Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe

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Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:30:16 PM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
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macrohard

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2015, 04:23:25 PM »
I was expecting something along the lines of armed wall guards, alien technology, or brain wash pills.

Was disappointed.  A man's death isn't funny.

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Lemmiwinks

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2015, 06:00:34 PM »
I was expecting something along the lines of armed wall guards, alien technology, or brain wash pills.

Was disappointed.  A man's death isn't funny.

It can be, I mean come on, almost 130,000 people die a day. There has to be at least one funny one in there.
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2015, 07:55:18 PM »
Here's a good documentary completely demolishing "History" Channel's Ancient Aliens claim by claim.

It's mostly strawmans, false dilemmas, and complete lies.
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2015, 09:18:09 PM »
Here's a good documentary completely demolishing "History" Channel's Ancient Aliens claim by claim.

It's mostly strawmans, false dilemmas, and complete lies.

You say here's, but I don't see it.
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2015, 12:36:04 AM »
I was expecting something along the lines of armed wall guards, alien technology, or brain wash pills.

Was disappointed.  A man's death isn't funny.
Really?  It's the silly belief you are meant to laugh at, not the man's death.
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2015, 07:33:40 AM »
Was disappointed.  A man's death isn't funny.

Lighten up.  Funny = peculiar.  Not funny = ha ha.    :D

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2015, 07:36:59 AM »
Here's a good documentary completely demolishing "History" Channel's Ancient Aliens claim by claim.

It's mostly strawmans, false dilemmas, and complete lies.

You say here's, but I don't see it.

Woops, here we go.
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2015, 02:09:45 AM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Trying to make out that a train ws stalking him, then pounced on him and strangled him with a choo choo cord.  ;D

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2015, 06:46:56 AM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Trying to make out that a train ws stalking him, then pounced on him and strangled him with a choo choo cord.  ;D
Well, his car was struck by a train.  Killed his wife and stepdaughter also. 
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2015, 06:48:55 AM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Trying to make out that a train ws stalking him, then pounced on him and strangled him with a choo choo cord.  ;D
Well, his car was struck by a train.  Killed his wife and stepdaughter also. 
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?
Do you think it's possible?

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BJ1234

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2015, 07:26:58 AM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Trying to make out that a train ws stalking him, then pounced on him and strangled him with a choo choo cord.  ;D
Well, his car was struck by a train.  Killed his wife and stepdaughter also. 
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?
Do you think it's possible?
I know that just because his car was hit by a train it does not point towards foul play.
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?

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ausGeoff

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2015, 10:23:13 AM »
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Well, his car was struck by a train.  Killed his wife and stepdaughter also. 
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?

Do you think it's possible?

It never cease to amuse me—or amaze me—how often obvious irony or paradox goes right over sceptimatic's head LOL.  I've never come across such a non-lateral thinker [sic] on all my years spent on forums.  He reads absolutely  everything from a solely literal viewpoint.

And what makes it even funnier is that nine times out of ten, he totally misses the basic thrust of the comment.

Keep up the good work sceptimatic—we all enjoy a good laugh at someone else's expense.    ;D

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2015, 01:18:10 PM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Trying to make out that a train ws stalking him, then pounced on him and strangled him with a choo choo cord.  ;D
Well, his car was struck by a train.  Killed his wife and stepdaughter also. 
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?

NASA had a motive to get rid of him.  When his car was struck by a train, Baron had already testified before congress the week before about NASA's fraud and was within days of releasing a detailed report.  The report mysteriously disappeared after his death and was never seen again.  Does this not sound fishy to any of you? 

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Lemmiwinks

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2015, 01:25:58 PM »
In 1967, Thomas Baron, a NASA critic, was murdered...

BY A TRAIN!
You seem to be making out that the train itself murdered the critic. How about explaining how he was killed by that train. You know: like, was he walking along a rail track? was his car caught on a level crossing. You know: things like that.

Trying to make out that a train ws stalking him, then pounced on him and strangled him with a choo choo cord.  ;D
Well, his car was struck by a train.  Killed his wife and stepdaughter also. 
Are you implying that because it happened at a crossing, foul play was involved?

NASA had a motive to get rid of him.  When his car was struck by a train, Baron had already testified before congress the week before about NASA's fraud and was within days of releasing a detailed report.  The report mysteriously disappeared after his death and was never seen again.  Does this not sound fishy to any of you?

His report was already leaked to the public when he died and it wasn't that NASA was a fraud, it was that NASA was not following safety protocols, which he felt lead to the deaths of the Apollo 1 fire.

Close though.
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2015, 03:49:22 AM »
Also imagine planning a train murder. nasa is so good!
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2015, 05:44:36 AM »
Also imagine planning a train murder. nasa is so good!

You need to aware that the train was later charged with involuntary homicide and was sentenced to 15 years in jail.  He successfully appealed it and was acquitted as, according to his defense lawyer, his client had simply gone off the rails momentarily, and it wouldn't happen again.


 
EDIT:  autocorrect glitch, grrr...
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FalseProphet

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2015, 06:50:11 AM »
THIS is a funny Conspiration Theory!

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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2015, 06:55:00 AM »
And apparently this is CN now. Hello, jroa? Pongo?
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Re: Funniest stuff conspiracy theorists believe
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2015, 06:58:11 AM »
I personally like when they have two contradictory conspiracies going at once.
Such as space travel is impossible, and alien abductions still happening.