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« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2006, 02:05:31 PM »
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Who said I wasn't one?  I simply stated that the person you were talking to (Masterchief) is not a FE'er.


what the shit.  quit being so misleading and ambiguous.  if you agree w/ me that the earth is round, then leave me alone.  if you don't, continue debating me, but get better.  thank you
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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2006, 02:14:48 PM »
Wutup, read my signiture. It will all become clear.
he Engineer and GeoGuy are douchebags. Period.

Also, they smell bad.

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« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2006, 02:15:04 PM »
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Wutup, read my signiture. It will all become clear.


LOL
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« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2006, 02:46:07 PM »
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obviously you havent found Erasmus's thread about guarding the ice wall either.  he based it on gaurds patrolling on snowmobiles from spaced out stations.  it made sense.  i'll have a browse for it in a tick and see if can link you guys.


No, I read it. It's simply absurd. There's still hundreds and hundreds of miles of land for each man. And snowmobiles? You don't drive snowmobiles on a wall of ice!
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« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2006, 02:47:41 PM »
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No, I read it. It's simply absurd. There's still hundreds and hundreds of miles of land for each man. And snowmobiles? You don't drive snowmobiles on a wall of ice!

You can't drive a snowmobile on land covered in snow?


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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2006, 02:53:11 PM »
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No, I read it. It's simply absurd. There's still hundreds and hundreds of miles of land for each man. And snowmobiles? You don't drive snowmobiles on a wall of ice!

I use mine on a frozen lake.

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« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2006, 02:57:45 PM »
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Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"

No, I read it. It's simply absurd. There's still hundreds and hundreds of miles of land for each man. And snowmobiles? You don't drive snowmobiles on a wall of ice!

You can't drive a snowmobile on land covered in snow?


If there were an ice wall, it wouldn't be flat. It would be jagged.
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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2006, 03:01:29 PM »
They guard the wall and probably don't drive on it very often, for fear of sliding off the earth.


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« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2006, 03:04:59 PM »
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They guard the wall and probably don't drive on it very often, for fear of sliding off the earth.


Speaking of mad ravings, how thick is this wall? Must be a kicker if it holds back the ocean.
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« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2006, 03:07:52 PM »
First off, the ice wall is on land.  I would assume the land has some good thickness to it.


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« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2006, 03:28:41 PM »
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First off, the ice wall is on land.  I would assume the land has some good thickness to it.


I was under the impression your ice wall was what held back the oceans.
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« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2006, 05:29:13 PM »
Just updated some stuff on the wall guards. Egineer: Thanks for finding that post. I couldn't seem to find it.

I haven't seen any really big debunking arguments, but I'll address some of the minor ones, too, a bit later.

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« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2006, 05:53:36 PM »
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Quote from: "Joseph Bloom"
Wutup, read my signiture. It will all become clear.


LOL


That seems like fun, let me buy a monthly subscription :)
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« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2006, 05:59:40 PM »
Engineer! You have a fanclub of n00bs! Congratulations!


.../jealousy.


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« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2006, 08:19:17 PM »
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Engineer! You have a fanclub of n00bs! Congratulations!


.../jealousy.


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What's a n00b?
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« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2006, 08:24:45 PM »
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What's a n00b?


In this case, a n00b refers to anyone who thinks they've beaten TheEngineer in a debate, and put a slanderous remark about him in their signature (which is a violation of forum rules, by the way).

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« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2006, 11:13:09 PM »
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Quote from: "phaseshifter"
What's a n00b?


In this case, a n00b refers to anyone who thinks they've beaten TheEngineer in a debate, and put a slanderous remark about him in their signature (which is a violation of forum rules, by the way).


If mods violate the rules why shuold  I respect them?
I guess there are a lot of n00bs then.
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« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2006, 11:14:37 PM »
Which rules do the mods violate?  Which mods do it?


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« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2006, 12:18:14 AM »
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What's a n00b?


In this case, a n00b refers to anyone who thinks they've beaten TheEngineer in a debate, and put a slanderous remark about him in their signature (which is a violation of forum rules, by the way).



