Australia doesn't exist

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« Reply #150 on: November 19, 2006, 07:30:52 AM »
Quote from: "MeefyKeefy"
I believe in a round earth. I do say that your theory is plausible, though I do see holes. Yet, saying an entire continent that a friend of mine recently visited does not exist is ridiculous. And don't start with her being part of the conspiracy. No one would trust a fourteen year old with something so important like keeping a government secret quiet.

This is not part of Flat Earth Hypothesis.

And it would be very easy for the government to fool people into believing that they visited, or even live in, Australia.

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Honestly, though, if you want people to take you seriously, Flat Earthers, why don't you make your ideas..not ridiculous? Why don't you give a few reasons for why the government MIGHT want to keep it quiet.

Money and power. Duh!

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At least the crazies at the alien forums I go to (I believe in aliens, yes, but only in the fact that there's probobly other living beings somewhere off of earth, even if it's not in this solar system or whatever) give reasons why the government might keep it quiet.

I'm sure most of them aren't crazy. There are plenty of legit reasons for the government to keep something like that secret.

And nobody here is crazy either.

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« Reply #151 on: November 19, 2006, 10:59:05 AM »
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There are plenty of legit reasons for the government to keep something like that secret.


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atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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« Reply #152 on: November 19, 2006, 11:11:01 AM »
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Share.

If the Government told people that there are more advanced races out there, there would be worldwide panic. It would create chaos.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised at all, as there is no doubt in my mind that there are more advanced races out there.

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« Reply #153 on: November 19, 2006, 11:53:43 AM »
they might want to keep austrilia a secrect so that they can destroy a boat headed towards their lab without anyone knowing...

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« Reply #154 on: November 19, 2006, 11:58:50 AM »
They might have made Australia up to cover up what is really there. Not sure what that might be though, and it would be impossible to test without my own personal plane or boat.

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« Reply #155 on: November 19, 2006, 09:48:46 PM »
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I'm sure that must make you feel very proud.

National pride is not part of the British character, meanness and mendacity are.


well you should be proud then.
quote="diegodraw"]you never mentioned anything about antagonizing naive idiots who have reason to believe they should defend what everyone already knows is logical....Not like anybody would ever have fun doing that, of course[/quote]

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« Reply #156 on: November 20, 2006, 01:36:30 AM »
but its true! mars exists! you guys are so ignorant.

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« Reply #157 on: December 02, 2006, 11:24:41 PM »
once agian... we know mars exists... but austrailia dosent

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« Reply #158 on: December 03, 2006, 12:19:16 AM »
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once agian... we know mars exists... but austrailia dosent

Wishful thinking about Tasmania's own Master Beast of the Spannish (he says) KKK.

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« Reply #159 on: December 12, 2006, 03:06:54 PM »
Of course it doesn't exist I mean of course the government has so much to gain by faking a continent I know it doesn't exist just because.

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« Reply #160 on: December 12, 2006, 03:19:26 PM »
The goverment conspiracy is quite obvious, when Europe began colonizing the world, fake reports of a continent (called australia) were believed true by goverment officials so they invested a lot of money in the "Australia Colony Project", but when it proved fake, they couldn't allow for everybody to know that the goverment was wrong or that would give an image of weakness that would cause rebellious elements to uprise, so they invested more money in creating the australian myth, expecting to refund their money by atracting investers. Then they payed dividends to all the investers to atract more and keeping the secret, but everytime the secret is bigger until eventually it will blow up. How can someone actually believe that by bringing rabbits into a continent it would render it a dessert, that is science fiction, but since Australia is science fiction once that rumor grew it was impossible to prove false without revealling the australian myth, so the rumor became part of "history"

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« Reply #161 on: December 12, 2006, 03:51:09 PM »
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The goverment conspiracy is quite obvious, when Europe began colonizing the world, fake reports of a continent (called australia) were believed true by goverment officials so they invested a lot of money in the "Australia Colony Project", but when it proved fake, they couldn't allow for everybody to know that the goverment was wrong or that would give an image of weakness that would cause rebellious elements to uprise, so they invested more money in creating the australian myth, expecting to refund their money by atracting investers. Then they payed dividends to all the investers to atract more and keeping the secret, but everytime the secret is bigger until eventually it will blow up. How can someone actually believe that by bringing rabbits into a continent it would render it a dessert, that is science fiction, but since Australia is science fiction once that rumor grew it was impossible to prove false without revealling the australian myth, so the rumor became part of "history"


It was the same with North America, but ssssh, don't tell anyone!

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« Reply #162 on: December 14, 2006, 03:01:25 PM »
why does everyone blame the government for everything?

whenever people can't explain something, they automatically deduct that the government has something to do with it.  stop watching TV it's rotting your brain.

