Australia doesn't exist

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #630 on: October 14, 2007, 10:57:09 AM »
If only it was true.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #631 on: May 02, 2018, 03:01:54 PM »
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!
The illusion is shattered if we ask what goes on behind the scenes.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #632 on: May 02, 2018, 03:29:31 PM »
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!

You must be very proud.
Have you actually read 1984?
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #633 on: May 02, 2018, 03:47:46 PM »
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #634 on: May 02, 2018, 03:54:24 PM »
We should vacuum the rug. We're gonna have some new guests.   ;)

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #635 on: May 02, 2018, 04:04:15 PM »
We should vacuum the rug. We're gonna have some new guests.   ;)

I'm so EXCITED!!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #636 on: May 02, 2018, 04:11:28 PM »
I'm very excited to finally see some traction on this issue.  Congress needs to allocate funding to explore this matter.
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #637 on: May 03, 2018, 11:29:40 AM »
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!
Are you saying you believe it doesn't exist?  I paid a lot of money for my daughter to go to Australia and New Zealand with the People to People program so I know for a fact they exist.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #638 on: May 03, 2018, 03:44:04 PM »
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!
Are you saying you believe it doesn't exist?  I paid a lot of money for my daughter to go to Australia and New Zealand with the People to People program so I know for a fact they exist.

Mike
Either that or you and your daughter are very gullible.
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #639 on: May 03, 2018, 03:49:57 PM »
you guys believe in the earth. wow idiots! we live in the scrotum of jesus Hitler christ.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #640 on: June 19, 2018, 10:28:29 AM »
Blasphemy!

How dumb do they think we are? ... We are not stupid. We don't believe that Australia is fake. We are NOT The Flat Earth Society!

Regarding UA: Any real flat earther is going to tell you that the earth is flat and motionless. MOTIONLESS!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #641 on: July 04, 2018, 03:46:19 PM »
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #642 on: July 04, 2018, 04:08:40 PM »
Nice try, Kaleb. We're not fooled by you or those "quokkas".
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #643 on: July 04, 2018, 05:33:51 PM »
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila
I could say exactly the same except that I now live near Brisbane.

We are home to many of the deadliest animal and marine species to keep out unwanted aliens like space-loving cowgirls.
And it helps our cause if we pretend "Australia doesn't exist". If that fails there is always that stupid Ice-Wall flat head map.
If those geographically challenged FEers use that map to find the Land of OZ they'll get hopelessly lost and drop off the edge.

Careful all you flat-earthers who might venture down to the fictitious cold tempestuous south land! Here be dragons!

PS The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #644 on: July 05, 2018, 06:29:26 PM »
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila
I could say exactly the same except that I now live near Brisbane.

We are home to many of the deadliest animal and marine species to keep out unwanted aliens like space-loving cowgirls.
And it helps our cause if we pretend "Australia doesn't exist". If that fails there is always that stupid Ice-Wall flat head map.
If those geographically challenged FEers use that map to find the Land of OZ they'll get hopelessly lost and drop off the edge.

Careful all you flat-earthers who might venture down to the fictitious cold tempestuous south land! Here be dragons!

PS The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

C'mon rab, the jig is clearly up. No one is buying this 'Australia' shit anymore. We might as well come clean.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #645 on: July 05, 2018, 06:37:41 PM »
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila

Dammit Keith STAHP THE NONSENSE

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #646 on: July 05, 2018, 06:39:00 PM »
The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

C'mon rab, the jig is clearly up. No one is buying this 'Australia' shit anymore. We might as well come clean.
What's your problem? Of course "The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas."
Isn't Judy Garland in "The Wizard of OZ" saying it good enough evidence for a sceptic like you? If the film says so, it must be true, right?

We're Not in Kansas Anymore - The Wizard of Oz

PS They didn't have "the Internet" or "YouTube" then, so how did people get eddykated if not from Satdy at da flicks.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2018, 07:09:47 PM by rabinoz »

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #647 on: July 05, 2018, 06:51:18 PM »
The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

C'mon rab, the jig is clearly up. No one is buying this 'Australia' shit anymore. We might as well come clean.
What's your problem? Of course "The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas."
Isn't Judy Garland in "The Wizard of OZ" saying it good enough evidence for a sceptic like you? If the film says so, it must be true, right?

We're Not in Kansas Anymore - The Wizard of Oz

PS They didn't have "the Internet" or "YouTube" then, so how did people get eddykated if not from Satdy at da flicks.



