Post an image of yourself!

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14370 on: September 28, 2013, 04:51:49 PM »
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14371 on: September 28, 2013, 04:53:17 PM »
Why do you have to be so strangely insecure? You look great.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14372 on: September 28, 2013, 04:55:48 PM »
Why do you have to be so strangely insecure?
No one has sexed me in a long time. Also I just got back from Spain where I was ignored by everything female for an entire week. I felt like a repulsive gonk amongst all the stunning Spanish ladies. Its only when you go away you realise how fat and unattractive British people are.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2013, 04:58:17 PM by Ævan »

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14373 on: September 28, 2013, 05:00:10 PM »
Why do you have to be so strangely insecure?
No one has sexed me in a long time. Also I just got back from Spain where I was ignore by everything female for an entire week. I felt like a repulsive gonk amongst all the stunning Spanish ladies. Its only when you go away you realise how fat an unattractive British people are.
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you. But think about it, you don't go to clubs and you're a bit older, women don't really throw themselves aggressively at guys like you. Work on developing a relationship rather than expecting random women to chase you.

But you are hot so calm your anxieties.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14374 on: September 28, 2013, 05:03:23 PM »
Also, the stance is gay, not you.
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14375 on: September 28, 2013, 05:04:02 PM »
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you.
What happened to you moving here anyway? Then we'd be half way there.

Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14376 on: September 28, 2013, 05:04:49 PM »
Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<

You'll be getting no wives to beat in a stance like that.
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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rooster

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14377 on: September 28, 2013, 05:09:03 PM »
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you.
What happened to you moving here anyway? Then we'd be half way there.

Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<
I'm paying off student loans.

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hoppy

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14378 on: September 28, 2013, 05:12:40 PM »
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you.
What happened to you moving here anyway? Then we'd be half way there.

Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<
I'm paying off student loans.
You should flee the country and forget about them.
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14379 on: September 28, 2013, 05:15:23 PM »
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you.
What happened to you moving here anyway? Then we'd be half way there.

Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<
I'm paying off student loans.

You'll be Thork's age by the time your loans are paid off.

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14380 on: September 28, 2013, 05:18:15 PM »
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you.
What happened to you moving here anyway? Then we'd be half way there.

Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<
I'm paying off student loans.

You'll be Thork's age by the time your loans are paid off.
I still haven't paid off mine.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14381 on: September 28, 2013, 05:23:02 PM »
I want to lick Thork's hairy pecs.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14382 on: September 28, 2013, 05:29:00 PM »
Yeah, that's true. It's also true that my company has a Liverpool location.

Anyway, at the moment I'm waiting for the October raise. I need to accrue some vacation days and some spending money so we can visit A&A's aunt and uncle in Manchester next year.

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hoppy

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14383 on: September 28, 2013, 06:13:12 PM »
Yeah, that's true. It's also true that my company has a Liverpool location.

Anyway, at the moment I'm waiting for the October raise. I need to accrue some vacation days and some spending money so we can visit A&A's aunt and uncle in Manchester next year.
Visiting A&A's aunt is the perfect cover for going there, good thinking.
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14385 on: September 29, 2013, 04:35:08 PM »
So Thork looks like a normal guy in his mid 30's, but is insecure because exotic Spanish women didn't rape him in the street.  Seems like a reasonable thing to be concerned about.  He should feel good that rooster wants to ride him like a horse.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14386 on: September 29, 2013, 07:12:50 PM »
If I were single and lived in England then I would sex you.
What happened to you moving here anyway? Then we'd be half way there.

Also, the stance is gay, not you.
That's how I stand in my wife-beater!  >o<
I'm paying off student loans.

You'll be Thork's age by the time your loans are paid off.
I still haven't paid off mine.

Stop bringing up the Earth being flat in interviews and you are a shoo-in for some high paying gig. Goodbye debt!
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14387 on: September 30, 2013, 03:07:45 AM »
I'm never gonna pay off my student loans.
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14388 on: September 30, 2013, 01:04:46 PM »
I don't have any student loans. The government paid for everything.

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14389 on: October 01, 2013, 11:13:17 AM »
Here's a bonus picture:



Knowledge of his terribleness has spread to even those with no affiliation with FES.

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rooster

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14390 on: October 01, 2013, 01:48:55 PM »
Is she aware of his terribleness or is she just not surprised that the FES has introduced you to a 36 year old man?

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14391 on: October 01, 2013, 04:10:54 PM »
Oh, well, both. Awareness of Thork is automatically awareness of his terribleness. Her lack of surprise is due to my undying enthusiasm for the society. I once drunkenly tried to convert a room of twenty or so people, mostly strangers. As far as I remember, they were in unanimous agreement that RET did, in fact, seem silly. Another glorious victory for FES!

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14392 on: October 01, 2013, 05:11:20 PM »
Is she aware of his terribleness or is she just not surprised that the FES has introduced you to a 36 year old man?
I'm 35!  >o<

Here's a bonus picture:



Knowledge of his terribleness has spread to even those with no affiliation with FES.
Anna Lea Wingate would totally jump into bed with me if she saw me in my vest!  :P

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Son of Orospu

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14393 on: October 01, 2013, 05:14:33 PM »
I thought you just had a birthday, I think in January.  That would make you 36, since you told us you were 35 before that.

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14394 on: October 01, 2013, 05:21:49 PM »
I thought you just had a birthday, I think in January.  That would make you 36, since you told us you were 35 before that.
How can I have 'just' had a birthday in January?

My birthday is in January. I will be 36 on Australian Independence Day.

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Son of Orospu

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14395 on: October 01, 2013, 05:28:46 PM »
You are only around 3.5 years younger than me, old fucker. 

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14396 on: October 01, 2013, 05:30:38 PM »
My birthday is in January. I will be 36 on Australian Independence Day.

You mean Australia Day. We aren't independent yet.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14397 on: October 01, 2013, 05:31:33 PM »
You are only around 3.5 years younger than me, old fucker.
We sure as hell don't look only 3.5 years apart.

My birthday is in January. I will be 36 on Australian Independence Day.

You mean Australia Day. We aren't independent yet.
Yes, God save the Queen.

Also, answer my PM you fat douche.  >o<

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Son of Orospu

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14398 on: October 01, 2013, 05:35:05 PM »
Thork is old and wise.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14399 on: October 01, 2013, 05:44:47 PM »
I am trying to keep his tongue out of my mouth, but here is me getting kisses.