What lies outside the ice wall?

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HumanKentipede

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What lies outside the ice wall?
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:55:46 AM »
What lies outside the ice wall?
Is it a finite plane, an infinite Icy terra of hail, blizzards and constant rain? Or is it just another continent? Is there any evidence suggesting life might have existed beyond the ice wall. Is there any known flora and fauna?
Discuss and stay on topic.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 12:58:08 AM by HumanKentipede »
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Pongo

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2015, 06:01:36 AM »
There are many theories, but no one is really sure.

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2015, 06:20:40 AM »
sounds sus to me.

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HumanKentipede

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2015, 06:56:39 AM »
There are many theories, but no one is really sure.
Please provide a theory, regardless if you believe in the said information.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2015, 12:14:39 AM »
According to Vauxy, the zaratan lies outside the wall.  Do not confuse this with the fact Vauxy lies inside the wall.

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HumanKentipede

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2015, 12:33:56 AM »
Could you supply me with a photo of this zaratan.
What does it look like, when does it mate- how long is the gestation period? What is it's diet? Are there any others?
This sounds very dodgy but im interested.
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Slemon

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2015, 06:35:39 AM »
Could you supply me with a photo of this zaratan.
What does it look like, when does it mate- how long is the gestation period? What is it's diet? Are there any others?
This sounds very dodgy but im interested.
I wouldn't get your hopes up:

It is my personal belief that the Ice Wall has been observed, but has never been crossed. Once crossing the Ice Wall, the weather is so harsh that life could not survive save a few special species of animal that are only found beyond the Ice Wall. Sometimes the ice stream carries their dead carcasses into the oceans, which is our only evidence of their existence.

These animals include: the Zaratan and the Ningen.

Here's an artist rendition of the Zaratan


And a photo of the Ningen:


Despite its similarities to a turtle it is not a cold blooded animal. Its main diet consists of ice and small parasites found in that ice. Its great shell is sometimes mistaken for islands, and contrary to popular belief: several of Japan's surrounding islands are actually Zaratans. See, the Zaratan can survive any sort of climate. They originate from beyond the Ice Wall, but have since migrated and are found in many locations across the Earth now... although their main habitat is still beyond the Ice Wall. This is because they dislike human presence because it can sense intent and read the minds of other creatures. It is said that the Zaratan avoids humans because our thoughts are full of hate and despair, and since the Zaratan is easily suggestible it chooses to stay away from us to maintain its own sanity. Many Zaratan attacks have been attributed to murderers in their midst. The reason Zaratans pose as Japan's islands is because they find the people near Japan to be very peaceful and amiable to each other.

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HumanKentipede

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2015, 06:45:34 AM »
Sounds Possible.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2015, 07:08:24 AM »
There are many theories, but no one is really sure.

This is grossly inaccurate.

100% of scientists do not entertain the notion of any ice wall, and accept that the continent of Antarctica exists exactly as has been mapped by researchers on the ground, from ships circumnavigating it, and from satellites.  During the past 100 years, the entire continent has been photographed, and covered with a grid of core drillings.  Eight countries maintain bases there, with up to 5,000 people present across the continent at any given time.

Antarctica can be crossed coast to coast on foot, flown over in any direction, and can be circumnavigated by ship.  Any "wall" ever sighted?  Nope.

Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2015, 09:10:02 AM »
There are many theories, but no one is really sure.

This is grossly inaccurate.

100% of scientists do not entertain the notion of any ice wall, and accept that the continent of Antarctica exists exactly as has been mapped by researchers on the ground, from ships circumnavigating it, and from satellites.  During the past 100 years, the entire continent has been photographed, and covered with a grid of core drillings.  Eight countries maintain bases there, with up to 5,000 people present across the continent at any given time.

Antarctica can be crossed coast to coast on foot, flown over in any direction, and can be circumnavigated by ship.  Any "wall" ever sighted?  Nope.
The confusion seems to come from someone looking at a glacier and describing the feature as a wall.   It is like saying there is a stone wall around the earth because someone described a feature on mount Everest as the "north wall".  Or saying there is a wall of water around the earth because a surfer said, "dude, this wall of water came at me and I had a sweet ride." 

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2015, 10:58:01 AM »
Sounds Possible.