Dafaq went on with your quoting rab? And you are the one that said 'The Land of Oz isn;t in Kansas in the first place! So your reply

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What's your problem? Of course "The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas."
Isn't Judy Garland in "The Wizard of OZ" saying it good enough evidence for a sceptic like you? If the film says so, it must be true, right?

Is arguing against yourself. A clear sign of dementia or some kind of mental problem like schizophrenia but given your advanced age, dementia is more likely


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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #648 on: July 05, 2018, 07:11:05 PM »
Is arguing against yourself. A clear sign of dementia or some kind of mental problem like schizophrenia but given your advanced age, dementia is more likely
I screwed up a quote, big deal.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #649 on: July 05, 2018, 07:13:24 PM »
Is arguing against yourself. A clear sign of dementia or some kind of mental problem like schizophrenia but given your advanced age, dementia is more likely
I screwed up a quote, big deal.

You screwed up a quote, and then argued against something that was actually your quote. Its not just a big deal. It's FUNNY!  8) :P ;D

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #650 on: July 08, 2018, 12:06:35 AM »
Our former Secretary was an Australian and she knew she did not hang from her feet!
The illusion is shattered if we ask what goes on behind the scenes.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #651 on: July 08, 2018, 01:00:43 AM »
Our former Secretary was an Australian and she knew she did not hang from her feet!
Who would anyone suggest a ridiculous idea? Sounds like something a well moonshined Tennessee Hillbilly might come out with.
Your former Secretary just didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #652 on: August 01, 2018, 09:11:40 PM »
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #653 on: August 01, 2018, 09:13:35 PM »
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

rab is most definitely a troll

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #654 on: August 01, 2018, 09:15:30 PM »
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

rab is most definitely a troll

I am talking about the OP. The FAQ has a flat earth model with Australia on it. Also, what motive dies the government have to hide Australia?

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #655 on: August 03, 2018, 10:06:39 PM »
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

rab is most definitely a troll

I am talking about the OP. The FAQ
So close

has a flat earth model with Australia on it. Also, what motive dies the government have to hide Australia?

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.

Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #656 on: August 03, 2018, 10:53:32 PM »

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.
I don't know about the Chinese Communist Party but Chinese from various places seem to be buying up lots of Australia.
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Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
;) We like " ;D hiding Australia ;D" it might slow down the number of people wanting to come here ;).
Australia is a huge country with not much water. It has very few permanently flowing rivers other than around the coast so irrigation of crops is difficult.
Hence it would be difficult for Australia to sustain a population approaching that of the USA.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #657 on: August 03, 2018, 11:02:36 PM »

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.
I don't know about the Chinese Communist Party but Chinese from various places seem to be buying up lots of Australia.
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Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
;) We like " ;D hiding Australia ;D" it might slow down the number of people wanting to come here ;).
Australia is a huge country with not much water. It has very few permanently flowing rivers other than around the coast so irrigation of crops is difficult.
Hence it would be difficult for Australia to sustain a population approaching that of the USA.

I totally agree. I like you Rabinoz, I'm from Sydney. I've just finished a very good book and it shows the connections between the CCP and Australias ports and infrastructure being bought up by the Chinese.

I'm afraid we could lose our sovereignty in the next 100 years.

http://www.hardiegrant.com/au/publishing/bookfinder/book/silent-invasion-by-clive-hamilton/9781743794807

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #658 on: August 03, 2018, 11:33:07 PM »

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.
I don't know about the Chinese Communist Party but Chinese from various places seem to be buying up lots of Australia.
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Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
;) We like " ;D hiding Australia ;D" it might slow down the number of people wanting to come here ;).
Australia is a huge country with not much water. It has very few permanently flowing rivers other than around the coast so irrigation of crops is difficult.
Hence it would be difficult for Australia to sustain a population approaching that of the USA.

We have a huge coastline. Our water could be met using desalination plants. I don't know why they don't use the one we have (that was built because we were in drought but when finished, wasn't needed). They could pump beautiful fresh water into the Murray Darling Basin they always bitch doesn't have enough.

But like most things, the problem is politics. And the solution is politics. Sigh.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #659 on: August 04, 2018, 01:38:15 AM »
But like most things, the problem is politics. And the solution is politics. Sigh.
And like most things, the problem is money. And the solution is money. Sigh.
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The installed cost of desalination plants is approximately $1m for every 1,000 cubic meters per day of installed capacity. Therefore, a large scale desalination plant serving 300,000 people typically costs in the region of $100 million. The costs of infrastructure to distribute water must be added to this.
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