I'm serious, if there was a FETer willing to make the trip I'd try to make it happen. My point is not to ridicule them, it would be more to shed light on how the FET mind is thinking and how they respond to additional information. The first shows would focus on interviews and explanations of FET, what would they expect to see, some predictions of how the sky will look, where they think the great ice wall is. Then we would have a serious of trips starting somewhere in Canada (not Sunnyvale trailer park), maybe something like
Halifax ->
Reykjavik ->
Ankara ->
Bangalore ->
Alice Springs ->
Auckland ->
South Pole ->
Auckland ->
Honolulu ->
Seattle ->
Halifax
Well, that may be a bit much. Maybe cut some of the stops out. The point is to circumnavigate in short enough hops to do direct flights. It would take some serious bank though. Better be some good drama along the way.