I appreciate the offer but seeing as she's just fifteen I would then be forced to nail your hands to a tree and go to work on your genitals with a hand blender.
That's okay, I can wait three years.
As an aside this was her first solid food after going through major abdominal surgery due to her Crohn's disease so thanks for all the positive comments about how good she looks.
All kidding aside, she is an attractive young lady. She might even make some lucky Scottish lad very happy if you ever decide to ease up with the hand blender.