Not only possible, but highly probable. The Zaratan has been observed in the wild by a few explorers, and you can pick up Zaratan extrasensory mind signals through FM radio frequencies depending on your location if you're lucky.
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Slemon

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2015, 11:25:07 AM »
Not only possible, but highly probable. The Zaratan has been observed in the wild by a few explorers, and you can pick up Zaratan extrasensory mind signals through FM radio frequencies depending on your location if you're lucky.
Would you care to supply a name, or photo, or anything about these explorers who have observed Zaratans, or a radio frequency/location for their signals, or any citations at all?
Researching evidence for them, literally the first result is a post you made on this site.

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2015, 11:31:09 AM »
They can also broadcast their thoughts via narrowband radio. There's one famous signal that is often attributed to aliens, but it was actually a Zaratan in heat. It's pretty convincing, so I don't think any further evidence of their existence is needed.
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Slemon

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2015, 11:34:35 AM »
They can also broadcast their thoughts via narrowband radio. There's one famous signal that is often attributed to aliens, but it was actually a Zaratan in heat. It's pretty convincing, so I don't think any further evidence of their existence is needed.


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Slemon

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2015, 11:37:47 AM »

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=62660.msg1653524#msg1653524

Here's your citation.
Wow, you've convinced me. A signal whose source we cannot ascertain must come from a giant telepathic turtle making eyes at an island.

Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2015, 11:39:31 AM »
They can also broadcast their thoughts via narrowband radio. There's one famous signal that is often attributed to aliens, but it was actually a Zaratan in heat. It's pretty convincing, so I don't think any further evidence of their existence is needed.
Zaratan audio porn, is that even legal?  Dr. V, I'd love to visit your mind, or at least the mind you have invented.  Some people are just better with a 6 foot rabbit as their friend!  Dr. V, do you ever talk back to the Zaratan?

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2015, 11:45:12 AM »

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=62660.msg1653524#msg1653524

Here's your citation.
Wow, you've convinced me. A signal whose source we cannot ascertain must come from a giant telepathic turtle making eyes at an island.

It sounds so much hotter when you say it.
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Vauxhall

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2015, 11:49:05 AM »
Dr. V, do you ever talk back to the Zaratan?

I once had a life changing experience involving a baby Zaratan near Osaka.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2015, 11:56:16 AM »
Dr. V, do you ever talk back to the Zaratan?

I once had a life changing experience involving a baby Zaratan near Osaka.
Oh, do tell!  Does it correspond to the Kobe earthquake of '95?  I imagine direct contact with a Zaratan, even a baby, could create quite a shock wave! 

Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2015, 11:59:37 AM »
Dr. V, do you ever talk back to the Zaratan?

I once had a life changing experience involving a baby Zaratan near Osaka.
You sick pedo fuck.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2015, 12:08:15 PM »
Dr. V, do you ever talk back to the Zaratan?

I once had a life changing experience involving a baby Zaratan near Osaka.
You sick pedo fuck.

Sadly our laws have not kept up with Vaux's depravity and he was only charged with misdemeanor animal harassment.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2015, 12:11:23 PM »
This is getting off-topic. I will have you know that I have never abused an animal in my entire life. I am actually an animal activist.
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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2015, 12:28:43 PM »
This is getting off-topic. I will have you know that I have never abused an animal in my entire life. I am actually an animal activist.
Off topic indeed, but maybe worthy of a whole new thread.  I'd love to hear the story of Dr. V and the Zaratan baby.  But if you'd like to get this train back on the tracks, by all means continue.

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2015, 02:58:07 PM »
This story begins in 1998. I traveled far, from the Americas to Japan. I was going to the Comic City Osaka convention; a convention for dōjinshi manga which I am heavily interested in. It was a wonderful convention, and I bought a lot of souvenirs. I also met a girl. This encounter quickly developed into a very special relationship. I speak fluent Japanese, so the culture shock was non-existent and I suppose she had a thing for American guys. Her name was Bao Bao, and she was beautiful. Her parents were Chinese, but she lived in Japan and had a strong interest in many of the same things I enjoyed. It was almost like a match made in heaven, if such a place existed. Surely the flowers of romance were in full bloom that day.

After the convention we decided to take a ferry to one of the Amami-Oshima beaches. I forget the exact name of the beach at this time, it was a long time ago after all. We brought towels, food, and drink for the night. We planned on spending the night there. It was my last day in Japan, and we wanted to make it special. Everything started wonderfully. We arrived while the sun was setting. We swam in the warm sea and played in the sand. When night fell we embraced. With each embrace the seas would rumble and waves of passion would erupt into the sky. The water sprinkling on our bodies as we made love in the sand. It was the best night of my life, and one I often dream of. After much wine, Bao Bao and I drifted into slumber whilst holding each other like it was the final days of Earth before the bomb.

