Australia doesn't exist

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #540 on: March 16, 2007, 05:35:27 PM »
hey masterchief, did you happen to see my map of the earth used for the location of Egotopia?

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #541 on: March 16, 2007, 07:18:43 PM »
hey masterchief, did you happen to see my map of the earth used for the location of Egotopia?

Is it similar to PureLand that Francois made up?
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #542 on: March 24, 2007, 10:54:14 PM »
Australia exists alright!
(whispers into ear piece) we have some more Australia doubters. Send backup for immediate re-education. We mustn't ever let the news that Australia is in fact a government conspiracy get out.
You cannot apply logic to the following:
-zombies
-a flat earth

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #543 on: April 16, 2007, 12:10:05 PM »
I for one have to say this is the ONLY part of Flat Earth Theory that really makes sense.

I still highly doubt that the earth is flat, but I've always suspected that Australia didn't exist.

The accent, for one thing.  So obviously fake.  I mean, "nye"?  Gimme a break.

And they put it way down in the South Pacific where it's impossible to get to by conventional means.  Come on.  How stupid do they think we are?
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #544 on: April 16, 2007, 05:36:17 PM »
You've just shown you ignorance again. This had nothing to do with Fe theory, as stated in the OP.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #545 on: April 16, 2007, 06:15:19 PM »
 :o

uh-oh!  Not again!
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #546 on: April 16, 2007, 07:20:24 PM »
Hahah foolish Roundy!
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #547 on: April 19, 2007, 12:07:44 AM »
Even though I live in Australia, I agree that it does not exist.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #548 on: April 26, 2007, 12:02:22 AM »
The East and West Pole Exist as well as Australia.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #549 on: April 27, 2007, 10:16:14 PM »
If Australia doesn't exist ... then what am I standing on!

Next they'll be trying to convince me that the earth is fla... oh wait...
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #550 on: April 28, 2007, 02:19:19 AM »
I don't exist!? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*runs off into non-existance*

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #551 on: May 04, 2007, 05:33:49 PM »
Now, I'm seriously hoping that this thread is a joke. If it isnt, I'm REALLY worried about your sanity.
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #552 on: May 04, 2007, 05:56:43 PM »
Now, I'm seriously hoping that this thread is a joke. If it isnt, I'm REALLY worried about your sanity.
You are worried about my sanity? I'm the only sane one here.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #553 on: May 04, 2007, 06:18:52 PM »
You didn't answer my question. Is this thread a joke or is it serious?
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #554 on: May 04, 2007, 06:21:22 PM »
It's a serious joke.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #555 on: May 04, 2007, 06:24:47 PM »
-.-
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #556 on: May 05, 2007, 08:45:47 AM »
No, it's serious.  Masterchief really believes that everyone who says they're from Australia is lying.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #557 on: May 07, 2007, 11:00:54 PM »
Fuck I cant believe the shit I have been reading here.. you all are a bunch of fucking kooks... the Earth is not flat and Australia does exist... You dumb asses must be on some kind of drug or something... pull you heads out of your asses and join the real world.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #558 on: May 08, 2007, 10:05:22 PM »
I must unknowingly along with the other millions of people living on the imaginary continent of australia, be one of the agents serving to further the belief that australia is not real, how can you prove that we dont exist, i knwo in the same manner you prove your FE theory, by describing the circumstnaces surrounding it as a conspiracy, very conveniant.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #559 on: May 08, 2007, 10:25:05 PM »
I'd like you to prove that you actually live in this "Australia".  There has never been a single terrestrial experiment performed to prove the existence of Australia.

 ;D
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #560 on: May 08, 2007, 10:55:51 PM »
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #561 on: May 09, 2007, 08:30:42 AM »
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...
That made my day. ;D

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #562 on: May 09, 2007, 08:32:20 AM »
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...
That made my day. ;D

It's farking brilliant!
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #563 on: May 17, 2007, 05:49:53 AM »
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...

Very good!
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #564 on: May 17, 2007, 07:07:55 AM »
I still love it!
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #565 on: May 18, 2007, 05:57:05 AM »
How about my rant about fat kids got shot down by my teacher... my presentation was way better than 90% of the class's  :'(
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #566 on: May 18, 2007, 06:07:33 AM »
I cannot say to you if Australia does indeed exist. I've never been there, never has there been an Evil kangaroo man either so, who knows, maybe Australia does in fact NOT exist.
I will investigate it some day. I am very busy with those villians at the moment.
I attract them for some reason.
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #567 on: September 28, 2007, 06:55:30 PM »
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

I spent a week at spacecamp with a group of Australians, your attempt to say it doesn't exist is hard to defend,
your not serious are you?
Yours sincerely, The Rational Theist

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #568 on: September 28, 2007, 07:37:53 PM »
Wow, you are so thick-headed.  Does it hurt your neck carrying it around?  ???
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #569 on: September 28, 2007, 07:41:05 PM »
Wow, you are so thick-headed.  Does it hurt your neck carrying it around?  ???

That is not directed at me correct?