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Australia doesn't exist

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Agbeard

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #480 on: February 26, 2007, 02:29:17 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 25, 2007, 03:32:33 AM
Uhm... no.. you spell it moron...
Well that one didn't even part your hair on the way over!    ;D

Haven't you seen this one before?

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Agbeard

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #481 on: February 26, 2007, 02:45:05 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 26, 2007, 02:36:38 AM
Oh, and the comment about parting my hair... im BALD!!!! thanks for reminding me....  :'(
Ah, so you have the badge of honour of child-rearing as well!  Wear it with pride, brother!  :)
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dolfyn

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« Reply #482 on: February 26, 2007, 02:57:00 AM »
Is this thread serious???  ::) I pissed myself laughing when I first saw it!  :D

If Australia doesn't exist, then they've managed to fool me into thinking I've lived here in Melbourne, Australia all my life!  :o

Try visiting our fair land before you dismiss our very existence!  ;)
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dolfyn

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« Reply #483 on: February 26, 2007, 03:23:11 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 26, 2007, 03:03:15 AM
You are a liar.
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ROFL! Suit yourself! You're just allowing yourself to be ignorant. As I said, try travelling to a place before you dismiss its existence. I've travelled from Melbourne to other countries, therefore I know they're actually there. If you haven't done that, then you're just allowing yourself to be fooled by an ignorant minority. I'd happily deny the existence of the US, but I've been there. Seek out the proof we don't exist, otherwise you're being a fool.  :)
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Agbeard

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #484 on: February 26, 2007, 03:35:02 AM »
Anyway, it's beddie-byes time here in Melbourne in the fictitious land of Oz, so sleep tight my fellow denizens of Phantasia!   ;)
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dolfyn

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« Reply #485 on: February 26, 2007, 03:42:45 AM »
You guys are hilarious. You didn't even really respond to my suggestion of actually physically travelling to a place to prove/disprove its existence. So, whatever. Stay fooled. Your problem. I choose to live in the real world. Enjoy your self-deluding fantasy. It actually is getting late here in Melbourne (Australia, not to be confused with the munchkin-infested land of Oz; although it wouldn't surprise me if you did confuse the two), & I have work tomorrow, so nighty-night kiddies. Your silliness has amused me. Get back to me when you've actually been somewhere.  ;)
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #486 on: February 26, 2007, 05:43:03 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann
Why would i travel to a place that doesnt exist? THAT makes no sense to me.

Because YOU DON'T EXSIST... or something
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ilikegrapesoda72

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #487 on: February 26, 2007, 08:13:08 AM »
One can easily find this theory false by taking a visit, it is not restricted.
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Masterchef

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #488 on: February 26, 2007, 08:17:35 AM »
Quote from: ilikegrapesoda72 on February 26, 2007, 08:13:08 AM
One can easily find this theory false by taking a visit, it is not restricted.
But you are not visiting where you think Australia is located, you are visiting where it is actually located.
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #489 on: February 26, 2007, 09:27:33 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 26, 2007, 08:14:49 AM
how do you know you know itll be australia? How do you know where you will Be on the globe?

SNOW GLOBE

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #490 on: February 26, 2007, 10:02:24 AM »
Quote from: Masterchief2219 on February 26, 2007, 08:17:35 AM
Quote from: ilikegrapesoda72 on February 26, 2007, 08:13:08 AM
One can easily find this theory false by taking a visit, it is not restricted.
But you are not visiting where you think Australia is located, you are visiting where it is actually located.

So where's it actually located?
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Phaethon

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« Reply #491 on: February 26, 2007, 10:13:12 AM »
You are neglecting the fact that it has been around forever :p  There are documented cases of Australia being used as a prison camp, etc, etc. 

AND WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN KANGAROOS!!!! Where did they come from?  Are they agents, with baby agents in their pouches?
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Masterchef

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #492 on: February 26, 2007, 11:01:31 AM »
Please just ignore theonlydann. He is the biggest troll on this forum.

Kangaroos live on the island people are told is Australia. If you travel to "Australia", this is where the plane will take you. The people who live on this island are raised to believe that they are somewhere they are not, and they accept it as true because they have no reason to doubt it.
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Mental

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« Reply #493 on: February 26, 2007, 11:06:11 AM »
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/986/australiayd0.jpg

A pretty big island, if I may say so myself  ;D
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Mental

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #494 on: February 26, 2007, 11:07:36 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 26, 2007, 11:07:02 AM
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The script wouldn't allow me to link to the picture :( .
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Agbeard

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #495 on: February 26, 2007, 01:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Masterchief2219 on February 26, 2007, 11:01:31 AM
The people who live on this island are raised to believe that they are somewhere they are not, and they accept it as true because they have no reason to doubt it.
No no no!  You've got it all wrong!  It's the Americans who've been raised to think they're somewhere they're not.  For goodness sake, look at history.  Your government has a long history of hoodwinking its populace -- prohibition, the Communist threat, WMD, to name just a few that spring immediately to mind.  They've done such a good job on you that, like most Americans, you're totally unaware the rest of the world actually does exist.
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Agbeard

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #496 on: February 26, 2007, 01:10:34 PM »
Actually, reading through the posts purportedly from Australians, and gaining a feeling of anger behind them, I wonder if maybe there is some sort of plot here.  No real Australian would fail to recognise a piss-take like this thread and respond with a pile of bullshit for the fun of it.  Posters here claiming to be Australian (apart from my good self, of course) are obviously stooges of this fictitious U.S. government.
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #497 on: February 26, 2007, 01:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 01:02:28 PM
They've done such a good job on you that, like most Americans, you're totally unaware the rest of the world actually does exist.
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Agbeard

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« Reply #498 on: February 26, 2007, 03:35:05 PM »
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Rick_James

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #499 on: February 26, 2007, 03:58:51 PM »
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assorted chocolates

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« Reply #500 on: February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM »
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!
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Rick_James

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #501 on: February 26, 2007, 05:14:37 PM »
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

OMG I'm there right now! Only, it's not where you think it is!! :o
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Agbeard

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #502 on: February 26, 2007, 05:33:53 PM »
Quote from: Rick_James on February 26, 2007, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

OMG I'm there right now! Only, it's not where you think it is!! :o
OMG!!!!  So am I!!!!   :o
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #503 on: February 26, 2007, 06:05:45 PM »
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

Better question: Why WOULDN'T any government do such a thing? Oh wait.
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #504 on: February 26, 2007, 08:26:31 PM »
Wow, it went on for 20++ pages...
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #505 on: February 26, 2007, 08:34:33 PM »
Quote from: midnight on February 26, 2007, 06:05:45 PM
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

Better question: Why WOULDN'T any government do such a thing? Oh wait.

OH SNAP!
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Mental

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« Reply #506 on: February 27, 2007, 05:36:53 AM »
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

Hm...

Yes, I see your point!

I concur with the quoted individual. He's absolutely correct.
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assorted chocolates

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« Reply #507 on: February 27, 2007, 05:48:55 PM »
Finally some sense in this place. Yes I have a Friend from australia. Well more of my dads friend but I call him my friend!!
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Rick_James

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #508 on: February 27, 2007, 11:30:49 PM »
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 27, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Finally some sense in this place. Yes I have a Friend from australia. Well more of my dads friend but I call him my friend!!

OMG it wasn't even his friend!!!
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Masterchef

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #509 on: February 28, 2007, 10:38:25 AM »
Quote from: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!
Because I can't think of a reason for ________ to happen, ________ must not be possible.

Hooray for fallacious logic. ::)
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