I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Stuffing your face while playing Assassin's Creed: Origins doesn't count.

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Stuffing your face while playing Assassin's Creed: Origins doesn't count.

ROFL You win the internet!

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on October 25, 2021, 12:02:34 PM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Stuffing your face while playing Assassin's Creed: Origins doesn't count.

ROFL You win the internet!

If i did the same thing....
I get no credit or anything.

There are plenty nematodes in the Nile and they are all harmless worms. Maybe they carry viruses around, who knows? The big risk of Nile water is to drown in it. The solution is swimming lessons. Then there are the fanatics doing windsurfing on the Nile sailing South and drifting North. Why not? My friends organized Nile cruises for a while but then the tourists disappeared. Life is not easy.

worst Haiku ever.   

Quote from: Shifter on October 25, 2021, 02:57:32 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on October 25, 2021, 12:02:34 PM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Stuffing your face while playing Assassin's Creed: Origins doesn't count.

ROFL You win the internet!

If i did the same thing....
I get no credit or anything.

<-- Reads your comment
<-- Looks at your Profile Picture
<-- Re-reads your comment
<-- Begins laughing uncontrollably

Quote from: Alexei on October 25, 2021, 03:05:30 PM

Quote from: Shifter on October 25, 2021, 02:57:32 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on October 25, 2021, 12:02:34 PM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Stuffing your face while playing Assassin's Creed: Origins doesn't count.

ROFL You win the internet!

If i did the same thing....
I get no credit or anything.

<-- Reads your comment
<-- Looks at your Profile Picture
<-- Re-reads your comment
<-- Begins laughing uncontrollably

Your forehead is kinda big.
Your eyebrows must be so heavy they pushed the rest of your face down.
Really odd since your's are barely visible.

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Sure, I totally believe you, this is definitely less fake than your Challenge, it's just that if you've been to the Nile river 100 times, surely you have some idea what might be in the water?

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Sure, I totally believe you, this is definitely less fake than your Challenge, it's just that if you've been to the Nile river 100 times, surely you have some idea what might be in the water?

Thanks, when I worked and lived in Egypt it was at Heliopolis 10 miles north in the desert far from the Nile, but I was told the tap water came from the Nile. And it was better just to take a shower in it. And I am still alive. Topic is my Challenge, i.e. flying to the Moon and return and land. Can you do it, I'll make you rich.

Quote from: boydster on October 26, 2021, 01:11:35 PM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Sure, I totally believe you, this is definitely less fake than your Challenge, it's just that if you've been to the Nile river 100 times, surely you have some idea what might be in the water?

Thanks, when I worked and lived in Egypt it was at Heliopolis 10 miles south in the desert far from the Nile, but I was told the tap water came from the Nile. And it was better just to take a shower in it. And I am still alive. Topic is my Challenge, i.e. flying to the Moon and return and land. Can you do it, I'll make you rich.

Maybe you should try licking a bunch of door knobs and see what happens to your unvaxxed arse.

I'll make you rich.

Monopoly money doesn't count. If you ever really make it to see the Nile, do bring a guide along that can help you not get eaten by a croc. I'm pretty sure they don't take Monopoly money either, so you'll need to save up for that

Quote from: boydster on October 26, 2021, 01:11:35 PM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Sure, I totally believe you, this is definitely less fake than your Challenge, it's just that if you've been to the Nile river 100 times, surely you have some idea what might be in the water?

Thanks, when I worked and lived in Egypt it was at Heliopolis 10 miles north in the desert far from the Nile, but I was told the tap water came from the Nile. And it was better just to take a shower in it. And I am still alive. Topic is my Challenge, i.e. flying to the Moon and return and land. Can you do it, I'll make you rich.

So you admit you are a liar about being to the Nile 100 times.

Quote from: Heiwa on October 27, 2021, 05:05:50 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 26, 2021, 01:11:35 PM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 11:40:18 AM

Quote from: boydster on October 25, 2021, 11:35:51 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on October 25, 2021, 10:25:21 AM

And what can it be? Trying to skate on it?

So you've never been to the Nile?

Just a 100 times. A dinner at a restaurant with of view of it is great. And a walk with an Egyptian woman you love along it is even better.

Sure, I totally believe you, this is definitely less fake than your Challenge, it's just that if you've been to the Nile river 100 times, surely you have some idea what might be in the water?

