I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14340 on: October 14, 2022, 11:41:28 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.

Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14341 on: October 14, 2022, 12:20:58 PM »
your happiness is of no concern to me

ironically he made a movie about pursuing said 'ness.








also
side note, ZERO typos in that post.










also also
keep my inability to english, out your damn mouth



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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14342 on: October 14, 2022, 12:29:08 PM »
If I wasn't happy I would've killed myself by now.

Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14343 on: October 14, 2022, 12:36:33 PM »
good stuff
stay alive
be happy




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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14344 on: October 14, 2022, 12:40:09 PM »
I seriously don't know why I feel like shit.
Even my dreams are shit fr.

Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14345 on: October 14, 2022, 01:10:51 PM »
maybe because you're an adolescent
could you be more emo?





or
maybe you need a poo transplant.
i keep telling my wife because she complains a lot.
but she says 1, that's gross
2, dad (me) needs to do more work because dads (me) happiness is because she (her) does all the work









i think i'll have to drug her and do her while she's sleeping
not in that way
but yes in that way

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14346 on: October 14, 2022, 01:11:52 PM »
I hate emo people fr.


Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14348 on: October 14, 2022, 10:53:01 PM »
i think you just made jesus cry

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14349 on: October 15, 2022, 02:57:37 AM »
i think you just made jesus cry
As far as I know, no Jesus has attempted to win my Challenges. Try your self!

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14350 on: October 18, 2022, 01:29:43 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14351 on: October 18, 2022, 11:01:56 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14352 on: October 21, 2022, 09:19:20 PM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14353 on: October 21, 2022, 09:34:36 PM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14354 on: October 22, 2022, 12:04:02 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it
Yes, an application in the language of Voltaire is possible. Re judges I annually invite the new physics Nobel prize winners to have a go (to double their winnings) but they all fail. So I don't need any judges.

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14355 on: October 22, 2022, 12:05:32 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it
Yes, an application in the language of Voltaire is possible. Re judges I annually invite the new physics Nobel prize winners to have a go (to double their winnings) but they all fail. So I don't need any judges.

Which Nobel prize winners tried and failed?

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14356 on: October 22, 2022, 01:15:40 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it
Yes, an application in the language of Voltaire is possible. Re judges I annually invite the new physics Nobel prize winners to have a go (to double their winnings) but they all fail. So I don't need any judges.

Which Nobel prize winners tried and failed?
All of them!

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14357 on: October 22, 2022, 02:22:50 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it
Yes, an application in the language of Voltaire is possible. Re judges I annually invite the new physics Nobel prize winners to have a go (to double their winnings) but they all fail. So I don't need any judges.

Which Nobel prize winners tried and failed?
All of them!

All of the Nobel Prize winners have completed your application and entered?

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14358 on: October 22, 2022, 03:01:11 AM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it
Yes, an application in the language of Voltaire is possible. Re judges I annually invite the new physics Nobel prize winners to have a go (to double their winnings) but they all fail. So I don't need any judges.

Which Nobel prize winners tried and failed?
All of them!

All of the Nobel Prize winners have completed your application and entered?
Yes, you are right but I have not received any applications.

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14359 on: October 24, 2022, 02:21:04 PM »
Heiwa doesn't know that some of the nobel prize winners are older than he is.
Also, STOP DRAGGING YOUR FUCKING SAG NUTS OVER THIS THREAD.

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14360 on: October 24, 2022, 10:41:55 PM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

You understand Swedish and French do you not? Why can't an application be made in those? Is there a panel of judges the application goes to and English is the only one everyone understands?

I thought it was only yourself

And here I had one all typed up in French. Well, might as well bin it. Can't be fucked translating it
Yes, an application in the language of Voltaire is possible. Re judges I annually invite the new physics Nobel prize winners to have a go (to double their winnings) but they all fail. So I don't need any judges.

Which Nobel prize winners tried and failed?
All of them!

All of the Nobel Prize winners have completed your application and entered?
Yes, you are right but I have not received any applications.

So lied again. Cool

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14361 on: October 24, 2022, 10:55:31 PM »

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14362 on: October 24, 2022, 11:21:29 PM »
Google has stopped linking to my Challenge! Maybe I didn't pay enough?

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14363 on: October 24, 2022, 11:51:34 PM »
Maybe it decided you are a disinformation moron

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14364 on: October 28, 2022, 07:00:27 PM »
Hey, Kabool.
If you could better your English then I'd be so happy.
It's kinda hard deciphering your posts.
An application to win my €1M Challenge is best done in English.

I laughed harder than I care to admit.

disinformation

That's pretty rich.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14365 on: October 30, 2022, 02:58:10 AM »
The whole idea of my Challenges is to have fun.

Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14366 on: December 26, 2022, 03:06:55 PM »
The whole idea of my Challenges is to have fun.

So the prize is fun, too. Fun 1M Euros. If the challenge is fun to you, then I'd bet that the money is also meant to be fun, so not real at all. And you wonder why no one bothers sending entries?

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14367 on: January 13, 2023, 05:02:35 AM »
Hi Heiwa. someone deleted something that made it look like i was saying you made jesus cry to you when in fact i was talking to Themightykabool. Just thought i should note it. not sure what thread it was, i think this one, but couldnt find it.
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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14368 on: January 13, 2023, 05:29:13 AM »
Hi Heiwa. someone deleted something that made it look like i was saying you made jesus cry to you when in fact i was talking to Themightykabool. Just thought i should note it. not sure what thread it was, i think this one, but couldnt find it.

Well you tempted his return now, he probably got an email notification that someone replied to the topic lol

Heiwa has a new thread though. I made it for him to post whatever he likes without getting banned

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=90665.0

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What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« Reply #14369 on: January 27, 2023, 01:12:45 PM »
Looks like Heiwa never survived to the new year after all. He'd always come back to this thread as soon as it got posted on so I'd say he was subscribed. If he were alive he would not be able to resist trolling us with his 'challenges'.

Can't say his death hits me in the feels but I guess sad for his kids?

Quote from: sokarul
what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place