maybe because you're an adolescent
could you be more emo?
or
maybe you need a poo transplant.
i keep telling my wife because she complains a lot.
but she says 1, that's gross
2, dad (me) needs to do more work because dads (me) happiness is because she (her) does all the work
i think i'll have to drug her and do her while she's sleeping
not in that way
but yes in that way