Australia doesn't exist

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #510 on: March 01, 2007, 04:08:47 PM »
Please just ignore theonlydann. He is the biggest troll on this forum.

Kangaroos live on the island people are told is Australia. If you travel to "Australia", this is where the plane will take you. The people who live on this island are raised to believe that they are somewhere they are not, and they accept it as true because they have no reason to doubt it.

Judging from this post, you must believe there is an island whose inhabitants and vistors believe is Australia, correct? Where kangaroos, wombats, and koala's live, yes? But, apparently they believe it is Australia when it is not actually where the island (continent, whatever) of Australia is supposed to be.

First question, are you impling that there is no 7,741,220 kmē (2,988,888 sq mi) island in the middle of the Pacific/Southern Ocean, and that "pretend" Australia is somewhere else?

Secondly, assuming you're correct and there is no island where Australia is perported to be, wouldn't an island with the Australian appearance, culture, flora, fauna, and a nation of people believing it is Australia...be enough to actually consider it Australia? These photos and videos that you claim have been faked by "the government" could have been taken at this "fake" Australia, thus making the photos not faked, just simply being taken at a different geographical location.

So your theory goes... Australia is not where it's said to be, but rather somewhere else that no-one knows of, and everyone who goes to/is in believes they're in the Pacific Ocean.

What makes you think you really live in America and not a test bubble controlled by the Japanese to see the effects that frontal lobotomies has on an entire nation of people?

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #511 on: March 01, 2007, 06:51:12 PM »


Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2007, 07:00:34 PM by roundearthforreals »

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #512 on: March 01, 2007, 06:55:08 PM »
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad taste to it.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 05:53:24 AM by roundearthforreals »

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #513 on: March 01, 2007, 07:01:37 PM »
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
Some people are ****ing stupid! ~ George Carlin

Mathematical proof of the flat Earth:
[{(Diameter of Earth)*(tan[distance from Earth to sun/distance from North pole to equator])}2]/0

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #514 on: March 01, 2007, 07:03:25 PM »
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2007, 07:11:21 PM by roundearthforreals »

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #515 on: March 02, 2007, 08:50:21 AM »


Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Too late, a dozen people created parodies of that post before you. ::)

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #516 on: March 02, 2007, 12:15:32 PM »
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
I am waiting on clarification for what tase is.
So, what's the record for number of nested posts in this forum?
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~ DNA

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #517 on: March 02, 2007, 03:41:43 PM »
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
I am waiting on clarification for what tase is.
So, what's the record for number of nested posts in this forum?

Exactly 26 and a half.
Some people are ****ing stupid! ~ George Carlin

Mathematical proof of the flat Earth:
[{(Diameter of Earth)*(tan[distance from Earth to sun/distance from North pole to equator])}2]/0

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #518 on: March 03, 2007, 12:41:48 AM »
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
I am waiting on clarification for what tase is.
So, what's the record for number of nested posts in this forum?

Exactly 26 and a half.
Gee, that's a lot!   :D
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~ DNA

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #519 on: March 05, 2007, 03:30:30 PM »
well then australia would exist. but it may not be where it seems to be. I still believe it is where it is but go ahead with your beliefs ::)

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #520 on: March 11, 2007, 08:28:11 AM »
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.


Christ. Believing the Earth is flat is one thing, but this is pathetic.  Do you live such a sheltered life that you do not have enough friends that none of them have been to Australia?  A few good friends of mine have been there, and I have met people in person from there.  I am myself going there for three months this year.  You are talking utter nonsense 

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #521 on: March 11, 2007, 03:55:12 PM »
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

This website doesn't exist. It was faked by the government. http://www.australia.com/home_us.aust?L=en&C=US

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #522 on: March 14, 2007, 03:50:36 PM »
I like these forums...
Out of sight, out of existance!

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #523 on: March 16, 2007, 08:02:02 AM »
gday mate, im from canberra australia, the names keaton , i go to a college down here, mate fucking hell your a cun+, i swear if i ever met you in real life i would beat the living sh1t out of you, just like we do those godamn lebs, look you can call me a fuking conspiracy maker, or what ever you want, good for you, fuck you, wanna chat over skype?? or msn

add me my msn is kr_tralaala@hotmail.com any one whos wants to fuking disagree, come ere and say it u cun+s skype name is darkalbino_

cok sucking lebs, i dont care if i bump this, to the topic starter, ur a fuking wanker mate
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #524 on: March 16, 2007, 08:14:23 AM »
go suck sum balls, get a life fucking faggot, over 4500 post on this forum oh my fucking god, and your picture, is that meant to be you holding a gun?? fuk im scared, retard leb you fight like a pussy with ur gun. i bet you have no social life outside the basement you live in, what are you now? 24...25?? damn man fucking move on get a life stop wasting your time, much better things in life then associating with wanckrs like this, i hope this is getting through to you fukface
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #525 on: March 16, 2007, 08:22:36 AM »
maybe if you shaved no one would get confused, ur a fuking terrorism fuc u
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #526 on: March 16, 2007, 08:24:47 AM »
i think its the fact that you bone struckture makes you look like your from iraq. OR u just a fag
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #527 on: March 16, 2007, 08:27:41 AM »
combination of the two faggot, get a job
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #528 on: March 16, 2007, 08:31:14 AM »
i bet you weigh well over 120 kgs, fucking morbidly obese penguin, i bet those photos are over a year old, ur sooo cool dann i want to be like you, wtf is that thikning the world is not round, u r a fag
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #529 on: March 16, 2007, 08:34:51 AM »
yeah, "one could suggest u lik ballz?" also my words i speak range outside this

get a job, lose some weight etc etc
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #530 on: March 16, 2007, 08:36:03 AM »
i wud soo love to fight you
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #531 on: March 16, 2007, 08:40:11 AM »
americans... ah i love it u penguins are soo stuborn
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #532 on: March 16, 2007, 08:48:58 AM »
mate at least i can A) drive a car and B) fit in a car

did u just ask mummy to bring you down some more chips?
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #533 on: March 16, 2007, 08:51:47 AM »
would explain your waistsize
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #534 on: March 16, 2007, 09:04:54 AM »
at that rate you eat them to a "normal" person... i dont think so
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #535 on: March 16, 2007, 09:11:02 AM »
And what rate does a normal person eat them???

alot slower than you
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #536 on: March 16, 2007, 09:18:39 AM »
the only thing done here is you, and your food, now you need more food, faggot,

im just beggining
to put it into lame man terms, think of your society as the christians and i just proved there is no god.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #537 on: March 16, 2007, 09:33:44 AM »
Really? sounds fun! I would love to fight you ALSO! I like fighting!!! But, alas.. you live in ausieville, and i live in detroit... so it will never happen... :-( *sigh*


Awww is this guy giving my country a bad name?

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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #538 on: March 16, 2007, 09:34:37 AM »
Yeah he's a dick
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Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #539 on: March 16, 2007, 09:38:32 AM »
I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of reading his posts before  :-[