Thanks, when I worked and lived in Egypt it was at Heliopolis 10 miles north in the desert far from the Nile, but I was told the tap water came from the Nile. And it was better just to take a shower in it. And I am still alive. Topic is my Challenge, i.e. flying to the Moon and return and land. Can you do it, I'll make you rich.

So you admit you are a liar about being to the Nile 100 times.

No, I had a girlfriend that lived 200 meters from the Nile and we used  to walk along it. Very romantic.

I see that this little thread has 1134875 views and 13724 replies or one reply every 83 views. And still nobody has won €1 million!!

And 27 November, 19 days later it was 1161521 views. 26646 views in 19 days, i.e. 1400 views/day ... and still no winners.

Merry Christmas Heiwa 

Merry Christmas Heiwa 

Merry Christmas, Shifter.
😘😘😃😃😃

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Good Coffee, not that instashit he has now.

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

My daughter gave me a red tee-shirt XL.

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 08:37:01 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Good Coffee, not that instashit he has now.

lol

Heiwa do you still drink that instashit? Or have you gone back to Nespresso? How do you even go from pod coffee to ground up cockroaches?

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 08:37:01 AM

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

My daughter gave me a red tee-shirt XL.

Nice. Pics?

Quote from: Alexei on December 26, 2021, 10:16:30 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 08:37:01 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Good Coffee, not that instashit he has now.

lol

Heiwa do you still drink that instashit? Or have you gone back to Nespresso? How do you even go from pod coffee to ground up cockroaches?

Thanks for asking. Re coffee my brand is now Carte Noir Classique produced by Luigi Lavazza.

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 11:09:25 AM

Quote from: Alexei on December 26, 2021, 10:16:30 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 08:37:01 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Good Coffee, not that instashit he has now.

lol

Heiwa do you still drink that instashit? Or have you gone back to Nespresso? How do you even go from pod coffee to ground up cockroaches?

Thanks for asking. Re coffee my brand is now Carte Noir Classique produced by Luigi Lavazza.

So, still ground up cockroaches, just under a different name

What happened to that other rubbish you were sipping on? And what happened to your Nespresso Magimix? Surely a multi millionaire such as yoruself could afford a few coffee pods a day?

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 11:25:40 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 11:09:25 AM

Quote from: Alexei on December 26, 2021, 10:16:30 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 08:37:01 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Good Coffee, not that instashit he has now.

lol

Heiwa do you still drink that instashit? Or have you gone back to Nespresso? How do you even go from pod coffee to ground up cockroaches?

Thanks for asking. Re coffee my brand is now Carte Noir Classique produced by Luigi Lavazza.

So, still ground up cockroaches, just under a different name

What happened to that other rubbish you were sipping on? And what happened to your Nespresso Magimix? Surely a multi millionaire such as yoruself could afford a few coffee pods a day?

If he had such money, he could afford himself his own shirt instead of his daughter buying him one.


Are you really that poor, Heiwa? Asking for a friend.

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 11:25:40 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 11:09:25 AM

Quote from: Alexei on December 26, 2021, 10:16:30 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 08:37:01 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Quote from: Shifter on December 26, 2021, 03:40:20 AM

Quote from: Heiwa on December 26, 2021, 03:37:46 AM

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) lifted off 25 December 2021 to win my Challenge! The JWST shall however first orbit Earth for a couple of months, while modifying its orbit around Earth, so the JWST will arrive close to planet Saturn in the Solar system far from the Sun, which is a perfect location to study the end of the Universe at 10 billion light years distance ... and win my Challenge. The altitude above Earth is there perfect study the Universe.
I look forward to all applications to win my €1M Challenges.

Was the email notification you got that someone replied to the topic and nice Christmas present Heiwa?

No! Now and then I check in, if I have lost €1M. Nice Christmas presents are not required. 2021 is good enough for me. My assets have increased several €M thanks to CAC40.

So what does an uber rich guy like you get for Christmas?

Good Coffee, not that instashit he has now.

lol

Heiwa do you still drink that instashit? Or have you gone back to Nespresso? How do you even go from pod coffee to ground up cockroaches?

Thanks for asking. Re coffee my brand is now Carte Noir Classique produced by Luigi Lavazza.

So, still ground up cockroaches, just under a different name

What happened to that other rubbish you were sipping on? And what happened to your Nespresso Magimix? Surely a multi millionaire such as yoruself could afford a few coffee pods a day?

Carte Noir Classique produced by Luigi Lavazza is pretty good;