The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses

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Dinosaur Neil

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #120 on: May 17, 2016, 11:46:18 AM »
No one replied to my question in the Mythbusters thread... so I came here because the Moon is awesome.  I wasn't going to post, but then someone ("Space Cowgirl" - which is a great name) decided to refer to me and some other folks as "globularists" and I was absolutely tickled by the phrase.  Seriously, I love it.

What I don't love is that I am having trouble telling when the Flat Earth supporters are being serious or trying to troll... it's not particularly upsetting, I thought the moon shrimp (err, sorry... moonshramps) discussion was delightful.  I'm supporting her term because she introduced me to "globularists" as a word, so she gets my support.



Hi Alexandria. The forum is filled with globularists, you don't seem like the angry kind, so welcome to the FES!

Moonshramp was a joke name given to the lunas by some very funny trolls. We loved their artwork and calling them moonshramps kinda stuck... but calling them "luna" or referring to them as bioluminescent lifeforms is more proper in the serious discussions.

Sometimes the flat earth supporters are having some fun, which tends to set the angry globularists off on a rampage. They hate fun.

Alexandria, please be aware that "lunas" is a minority term not recognised by the majority of forum users. The majority of users prefer to call them ORBISIMS, which is an acronym.

Alexandria, Dino Niel is an angry globularist. He's still mad because one of his posts was moved to Complete Nonsense about 2 months ago. I assure you the term accepted by the Flat Earth theorists is "lunas".

A poll showed otherwise.
Will you tell Alexandria that ORBISIMS stands for Only Retards Believe In Self Illuminating Moon Shrimp, or should I?
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #121 on: May 17, 2016, 02:31:19 PM »
The angry globularists outnumber the Flat Earth theorists, so the poll does not show otherwise. mofo.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #122 on: May 18, 2016, 02:32:40 AM »
The angry globularists outnumber the Flat Earth theorists, so the poll does not show otherwise. mofo.

There are more than 2 FE'ers. "Lunas" received 2 votes. It's not even the preferred term among the flattists. And if the ORBISIMS are real (which you claim) then the common name is determined by majority preference regardless of affiliation - it's not some exclusive right of people who say the earth is flat.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #123 on: May 18, 2016, 05:08:27 AM »
Why not ask our latest fount of all knowledge?
Now you know!  JohnRozz hath spoken!
Maybe he wants us to vote on it! I'll put my tick on number 2.

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #124 on: May 18, 2016, 07:32:38 AM »
The angry globularists outnumber the Flat Earth theorists, so the poll does not show otherwise. mofo.

There are more than 2 FE'ers. "Lunas" received 2 votes. It's not even the preferred term among the flattists. And if the ORBISIMS are real (which you claim) then the common name is determined by majority preference regardless of affiliation - it's not some exclusive right of people who say the earth is flat.

I doubt more than 2 flat earthers even bothered with your angry globularist poll. It is my right to call them "lunas" and you can't stop me! We're not calling them by your acronym because your retarted.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #125 on: May 18, 2016, 11:11:42 AM »
Come on now, just because he is retarted, that does not mean that we should treat him like a retard.  Let him call them what ever he wants.

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #126 on: May 18, 2016, 11:50:27 AM »
He can call them glowing squirrels if he wants! He keeps telling me I can't call them "lunas"  >:(
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #127 on: May 18, 2016, 12:02:32 PM »
He is trying his propaganda band wagon again, even though it did not work the last several times.  Those liberal socialists do things like that a lot. 

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #128 on: May 20, 2016, 11:28:36 AM »
He can call them glowing squirrels if he wants! He keeps telling me I can't call them "lunas"  >:(

I was told by Pongo, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, that I was not allowed to call them moonshramps, which is what I'd like to call them. Thus the necessity of finding a consensus term of reference.
But since Jora, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, has officially sanctioned people calling them whatever they like, I shall resume calling them moonshramps, and refrain from chastising Space Cowgirl any further.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #129 on: May 20, 2016, 11:50:39 AM »
He can call them glowing squirrels if he wants! He keeps telling me I can't call them "lunas"  >:(

I was told by Pongo, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, that I was not allowed to call them moonshramps, which is what I'd like to call them. Thus the necessity of finding a consensus term of reference.
But since Jora, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, has officially sanctioned people calling them whatever they like, I shall resume calling them moonshramps, and refrain from chastising Space Cowgirl any further.

FINE  >:(

Until Pongo moves another of your posts, and you cry about it for 2 months.

(I love moonshramps)
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #130 on: May 20, 2016, 03:11:26 PM »
He can call them glowing squirrels if he wants! He keeps telling me I can't call them "lunas"  >:(

I was told by Pongo, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, that I was not allowed to call them moonshramps, which is what I'd like to call them. Thus the necessity of finding a consensus term of reference.
But since Jora, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, has officially sanctioned people calling them whatever they like, I shall resume calling them moonshramps, and refrain from chastising Space Cowgirl any further.

FINE  >:(

Until Pongo moves another of your posts, and you cry about it for 2 months.

(I love moonshramps)

Too bad they'll never love you back. 
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #131 on: May 20, 2016, 03:29:22 PM »
He can call them glowing squirrels if he wants! He keeps telling me I can't call them "lunas"  >:(

I was told by Pongo, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, that I was not allowed to call them moonshramps, which is what I'd like to call them. Thus the necessity of finding a consensus term of reference.
But since Jora, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, has officially sanctioned people calling them whatever they like, I shall resume calling them moonshramps, and refrain from chastising Space Cowgirl any further.

