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« Reply #210 on: December 24, 2006, 05:20:55 AM »
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BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.


Actually Britain was upset that it lost the war with American so it invented an imaginary continent to make the Empire seem bigger.

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« Reply #211 on: December 24, 2006, 05:24:52 AM »
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Actually Britain was upset that it lost the war with American so it invented an imaginary continent to make the Empire seem bigger.


that war doesn't count.
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« Reply #212 on: December 24, 2006, 07:05:41 AM »
Ive been to Australia. So if it doesnt exist, where upon did i go?  :?
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« Reply #213 on: December 24, 2006, 08:46:37 AM »
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.

The British Government is in on the conspiracy as well.

And Mr Andy, it is possible that you were taken to a different place entirely. All of the images that you make have seen on TV or the internet were taken at a location with a similar climate as the theoretical Australia by the Government, and other people who were fooled by them. This could be where tourists are taken when they go to Australia. This could also be where many of those who think they live in Australia actually reside.

It is also possible that you weren't taken there at all. They could have taken you to a Government facility and brainwashed you into thinking you visited Australia. This would work on tourists, but obviously they would need a different way of fooling those people who are convinced they live in Australia.

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« Reply #214 on: December 24, 2006, 08:49:02 AM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.

The British Government is in on the conspiracy as well.

And Mr Andy, it is possible that you were taken to a different place entirely. All of the images that you make have seen on TV or the internet were taken at a location with a similar climate as the theoretical Australia by the Government, and other people who were fooled by them. This could be where tourists are taken when they go to Australia. This could also be where many of those who think they live in Australia actually reside.

It is also possible that you weren't taken there at all. They could have taken you to a Government facility and brainwashed you into thinking you visited Australia. This would work on tourists, but obviously they would need a different way of fooling those people who are convinced they live in Australia.


You are seriously drunk.

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« Reply #215 on: December 24, 2006, 08:49:27 AM »
I also have been to Australia, but while I was there it did seem kinda like a government camp or something.  It was strange.

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« Reply #216 on: December 24, 2006, 09:53:20 AM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.

The British Government is in on the conspiracy as well.

And Mr Andy, it is possible that you were taken to a different place entirely. All of the images that you make have seen on TV or the internet were taken at a location with a similar climate as the theoretical Australia by the Government, and other people who were fooled by them. This could be where tourists are taken when they go to Australia. This could also be where many of those who think they live in Australia actually reside.

It is also possible that you weren't taken there at all. They could have taken you to a Government facility and brainwashed you into thinking you visited Australia. This would work on tourists, but obviously they would need a different way of fooling those people who are convinced they live in Australia.


Ok dude thats an interesting topic. However, tourists and people over there can go on tours of Australia which span thousands of miles, from one side to another. So where would the goverments get land big enough to take these people? And people who live there. They travel around. Surely we would have noticed such a big span of land. And it cant just be anywhere, climate and enviromental situations must surely be precise?
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« Reply #217 on: December 25, 2006, 09:31:15 AM »
I guess it's like God then.  You can know for yourself whether God exists, but you cannot tell others, just as with Australia.

Then again, if we wanted we could reduce all of human experience to that basic principal.  Every human experience is unique, therefore there is no universal experience, therefore every 'Australia' that man thinks of, percieves, or even steps foot on would be different from every other 'Australia'  no two would be perfectly identical.

However, as men, we must gurantee our survival, and in order to do this, we must utilise each others specialities through mutual cooperation.  To do this, I take some of what you say as truth, whether all or none depends on a few factors, namely, whether or not I trust you, whether your experience are close enough to mine, and whether or not I am gullible or cynical.  However, when multiple people state the same thing, and they are trustworthy, then the thing is generally accepted.  

For example when I step foot in Australia, I may say 'The sky is blue here like it is elsewhere, therefore this is like other places I have been, and comfortable.' But another man may say 'The earth here is red unlike it is elsewhere, therefore this place is unlike other places I have been, and alien.'

Both of us are true and correct, we have both drawn accurate conclusions, and we are both correct, although the conclusions may be different.