How is it violating rules to call The Engineer a douchebag? You might as well ban me for saying the sky is blue.
he Engineer and GeoGuy are douchebags. Period.

Also, they smell bad.

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« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2006, 12:19:59 AM »
It's so nice to have admirers on the site...


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« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2006, 12:21:25 AM »
Quote from: "Joseph Bloom"

_________________
The Engineer is a douchebag.

As is GeoGuy.

Geo, welcome to the club.


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« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2006, 05:54:18 AM »
Quote from: "Joseph Bloom"

How is it violating rules to call The Engineer a douchebag? You might as well ban me for saying the sky is blue.


From the terms and conditions you agreed to when you registered on the site:

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You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws

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« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2006, 05:59:57 AM »
edit: my bad.

Quote from: "phaseshifter"
What's a n00b?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N00b

Interestingly one of the definitions of a n00b is "Not knowing what a noob is."

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« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2006, 06:28:28 AM »
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Quote from: "Joseph Bloom"

How is it violating rules to call The Engineer a douchebag? You might as well ban me for saying the sky is blue.


From the terms and conditions you agreed to when you registered on the site:

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You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws


Fine, I'll change it. Jesus.
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« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2006, 06:40:32 AM »
I really don't think that's necessary.  I've never seen those rules enforced on words like 'douchebag' - I would even argue that 'douche bag' is not hateful and certainly it would be hilarious if somebody argued that it was slanderous.  While I disagree with the statement, I think you should only change it if you want to change it - not because people tell you to.

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« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2006, 11:07:53 AM »
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abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws


This is pretty much what we see on the forums all the time :)
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« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2006, 07:43:59 PM »
Whatever, guys. Let's get things back on-topic. I have yet to see any real evidence on why this stuff doesn't make sense. Irrationality does not apply as an argument in debate, seeing as (1) there are a LOT of irrational people in this world, and (2) rationality is based on a personal set of beliefs, and I doubt that the case of rationality can be solidly...rationalized. :P

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« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2006, 11:14:52 AM »
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Whatever, guys. Let's get things back on-topic. I have yet to see any real evidence on why this stuff doesn't make sense. Irrationality does not apply as an argument in debate, seeing as (1) there are a LOT of irrational people in this world, and (2) rationality is based on a personal set of beliefs, and I doubt that the case of rationality can be solidly...rationalized. :P

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I really hope you're joking.  You're ignoring all the posts that have valid questions/concerns.  Do not ignore this one.

So, let me get this all straight...

There's a really thick ice wall, but it's guarded.  And you somehow know it exists, but you don't know anything about how the wall is guarded.  I know, let's guess!  Then we'll believe our guesses!  Yeah, that'll work!

How the hell would there be an ice wall just kind of THERE in the first place?  The planet being round makes a lot more sense in that regard.  Also, why wasn't this ice wall written about in detail before the government decided to guard it?  Wouldn't the ice wall melt due to the lower air pressure?

WHY is the Earth flat?  How did it form like that?  Doesn't it make a lot more sense that a bunch of celestial objects were drifting this way and that, collided, and started building up into chunks, drifted around until they got sucked into the gravity of a star, so a few of these SPHERICAL chunks were rotating around a sun?

Doesn't that make a whole lot more sense than these objects somehow forming a FLAT surface and have ICE WALLS all at the same height that keep the water and atmosphere in...even though they're on LAND?  (And don't even exist, but this is being hypothetical.)  How does an ice wall even keep an atmosphere in?

Why is it so hard for you people to believe that the Earth is spherical?  All of the forces keeping things the way they are on the Earth are explained with sense to it, instead of just making guesses and believing them because they have a small probability.  Gravity makes perfect sense, and all the numbers fit.

Oh yeah, and for all of you people that believe in a round Earth, and argue a flat Earth, please just go have fun now.

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« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2006, 12:22:53 PM »
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Gravity makes perfect sense, and all the numbers fit.


Uh, oh, you said the magic phrase.  

Gravity makes perfect sense?  Can you explain what gravity is?  I would like to know how this magical 'force' works.


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« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2006, 12:24:03 PM »
Prove UA.
he Engineer and GeoGuy are douchebags. Period.

Also, they smell bad.