The local, masked police arrested me for not wearing a mask jogging alone in the forest. The police said I had to carry a mask! Covid-19!
I told the police the mask stopped me from inhaling fresh air that I needed when jogging.
I also told the police that the mask prevented me to exhale viruses of all sorts in my body. I admitted that my body and cells are full of viruses and that one way to get rid of them is to exhale them when breathing = jogging. I could also get rid of them by pissing and shitting but, I explained to the police, that it was difficult when jogging.
The masked police told me stay home. Yes, i agreed but informed that local lockdown regulations allowed one hour of jogging in the forest/day without mask.
I didn't say I consider any person with a mask, including local police, to be stupid killing themselves with their masks.