Australia doesn't exist

Wooo, I'm 17 and weigh 125 biach. Run track, X-Crountry, and basketball. I bet you like men!

Geez, I'm only 115kg, and I thought I was fat!  Or is "biach" some obscure unit of mass? 

WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour.

There is still a continent of Australia, it just isn't where you think it is.

Ya buddy your not "leet skeet" <--- Copyrighted 2007.LatinCrusader.

You can have that saying. That is the lamest thing I have ever read, and that is saying a lot as I am on a forum full of round earthers.

Ive been to Australia its a real place

Quote from: midnight on February 21, 2007, 01:57:34 AM

The first verified case of a faked, staged, or falsely shown photo was that of one exhibited at the Worlds Fair way back in the day. Denied.

SO that proves that the first fake photo was uncovered then. not that that was the first faked photo.

Exactly. (you beat me to it dann )

Quote from: Jesus_is_REAL on February 20, 2007, 06:33:24 PM

WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour.

There is still a continent of Australia, it just isn't where you think it is.

It's precisely where I think it is -- under my feet.

Quote from: Masterchief2219 on February 21, 2007, 09:41:04 AM

Quote from: Jesus_is_REAL on February 20, 2007, 06:33:24 PM

WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour.

There is still a continent of Australia, it just isn't where you think it is.

It's precisely where I think it is -- under my feet.

Next to Springheeled Jack.

Quote from: someguy25 on February 21, 2007, 11:58:05 AM

Ive been to Australia its a real place

Liar. You THINK you have.

Oh and i suppose i 'thought' england was thrased in the ashes.

Quote from: theonlydann on February 21, 2007, 12:25:04 PM

Quote from: someguy25 on February 21, 2007, 11:58:05 AM

Ive been to Australia its a real place

Liar. You THINK you have.

Oh and i suppose i 'thought' england was thrased in the ashes.

Oh, that bit was definitely real!  

Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude you are an idiot.

Yes, I must be, because I don't believe the same things you believe.

are you like an American?

I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Are you? How are you sure that you are in Australia? How do you know that the continent is the shape the maps show you? How do you know that it is located where maps show it is? How do you know it is not on the other side of the world?

You "know" that Australia is south east of Asia because you have been told so. You "know" the shape of Australia because you have seen it on a map. And you believe these things simply because you trust your sources. Now what if your sources are lying, or mistaken?

Quote from: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM

Dude you are an idiot.

Yes, I must be, because I don't believe the same things you believe.

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are you like an American?

I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

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(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Are you? How are you sure that you are in Australia? How do you know that the continent is the shape the maps show you? How do you know that it is located where maps show it is? How do you know it is not on the other side of the world?

You "know" that Australia is south east of Asia because you have been told so. You "know" the shape of Australia because you have seen it on a map. And you believe these things simply because you trust your sources. Now what if your sources are lying, or mistaken?

Ive Flown to most islands in the south pacific, i flew over water.

Ive flown to south east asia, we headed in the correct direction.

Ive flown to LA, and i didnt fall of the end of the earth.

Ive flown from Sydney to Johannesburg, we flew via the antarctic ice shelf as it was shorter. According to your model we would have fallen off the end of the earth or the trip would have taken longer.

Ive Flown to most islands in the south pacific, i flew over water.

Yes, 70% of our planet is covered in water. How are you sure that the water you were traveling over is the water you think it is?

Ive flown to south east asia, we headed in the correct direction.

How do you know? Are you saying that there is no possible way they could have mislead or misinformed you? Or is it just that you can not think of a way that they could have mislead or misinformed you? Or maybe you just don't want to believe that you were.

Ive flown to LA, and i didnt fall of the end of the earth.

Ive flown from Sydney to Johannesburg, we flew via the antarctic ice shelf as it was shorter. According to your model we would have fallen off the end of the earth or the trip would have taken longer.

The Flat Earth Theory is a completely separate theory. Even if the Earth was round, which it isn't, Australia could still be located in a different place.

Quote from: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM

are you like an American?

I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

Well, you wouldn't, would you... I mean, you think you live in this fictitious place called "America."

Quote from: Masterchief2219 on February 23, 2007, 07:01:26 PM

Quote from: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM

are you like an American?

I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

Well, you wouldn't, would you... I mean, you think you live in this fictitious place called "America."

I must locate this mystical realm! 

I must locate this mystical realm! 

You can't;  it doesn't exist!  

Quote from: Masterchief2219 on November 10, 2006, 10:55:11 AM

Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude, you're the fucking idiot.  If you live in Australia, how could you possible not understand that this is a joke.

