated is really none of my concern.  I tried, and that is all that counts.
Counts towards what exactly?

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I suspect your Karma is seriously in the negative.  No Nirvana for you, naughty boy.
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2015, 06:26:37 AM »
"Humans lead boring lives, so they personify all of the world's problems into one thing that they can fight, while it's really a complex web of things..."

I've posted this quote before, but I think it would work quite well now.
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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2015, 10:55:00 AM »
"Humans lead boring lives, so they personify all of the world's problems into one thing that they can fight, while it's really a complex web of things..."

I've posted this quote before, but I think it would work quite well now.

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2017, 10:58:09 PM »
Thousands of employees?  Most of the employees who work for the satanists at NASA have nothing to do with launches and orbit and reentry.  Out of the few who do, only a handful of them need to know what is actually going on.  Quit saying that everyone at NASA must be in on it.  The janitor does not care if they are really orbiting or going to the moon or whatever.

Can someone then explain to me how these "satanists" can possibly fake an entry? Because if the "aether" is too dense for rockets and such, how can NASA make an entry look real? Also I would like to point out the video made by smartereveryday on YouTube which shows the ISS going past the solar eclipse... Is he in on the conspiracy with these NASA "satanists".
This video can be seen on the following link-

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Re: What would it take to fake a rocket launch?
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2017, 06:39:21 AM »
I am fairly sure that ISIS never went to the moon.  ::)