Most ludicrous explanation?

A question for the old timers...

What's the most bonkers thing anyone has ever said to you on this site? I'm looking for the most ludicrous explanation to a problem you've ever been given.

If you can link to the post that's even better.

Cheers

There's many.
I've seen many people come on and say that the Earth is a spinning huge ball in a vacuum whilst also spinning around a humongous ball of fire and somehow doing this in some kind of elliptical motion for some strange reason.

I've seen people explain how everything, including us, are stuck to this ball in a vacuum by some imaginary force that cannot be explained that they name, gravity.

I've seen people say that we can see the light from some distant sun that is trillion upon trillions of miles into space.

Some people even believe men in special suits landed on a grey ball of rock in space.

There's absolutely loads of ludicrous explanations. these are just a minute proportion of them.

Just saved me the job of telling the bloke where to look. Still pumping from Friday?.

A question for the old timers...

What's the most bonkers thing anyone has ever said to you on this site? I'm looking for the most ludicrous explanation to a problem you've ever been given.

If you can link to the post that's even better.

Cheers

Some people even claim that earth is globe, lol, go figure.

This is about the level of fet.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/newworldorderscam/newworldorderscam07.htm

One poster claims the universe doesn't exist and we live under a giant, totally reflective ice dome.  They also believe that sun is on the ground and we just see a reflection of sun on the dome.  They also believe the moon is a reflection of the reflection of the sun.  They also believe the stars are glowing carbon crystals (also on the ground).  In this "model" there is no gravity, but some undefinable combination of pressure and density causes things fall to earth.

I don't know if this is the maddest idea I've come across, but it is certainly one of the stupidest.

What's the most bonkers thing anyone has ever said to you on this site? I'm looking for the most ludicrous explanation to a problem you've ever been given.

Just start scrolling through the post history of Sculelos or Sceptimatic.  You'll find some neat stuff.

Bah.  You noobs missed out on Narcberry's floating oceans theory.

Bah.  You noobs missed out on Narcberry's floating oceans theory.

Yeah, I missed out on the action, but I have read the thread. 

A question for the old timers...

What's the most bonkers thing anyone has ever said to you on this site? I'm looking for the most ludicrous explanation to a problem you've ever been given.

My answer.....

Has to be sceptimatic's so-called "denpressure".  Apparently it's a combination of density and pressure.  sceptimatic couldn't tell us much about it though—only that it was similar to the force known by scientists as "gravity" (because he reckons gravity doesn't exist).  He couldn't tell us what its units of measurement are though, and he also didn't know if it was a scalar or a vector quantity.

Apart from that, he defined it perfectly.   

It's a standoff between sceptimatic's "denpressure" and Sculelos's mirrored images and portals.

Be good to get septic on about his dome and the lighting system for a short time.

Most ludicrous claims are the ones that Einstein was a flat-earther and stuff like that. HAHAHA

Ah yes..... the dreaded "moon rat".   Apparently they've eaten up all the luminescent moon shrimps?   

This is close.

The whole thing begins to make sense once we realize that the earth is flat. We live on the backside of a huge flat blackboard (whiteboard, scratch paper, or whatever) used by aliens in their schools and universities. There are many of these in the universe. The flat disk of the earth is thin enough that student doodles made in alien art and math classes "bleed through" to our side. This happens because their writing instruments emit mitogenetic radiation (M-rays) that are well known to affect some living plants, especially wheat, barley, oats and corn. [2] M-rays weaken the stalk structure near the ground, and the stalks bend over gently to lie flat on the ground, showing no evidence of forceful breaking. So the crop circles in grain fields are nothing more than the reverse pattern of alien students' diagrams made in geometry class.