This is not the main point however, which is coming up, I assure you.

Though we may percieve things differently, we all share several general conclusions that differ only among singular populations, (whose sanity or intelligence is often judged to be lacking.)  These conclusions include most mathematics, the proper uses of language, and (in most cases) historical fact.  However, there are exceptions.  Sometimes history will be recorded erroneously, sometimes mathematical equations will go decades before an error is found and corrected, and languages invariably change with time.  So, how do we keep a firm view of what is 'human knowledge'  that is, what is our method for determining what is true concerning things that we have not witnessed ourselves?  Typically, the view is to accept from an authority, but then again, an authority is a singular individual, and capable of error.  However, when a thing has been witnessed by a mass of people, it is hard to simply throw it out as a falsity or myth.

We therefore shape our minds from two sources, public opinion, and authority.  Personally, I am disgusted by the 'authority' present in our world today, however, I still have hope for the public.   People (at least some of them) are still capable of independent thought, and it is these few who hold the future.  However, this post is not about the future, or the nature of modern authority, rather it is about a very real and very probable Australia.

It is probable because of the vast majority of people who claim it is real.  It would be erroneous to compare the amount of visitors to Australia to the amount of visitors to space.  There are far less people who must be convinced regarding space, as opposed to Australia.  And even then, 'space' is a hard to define term.  Most flat-earthers seem to think that if man were to make it into orbit, the flat-earth theory would be ruined, but this is not so.  Perhaps there are further complications with the theory?  Occam's Razor and Russel's Teapot try to keep us from expanding theories, and to limit us to only probable conlcusions, but I htink it should be noted that at one point 'round earth theory' would be considered superfluous.

So, does Australia exist?  I do not know, I suspect that it does, although I have not been able to confirm this.  My main point is that to compare Flat-Earthism with Australism would be erroneous.

If you actually read all of this, I commend you, I only read it once through to proofread, and probably missed quite a bit.
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« Reply #218 on: December 25, 2006, 03:57:36 PM »
Quote from: "Astantia"
It is probable because of the vast majority of people who claim it is real.

The vast majority of people also claim that the Earth is round. If >99% of the world can be fooled about the shape of the Earth, what makes you think they can't be fooled about something that is much smaller?

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« Reply #219 on: December 25, 2006, 04:40:50 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Astantia"
It is probable because of the vast majority of people who claim it is real.

The vast majority of people also claim that the Earth is round. If >99% of the world can be fooled about the shape of the Earth, what makes you think they can't be fooled about something that is much smaller?


Well, the size of the earth.

It is so big, and so vast that it is impossible for the unaided human eye to see the 'curvature' of the earth.  Most people wil accept this and go about their lives.

Do not begin to think that I am arguing the existance of Earth, that would be silly.  We are arguing about two different things, the supposed 'curvature' of the earth and the supposed 'continent' of Australia.
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« Reply #220 on: December 26, 2006, 04:54:28 PM »
I am fully convinced anyone who claims Australia is a real place is a government agent, and therefore their opinions are invalid.

Watch out guys! The global Australia conspiracy is upon us!

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« Reply #221 on: December 26, 2006, 05:02:43 PM »
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I am fully convinced anyone who claims Australia is a real place is a government agent, and therefore their opinions are invalid.

Why would the government be trying to convince you that Australia exists and doesn't exist at the same time? It just doesn't make sense.

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« Reply #222 on: December 26, 2006, 05:39:10 PM »
lol whut?

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« Reply #223 on: December 26, 2006, 07:00:29 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
It just doesn't make sense.

God, thats a phrase too commonly thrown around here.

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« Reply #224 on: December 26, 2006, 07:55:16 PM »
So are you saying my Uncle died in an imaginary country yesterday?

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« Reply #225 on: December 26, 2006, 08:02:09 PM »
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So are you saying my Uncle died in an imaginary country yesterday?

Yes.

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« Reply #226 on: December 26, 2006, 08:04:11 PM »
So you're saying that the plane journey I took over, and the hotal room I'm staying in now are non-existant?

