Just get in on the IRC channel then.
Well, that was a joke that nobody would have gotten anyway. Funny story, because tonight was my gf's 18th bday, so we went out to dinner, and brought a few friends. And we were all kidding, so I was like "Why don't we all just date and get married to each other?" and I saw her eyes and the smile on her face. We all started laughing though. It was great.