If I could ask the President one question...

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If I could ask the President one question...
« on: November 08, 2006, 10:39:22 AM »
"Mr. President, how do you feel about wasting the American's tax dollars on NASA and these so called "satellites" when you know for a fact that the Earth is flat, regardless of photography, video evidence in the past 50 years, science, non-retardation, and these fake trips to the moon all 5,999,990,000 of you round earthers say to be true?"
hy are people so stupid? i guess years of satelite evidence can't prove that the earth is round? satelites are a conspiracy? yea that's why we have cell phones and xm radio.

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Erasmus

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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2006, 10:45:07 AM »
An excellent question!
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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BOGWarrior89

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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2006, 11:01:33 AM »
Quote from: "Erasmus"
An excellent question!


Only if you want to be shot dead.

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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 12:08:39 PM »
hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country....  truely the land of the free i suppose.

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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2006, 12:41:02 PM »
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hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country....  truely the land of the free i suppose.


THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS.

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And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
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The views expressed in this post are solely those of the author. Also the earth is round.

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Dioptimus Drime

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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2006, 02:00:36 PM »
Why does the president of the United States need to know about the conspiracy?


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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 02:01:58 PM »
Quote from: "DiegoDraw"
Why does the president of the United States need to know about the conspiracy?


~D-Draw


My guess is, he'd probably like to know why he's not in charge.
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2006, 04:18:35 PM »
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Quote from: "troubadour"
hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country....  truely the land of the free i suppose.


THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS.

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And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.


Was it now, dear boy? Well, I am so glad to hear that...you got any proof for that, chief? Or are you just going by the words of a book which was written centuries after the fact, edited, chopped, mistranslated and misinterpreted, and now holds no more relavancy than a piece of kindling?

Thought so.

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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2006, 04:33:32 PM »
six days, it was created in six days. on the seventh, god said f u c k it i a'int working on this anymore.
an vir

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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 04:58:03 PM »
Quote from: "Cheech6"
Quote from: "troubadour"
hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country....  truely the land of the free i suppose.


THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS.

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And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.


Says the bible. From that logic, I can say there are three pigs out there that can build their own houses, three bears that own their own home and can make porridge and a girl named Cinderella that got a dress magically put on by a fairy god mother so she could go to a ball - because the books said so.

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beast

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 05:18:53 PM »
I would the President:

"Mr President, Why do you use The Google to look at your ranch when you have access to hundred times more powerful US military satellites that would give you a much better image?"

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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2006, 09:26:28 AM »
Beast, you know theres no such thing as satellites

I never liked the creation story in the bible, if he is omnipotent... why did it take him six days?
he man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2006, 09:31:49 AM »
i don't personally think that the bible actually says that he created it in 7 days,  correct me if i'm wrong, but i seem to just mention it saying on the 1st day.....on the 7th day.
That does not neccesarily mean7 successive days, he could have spread it across 10 billion years, so that the time frame we come up with the universe by physics does actually correlate tp the biblical view

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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2006, 09:39:00 AM »
Quote from: "CrimsonKing"
Beast, you know theres no such thing as satellites

I never liked the creation story in the bible, if he is omnipotent... why did it take him six days?


The bible does not desrcibe things litterally. Most of the time they are anaolgies, or represented on different scales. The genesis is pretty obviously not to litteral.
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2006, 09:39:00 AM »
Seven days before there was even a morning and evening?  Has anyone heard of poetic license?  They tend to use it a lot in the Bible.

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« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2006, 09:41:28 AM »
The bible uses poetic licence,  next thing you're going to be telling me that enoch actually died,  Methuselah didn't live until he was 900 odd years old,  Noah didn't give birth until he was 145, and also that jesus wasn't gods son, and a virgins son.

Who'd a believed it all

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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2006, 12:50:27 PM »
Poetic License...as in a lie? That's the most common type I know!!

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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2006, 12:52:08 PM »
you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence

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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2006, 03:22:46 PM »
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you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence


It can't be a lie until it can be demonstrated to be false. Which you won't know until you're dead.
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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BOGWarrior89

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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2006, 03:24:11 PM »
Quote from: "phaseshifter"
Quote from: "Blurbleman"
you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence


It can be a lie until it can be demonstrated to be false. Which you won't know until you're dead.


How can/i] you wake up dead?

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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2006, 09:09:22 PM »
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "phaseshifter"
Quote from: "Blurbleman"
you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence


It can be a lie until it can be demonstrated to be false. Which you won't know until you're dead.


How can/i] you wake up dead?


Well it happened once in Montreal. A girl that was in the morgue woke up, I won't give you the details but the emplyee fainted....and he had his pants down when they found him.
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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Rick_James

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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2006, 09:09:25 PM »
I'd ask if he has a headache (after this week)

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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2006, 09:10:12 PM »
Quote from: "Rick_James"
I'd ask if he has a headache (after this week)


OMG it's Rick James.

SLAP!
atttttttup was right when he said joseph bloom is right, The Engineer is a douchebag.

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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2006, 10:02:57 PM »
Quote from: "Blurbleman"
Noah didn't give birth until he was 145


I thought Noah was 500 before he had children--and by the way he didn't give birth himself (he's a dude).

Quote from: "Genesis 5:32"
After Noah was 500 years old, he became the father of Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
ooyakasha!

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beast

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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2006, 10:06:44 PM »
Noah isn't real.  The Bible isn't fact, it's a bunch of stories and mythology taken from previous religions and trying to instil morality, ethics and purpose into people.

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Rick_James

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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2006, 10:41:31 PM »
Quote from: "phaseshifter"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
I'd ask if he has a headache (after this week)


OMG it's Rick James.

SLAP!


Erm.... yes it is..... well spotted!