I just wanted to let everybody know that El Roota is an exception to Australians, most Aussies no when somebody is taking the piss and do not take such blatant jokes seriously.  Unfortuantly every country has a few bad apples.  Can we just ban all the people who think this topic is serious, wouldn't that save us all some trouble?

Quote from: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM

Quote from: Masterchief2219 on November 10, 2006, 10:55:11 AM

Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude, you're the fucking idiot.  If you live in Australia, how could you possible not understand that this is a joke.

I just wanted to let everybody know that El Roota is an exception to Australians, most Aussies no when somebody is taking the piss and do not take such blatant jokes seriously.  Unfortuantly every country has a few bad apples.  Can we just ban all the people who think this topic is serious, wouldn't that save us all some trouble?

just like this whole fucking website

Quote from: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM

Quote from: Masterchief2219 on November 10, 2006, 10:55:11 AM

Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude, you're the fucking idiot.  If you live in Australia, how could you possible not understand that this is a joke.

I just wanted to let everybody know that El Roota is an exception to Australians, most Aussies no when somebody is taking the piss and do not take such blatant jokes seriously.  Unfortuantly every country has a few bad apples.  Can we just ban all the people who think this topic is serious, wouldn't that save us all some trouble?

Can we just kill people who think this topic is serious, and not limit ourselves on Australia .

It sounds a bit Hitlerish, but it's a good idea overall .

just like this whole fucking website

Or perhaps you just lack the intellectual fortitude to understand what is really being discussed here.  You may only be capable of seeing the surface of things, but luckily other people are able to see greater depth in things than you.

then where do people really go when they go to australia for vacation? california?

MORON MORON MORON


EARTH IS ROUND   O = EARTH   YOUR AN IDIOT.

I went on a fucking school trip to austrailia. We took off from Florida, landed after 9 hours, scuba dived to the barrier reef, and we fucking ate barbecue ribs. This shit is rediculous.

I'm j/k I was laem and didn't go, but the hot chick I like did ;(

Quote from: someguy25 on February 24, 2007, 03:20:55 AM

just like this whole fucking website

Or perhaps you just lack the intellectual fortitude to understand what is really being discussed here.  You may only be capable of seeing the surface of things, but luckily other people are able to see greater depth in things than you.

We get it, the site makes jokes about funny stuff, but it stops becoming funny when it comes to something like a chubby Earth.

MORON MORON MORON


EARTH IS ROUND   O = EARTH   YOUR AN IDIOT.

My an idiot?  Doesn't make sense.  And don't you normally spell that "MORAN?"

 

I went on a fucking school trip to austrailia. We took off from Florida, landed after 9 hours, scuba dived to the barrier reef, and we fucking ate barbecue ribs. This shit is rediculous.

I'm j/k I was laem and didn't go, but the hot chick I like did ;(

Quote from: beast on February 24, 2007, 05:51:20 AM

Quote from: someguy25 on February 24, 2007, 03:20:55 AM

just like this whole fucking website

Or perhaps you just lack the intellectual fortitude to understand what is really being discussed here.  You may only be capable of seeing the surface of things, but luckily other people are able to see greater depth in things than you.

We get it, the site makes jokes about funny stuff, but it stops becoming funny when it comes to something like a chubby Earth.

No, you apparently don't get it.

You know, by that logic, we could all be getting hosed, and we're all living on different bits of the world from where we thought.
 Here's there master plan:

1. Mislead world ENTIRE RUN of cartographic civilization.

2. Pay off everyone. $$$!

3. Mismanage the whole affair through traditional government inefficiency. 

4. Hire a private consultant from the Illuminati to straighten things out. 

5. Pay him/her/it craploads of everything. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Profit! 

Quote from: Agbeard on February 25, 2007, 02:01:31 AM

Quote from: wowidiots on February 24, 2007, 09:54:32 PM

MORON MORON MORON


EARTH IS ROUND   O = EARTH   YOUR AN IDIOT.

My an idiot?  Doesn't make sense.  And don't you normally spell that "MORAN?"

 

Uhm... no.. you spell it moron...

No you spell it:




































Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery they say...

This shit is rediculous.

I know.. It's insane to think that the government would be able to fake the location of an entire continent, but they did it.

So Australia doesnt exist then?
So where do australian people come from?Australian animals?
Let me guess you think it doesnt exist because youve never been there and dont know any one from there?
Well guess what ive never been to japan and havent met any one from there. Didnt stop us from bombing them.

I went on a fucking school trip to austrailia. We took off from Florida, landed after 9 hours, scuba dived to the barrier reef, and we fucking ate barbecue ribs. This shit is rediculous.

You think it takes only 9 hrs from Florida to Australia? Bahahahahaha! THis proves it's not where the maps say!

omg zerg rush.