Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!

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Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« on: July 06, 2005, 05:38:19 AM »
well i used to say the flat earth society had the dumbest theories on the web

I stand corrected

http://www.worldjumpday.org/

chect it out... and just for the hell of it sign up
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2005, 10:14:49 AM »
Of course they know that will only maybe work if it was all on one side of the planet.  But they are geting people from around the world.
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Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2005, 01:29:25 PM »
LOL I can't believe the absurd things people think.

Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2005, 05:42:59 PM »
Like a flat earth?
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Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2005, 05:51:00 PM »
Yup, that's up near the top of the list.

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Trentco

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2005, 05:44:58 PM »
What if in this process the flat earth gets offbalanced and flips over.  We could all fall out into space!  Oh no!

Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2005, 11:20:09 PM »
O no!  Better get on that site and warn them!
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Anonymous

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2005, 06:25:52 PM »
You are going to kill us all you sick murdering bastards.


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the hell

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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005, 12:56:58 AM »
is this stupid site serious?

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reaperman93010

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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2005, 03:03:05 PM »
last I heard, the earth's orbit wobbled anyway, making us due for massive climate changes no matter who jumps at once.

talk about crazy theories, where's the real evidence of global warming?

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Anonymous

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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2005, 01:31:45 PM »

Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2005, 05:46:37 PM »
ITS CAPTIAN PLANET
he earth may be flat but mars isn't!!!1

Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2005, 11:51:13 PM »
We should create an anti-jump movement in the countries that don't lie on the timezones. When the day for the jump comes, all those people living outside the zones should jump, causing an opposite force preventing the orbit of the Earth changing.
 never thought there could be more idiotic people than creationists, but after visiting this site, my belief is proven wrong.

Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2005, 03:36:43 PM »
wow, nobody knows any physics here, newtons third law of motion states

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For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.


everyone can jump and move the earth, but then gravity will pull them back to the earth negating the effect, so the most that could happen is an earthquake, the net force is zero so the earth as a whole does not move

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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2005, 10:04:28 PM »
exactly
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Omnieiunium

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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2005, 03:57:30 PM »
I have stumbled upon this site from another internet discussion group about teaching alternative theories (FSMism).

Anyway, regarding an earlier point, I have heard that the distance we would actually move the earth is about the length of a neutron. As well, as stated above, the earth will just move back.

I personally wonder what is going to happen on that day though.

Changing the earths orbit to stop global warming!
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2005, 05:53:16 PM »
well they're aiming for 600 million people, or 60,000,000,000 KG at most
and the earth weighs in at just under 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 KG so basically the earth will move (before the effect is negated by gravity pulling people back) 1/100,000,000,000,000 times the height that people jump, so one hundred thousandth of a nanometer at best.
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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2005, 12:11:05 PM »



The only way this can work is if everyone stood on each otherís shoulders then jumped up at the same time and landed back down on the same spot. Then all the energy would be focus on one point.
The only problem with doing this on Our Flat Earth is it might fold up like them magic fish you put in the palm of your hand to tell your future. Not a good idea.


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korn

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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2005, 09:39:05 AM »
wouldnt that be like jumping inside  a moving airplane.  buch a dumb dumbs

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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2005, 05:39:25 PM »
they should all go to one spot and jump in unison for 1 hour

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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2005, 06:14:24 PM »
yeah, we should plan something like that in the wastelands.
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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2005, 06:40:58 PM »
I have heard of that site.
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2005, 06:58:51 PM »
yeah, sounds like a good place.
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2005, 04:36:58 AM »
Quote from: "The Farmer"
wow, nobody knows any physics here, newtons third law of motion states

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For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.


everyone can jump and move the earth, but then gravity will pull them back to the earth negating the effect, so the most that could happen is an earthquake, the net force is zero so the earth as a whole does not move


See, a smart person. Good!

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Getting everybody in the world to jump at the same time.

Okay, folks, let's look at this. Suppose everybody on the planet weighed 100kg (which is an overestimate, 70kg is more like it, probably less). Suppose that there were ten billion people (another overestimate - there are about 6.4 billion at the time of writing). Suppose that they all jumped ten metres in the air (a huge overestimate, fifty centimetres is more likely and probably much less). Suppose they were all at the exact same point on Earth (which they won't be, thus mitigating the effects of the jump). And lastly, suppose that they all jumped at precisely the same instant, which of course they will not, seeing as the time difference between the fastest watch and the slowest will likely be over five minutes.

Altogether that's a mass of one billion tonnes of humanity jumping ten metres in the air.

The Earth has a mass of... let's be nice and round it WAY down to 1021 tonnes. That's a trillion times heavier than all of humanity. Which means the distance the Earth moves when everybody jumps will be one trillionth of the distance that all the people jumped: that is to say, 10-11 metres, or about half the radius of a hydrogen atom.

It gets better. Even assuming the Earth did move by some significant distance when everybody jumped, just think about it: it'd move right back again! You jump up, the Earth goes down: you fall down, the Earth comes up to meet you. Jumping up and down to try to move the Earth is like mounting a fan on a sailboat, pointing the fan at the sail, and expecting the boat to move forwards. It just doesn't work!


From How to move the Earth, authored by Sam Hughes, also author of How to Destroy the Earth.

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