I woke up. It was still dark. I could distinctly hear birds chirping in the distance, and then a loud rumble from the sea that was followed by utter silence. I was groggy from the wine. I turned over on my side to gaze at Bao Bao... but she was gone. I quickly rubbed my eyes and got to my knees. Sadness swelled within me. A sadness so strong that it brought me face down in the sand. Holding back a cry, I heard another rumble. I raised my head from the sand and there it was... a magnificent armored creature; a turtle. At the time I thought it was an alligator snapping turtle, because it was quite large and had a very spiky shell. Then I remembered that species is only found in the southeastern United States... and I certainly was not in the United States. I then heard a whisper, as if it was on the wind. It was a Japanese whisper on the wind. It told me, "Do not be sad old friend. Do not be sad".



I quickly got to my feet and looked around everywhere. I was trying to discern where this voice was coming from, but I could not find the source. Panic overcame me. I thought I was going insane. I was worried about Bao Bao, and the voice just added to my stress. I fell to my knees again and sobbed. It was at this time that the turtle slowly crawled up the beach and towards me. It stopped about an inch away from my pathetic display of human emotion. I heard the voice again, "Bao Bao is with us now. Do not be sad."

It was then that I realized... this voice was in my mind. It was coming from the turtle. I slowly turned my gaze from the sand below me to the turtle before me. I looked it deep in the eyes, and something overcame me. I had a vision. I saw the flat Earth in all its majesty. I saw the aether blowing from the depths, pushing everything toward the heavens. I then saw Bao Bao. She was riding the same type of turtle that was in front of me now, but this one was much larger. She road this turtle through pitch dark with a smile on her face. Eventually her turtle congregated into a much larger group of turtles swimming through the void. Like a family...

I heard the voice again: "Do not be sad. Her joy lets her return". At this point something clicked. I nodded to the turtle. My tears stopped, and the turtle slowly turned his back toward me. He made his way back toward the sea. His crawl slow yet peaceful as he vanished into the water. Moments later I saw his shell poking out from the seas, and then another shell popped up from the waves. This shell was much larger. A head rose from inside the shell and a large rumble shook the sands. "Thank you, old friend" was the last thing I heard.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2015, 03:12:03 PM »
Dr. V, do you ever stop to think about the possibility that you fathered a child that night?  When they come of age, will they venture the void riding atop a Zaratan to find their father?

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2015, 03:32:48 PM »
Dr. V, do you ever stop to think about the possibility that you fathered a child that night?  When they come of age, will they venture the void riding atop a Zaratan to find their father?

I have thought about that fateful night ever since that day. There are many questions still left unanswered, but I believe I was shown the mysteries of the universe by way of extrasensory communication with the Zaratans. I believe what they showed me was a representation of what many of the Zaratans dream of and that Bao Bao on the turtle simply represented that she had returned to her family. This would mean that Bao Bao was a Zaratan in hiding... perhaps not mature enough to coexist with her peers. I believe that I showed her true bliss that day, and that allowed her to rejoin her family. If fathering a child with a human Zaratan is possible, then I suppose it would not be completely ridiculous to think that I have a half-breed child out there somewhere... perhaps disguised as an island, or maybe simply swimming the void.
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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2015, 03:40:14 PM »
Dr. V, it could very well be that they needed your DNA to maintain diversity, certainly what happened was no accident.  I hope for your sake that as you take your last breath you see Boa Boa riding the greet you on her Zaratan.  Thank you for sharing your story, I will never doubt you again Dr. V.

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2015, 03:41:46 PM »
Your kind words mean a lot to me, Jim.

Thank you for listening.
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HumanKentipede

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Re: What lies outside the ice wall?
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2015, 04:12:22 PM »
Sounds Possible.


Not only possible, but highly probable. The Zaratan has been observed in the wild by a few explorers, and you can pick up Zaratan extrasensory mind signals through FM radio frequencies depending on your location if you're lucky.
I'm sorry, but why is there no photographic or documented evidence.
How do we know this is not a lie, a conspiracy theory created by the government. Your lack of evidence makes it hard to support your claim.
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