FINE  >:(

Until Pongo moves another of your posts, and you cry about it for 2 months.

(I love moonshramps)

Too bad they'll never love you back.

That's true. They emit deadly light.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #132 on: May 20, 2016, 11:08:14 PM »
He can call them glowing squirrels if he wants! He keeps telling me I can't call them "lunas"  >:(

I was told by Pongo, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, that I was not allowed to call them moonshramps, which is what I'd like to call them. Thus the necessity of finding a consensus term of reference.
But since Jora, in his role as moderator and dictator of forum policy, has officially sanctioned people calling them whatever they like, I shall resume calling them moonshramps, and refrain from chastising Space Cowgirl any further.

FINE  >:(

Until Pongo moves another of your posts, and you cry about it for 2 months.

(I love moonshramps)

Too bad they'll never love you back.

That's true. They emit deadly light.

But I guess that's true of all one-way relationships.  It would be worse if you loved the sun, I suppose. 
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #133 on: May 21, 2016, 12:58:12 PM »
I'm curious to the biological reason that moonshramps even illuminate. Is it to attract a mate or something like a fire fly? Seems counter productive though if they all do it at once and makes enough light that we can see from here no matter what height for the moon you go with.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #134 on: May 21, 2016, 01:06:56 PM »
I'm curious to the biological reason that moonshramps even illuminate. Is it to attract a mate or something like a fire fly? Seems counter productive though if they all do it at once and makes enough light that we can see from here no matter what height for the moon you go with.

It is to give the FE'ers an explanation for an otherwise unexplainable phenomenon. They do it specially because they love Space Cowgirl.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #135 on: May 21, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »
The lives of the lunas are a mystery.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #136 on: May 21, 2016, 03:54:43 PM »
The lives of the lunas are a mystery.
And yet you find it a far fetched that it is just the sun reflecting off of it...
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #137 on: May 21, 2016, 04:02:07 PM »
Maybe the sun's light is bioluminescent, too.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #138 on: May 21, 2016, 04:14:43 PM »
That is kind of irrelevant to this situation. Even if it was that doesn't mean that the moon would have to be by default and it would still come back to the moon reflecting light from the sun.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #139 on: May 21, 2016, 08:08:07 PM »
Maybe the sun's light is bioluminescent, too.
5,778 K seems a bit 'ot for bioluminescent, because the spectrum looks very close (not identical to) "black body radiation" at this temperature.
Or have you bred a very high temperature "sun-shrimp" that devours hydrogen and emits broad-band light and helium - that would do it!

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #140 on: May 22, 2016, 08:19:15 AM »
It's not possible for me to have "bred" the life on the moon or sun, the sun and moon existed long before I did!

I know it is difficult to imagine life that isn't somehow like the life on earth. Maybe there are life forms that eat hydrogen.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #141 on: May 22, 2016, 09:38:50 AM »
It's not possible for me to have "bred" the life on the moon or sun, the sun and moon existed long before I did!

I know it is difficult to imagine life that isn't somehow like the life on earth. Maybe there are life forms that eat hydrogen.
They I look forward to seeing your published work where you have not only found but extensively studied these organisms and the mountain of tangible evidence that comes with it.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #142 on: May 22, 2016, 11:09:09 AM »
It's not possible for me to have "bred" the life on the moon or sun, the sun and moon existed long before I did!

I know it is difficult to imagine life that isn't somehow like the life on earth. Maybe there are life forms that eat hydrogen.
They I look forward to seeing your published work where you have not only found but extensively studied these organisms and the mountain of tangible evidence that comes with it.

Me too!
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #143 on: May 22, 2016, 11:18:34 AM »
It's not possible for me to have "bred" the life on the moon or sun, the sun and moon existed long before I did!

I know it is difficult to imagine life that isn't somehow like the life on earth. Maybe there are life forms that eat hydrogen.
They I look forward to seeing your published work where you have not only found but extensively studied these organisms and the mountain of tangible evidence that comes with it.

Me too!
I'm not sure why you would be waiting. Enough has been done to prove the model I go with already so more redundant tests are not going to show anything new.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #144 on: May 22, 2016, 11:24:37 AM »
I am waiting for communication from the solas and the lunas.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #145 on: May 22, 2016, 11:27:45 AM »
I am waiting for communication from the solas and the lunas.
Well until that happens the sun and moon are not bioluminescent and the moon is reflecting sunlight.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #146 on: May 22, 2016, 07:25:08 PM »
There are also saturnas and venusas, but they are very small. The venusas have a behaviour similar to the lunas, so I suggest a common ancestor.

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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #147 on: May 23, 2016, 08:01:05 AM »
I am waiting for communication from the solas and the lunas.
Please report back when they contact you! I'd be careful not to use aids for this communication like James did. I'm afraid that might be what did him in.
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #148 on: May 23, 2016, 09:11:21 AM »
I am waiting for communication from the solas and the lunas.
Please report back when they contact you! I'd be careful not to use aids for this communication like James did. I'm afraid that might be what did him in.

I miss James! Was it you or James doing the sleep experiments?
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Re: The flat Earth model cannot explain lunar eclipses
« Reply #149 on: May 23, 2016, 09:58:41 AM »
Well, I did polyphasic sleeping for a while. But I'm not sure that's what you are referring to. Must have been James?
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