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« Reply #163 on: December 14, 2006, 03:02:39 PM »
That's exactly what the governments want you to think.

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« Reply #164 on: December 14, 2006, 03:29:33 PM »
Don't pay attention to tophat. He is just another government agent trying to make Flat Earth Hypothesis look bad.

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« Reply #165 on: December 14, 2006, 04:23:01 PM »
Quote from: "tophat"
why does everyone blame the government for everything?

whenever people can't explain something, they automatically deduct that the government has something to do with it.  stop watching TV it's rotting your brain.


I blame the goverment for your persistant trolling.

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Boko

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« Reply #166 on: December 20, 2006, 06:25:09 AM »
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If not, then Alaska must not exist.


Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...

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« Reply #167 on: December 20, 2006, 01:33:36 PM »
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Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...



Ha Ha Ha you ragezone guys are wuite the kidders....

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« Reply #168 on: December 20, 2006, 01:55:08 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"


We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.


Obviously instead of keeping convicts alive and sending them to prison, they made up an imaginary island continent that they "sent" them to.  In reality, they just killed them.   Now, this isn't really the sorta thing you want people to find out. The deed was done however, so they had to keep it a cover up til now.

So in short? Money money money.
If you can't argue both both sides, you understand neither

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Darran

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« Reply #169 on: December 20, 2006, 05:29:27 PM »
Soooo.... If Australia doesn't exist, then where the hell am I?  :shock:

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« Reply #170 on: December 20, 2006, 05:38:33 PM »
Yeah, I went on holiday to Austrailia once.
I saw a kangaroom and a koala bear.

if I wasn't in Australia, then where to fook was I?
urple is Purple.

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« Reply #171 on: December 20, 2006, 08:56:03 PM »
what would the government gain by making up a contry...  they would just be forced to pay these "government agents"
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« Reply #172 on: December 20, 2006, 10:01:06 PM »
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what would the government gain by making up a contry...

Username came up with a very reasonable scenario. And I am sure there are plenty of other possibilities as well.

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they would just be forced to pay these "government agents"

Where do you think our taxes go?

For those of you who think you have been to Australia before, there are plenty of reasonable explanations for it. You could have visited a different place entirely, or you could have been brainwashed. There are many possibilities, but we don't know anything for sure.

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« Reply #173 on: December 21, 2006, 02:57:35 PM »
wait, wait... how can someone fake an accent, and a laguage, that doesn't exist?
very thing's a conspiracy, every thing's kept hidden from you... waiting to be uncovered.
Your so retarted, even if you went to space and saw the earth was round, you would completely deny it.

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Boko

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« Reply #174 on: December 21, 2006, 05:27:45 PM »
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Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...



Ha Ha Ha you ragezone guys are wuite the kidders....


Don't put us Ragezoners on one pile though. Just because we go to the same forum doesn't make us have the same personalities/intelligence etc.

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« Reply #175 on: December 21, 2006, 05:46:14 PM »
Why do you RE'er even waste your energy arguing?

Australia does exist.

Please go to Kindergarten before posting again please. It'll make life easier for YOU and us RE'er (and TE'ers, Triangle Earth, LOL ;D )

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« Reply #176 on: December 21, 2006, 07:09:24 PM »
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wait, wait... how can someone fake an accent, and a laguage, that doesn't exist?

You mean the way actors do in movies? An Australian accent isn't particularly hard to fake.

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Australia does exist.

That is what the Government wants you to think. Unfortunately, weak minded people like you are easy to fool and manipulate.

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« Reply #177 on: December 21, 2006, 07:19:54 PM »
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Australia does exist.

That is what the Government wants you to think. Unfortunately, weak minded people like you are easy to fool and manipulate.


Oh no, I'm not the one who is weak minded. You fail to realize I was talking to you. So don't twist words around.

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« Reply #178 on: December 21, 2006, 07:23:42 PM »
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Oh no, I'm not the one who is weak minded. You fail to realize I was talking to you. So don't twist words around.

How was I twisting your words around? I was simply pointing out that you are ignorant and weak-minded.

And obviously I realized that post was directed at me. Otherwise I wouldn't have responded to it. :roll:

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« Reply #179 on: December 21, 2006, 07:26:42 PM »
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Oh no, I'm not the one who is weak minded. You fail to realize I was talking to you. So don't twist words around.

How was I twisting your words around? I was simply pointing out that you are ignorant and weak-minded.

And obviously I realized that post was directed at me. Otherwise I wouldn't have responded to it. :roll:


No I am not ignorant and weak-minded, I am sorry to disappoint you sir. But I am just pointing out the truth. I KNOW you will come attack and say I am wrong, and that it is all a government coverup. Believe what you want, say what you mean. I know that Australia does exist, so don't give me all this bull shit that it doesn't. I don't care what you say, I know what is right. You are mad you can not accept the facts.

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