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« Reply #227 on: December 26, 2006, 08:06:39 PM »
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
So you're saying that the plane journey I took over, and the hotal room I'm staying in now are non-existant?

No, I am just saying that you are not actually where you think you are.

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« Reply #228 on: December 26, 2006, 08:12:58 PM »
Where am I then, you ridiculous, ridiculous man.

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« Reply #229 on: December 26, 2006, 08:15:09 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
So are you saying my Uncle died in an imaginary country yesterday?

Yes.


Wow, that was just a messed up. -.-

Dont worry, Australia does exist, he has problems.  :roll:

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« Reply #230 on: December 26, 2006, 08:20:14 PM »
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Wow, that was just a messed up. -.-

How? I didn't bring his Uncle into it, he did. Bringing dead relatives into a debate will not suddenly make me switch positions.

His uncle died in a place he thought was Australia.

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« Reply #231 on: December 26, 2006, 08:22:11 PM »
WHERE DID HE FUCKING DIE THEN>?

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« Reply #232 on: December 26, 2006, 08:27:41 PM »
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
WHERE DID HE FUCKING DIE THEN>?

I don't know. I wasn't there.

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« Reply #233 on: December 26, 2006, 08:30:46 PM »
Where am I?

I'm supposted to be in Australia????

HELP! HELP!

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Puzz

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« Reply #234 on: December 27, 2006, 07:45:43 PM »
Alright Masterchief you hippie- listen up..

I want you to book a ticket to this 'Imaginary land- Australia'.
When you get here you will go to the nearest pub, drink our beer, go roo shooting, fight the bushfires, serve with our troops in MEAO, have an aussie BBQ and take a piss on a tree next to Uluru...

Once you have done ALL that, come to my place the next morning (with a huge hangover-cause you wont handle REAL aussie beer) and TRY and tell me that Australia doesn't exist...

Crickey....

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« Reply #235 on: December 27, 2006, 08:24:19 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Wow, that was just a messed up. -.-

How? I didn't bring his Uncle into it, he did. Bringing dead relatives into a debate will not suddenly make me switch positions.

His uncle died in a place he thought was Australia.


Oh okay.

Austria does exist. They are all on something really strong.  :roll:

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« Reply #236 on: December 27, 2006, 09:22:23 PM »
OK,

My First point; Get out more, play some sport!

2. Find a thing called a girl, talk to them!

3. See a mental health professional, they can help you!

4. what made you like this?

PS why would the "Government" go to such great lengths to make up Australia? what is the purpose of that?

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« Reply #237 on: December 27, 2006, 10:30:45 PM »
Hahah I can't believe we're actually debating about the existence of Australia. If it doesn't exist, then kangaroos and koalas don't exist either. And the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney was a bogus event.



Americans can be pretty fucked up.

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« Reply #238 on: December 28, 2006, 05:42:54 AM »
Quote from: "Puzz"
Alright Masterchief you hippie- listen up..

I want you to book a ticket to this 'Imaginary land- Australia'.
When you get here you will go to the nearest pub, drink our beer, go roo shooting, fight the bushfires, serve with our troops in MEAO, have an aussie BBQ and take a piss on a tree next to Uluru...

Once you have done ALL that, come to my place the next morning (with a huge hangover-cause you wont handle REAL aussie beer) and TRY and tell me that Australia doesn't exist...

Crickey....



AMAN to that  the best thing ever is the pub even when you are underage

OK if australia doesnt exist and im not where i think i am what about the rest of the southen hemisphere?? if your getting this from your stupid the earth is flat therory then guess what theres no fucking southen hemisphere and all. so does NZ and PNG exists was WWII made up and the troops NOT JUST FROM OZ but from america aswell never go to war in PNG did the WWI never have a vital part of it. AND STILL is it that people are not fighting with american troops in other countires to restoe peace....it must alll be a big scam i mean what county could exists when you say it doesnt??

GET A LIFE MATE
or better still get a beer into that thick head of yours

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« Reply #239 on: December 28, 2006, 05:46:01 AM »
This has got to be the best thread ever.