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GeoGuy

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« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2006, 06:43:16 PM »
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..oh by the way, you still havent answered the question about the telescope.


From another thread:

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I have watched ships sail out to sea. And they were obscured by the atmosphere long before I could see them sink over the horizon.

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beast

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« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2006, 06:51:50 PM »
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
Quote from: "TheDerangedWang"
..oh by the way, you still havent answered the question about the telescope.


What question about the telescope?


You are the pilot of a telescope.  You fly 2000 km North North East at 800km per hour and then 5000 km West South West at 900km/hr.  You land and have a 3 hour stop over before flying 7500km at 750 km/hr flying due South.  You then begin to fly a distance of 4000km due West at 660 km/hr but 45% through the journey your engines explode and you crash land in the sea.  You swim 2 km at 5km per hour facing due North but swimming perpendicular to a 10km/hr cross current until you reach an island.  You remain on the island for 4 weeks before being rescued.  What was the name of the pilot of the telescope?

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« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2006, 07:00:39 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
Quote from: "TheDerangedWang"
..oh by the way, you still havent answered the question about the telescope.


What question about the telescope?


You are the pilot of a telescope.  You fly 2000 km North North East at 800km per hour and then 5000 km West South West at 900km/hr.  You land and have a 3 hour stop over before flying 7500km at 750 km/hr flying due South.  You then begin to fly a distance of 4000km due West at 660 km/hr but 45% through the journey your engines explode and you crash land in the sea.  You swim 2 km at 5km per hour facing due North but swimming perpendicular to a 10km/hr cross current until you reach an island.  You remain on the island for 4 weeks before being rescued.  What was the name of the pilot of the telescope?


You can't fly a telescope ...

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beast

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« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2006, 07:04:02 PM »
ORLY?

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BOGWarrior89

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« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2006, 07:09:26 PM »
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ORLY?


Your uncle did WHAT now!?

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« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2006, 07:55:59 PM »
he earth is a giant frisbee being thrown around the universe by George Bush and Zeus.

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TheEngineer

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« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2006, 08:04:08 PM »
Quote from: "beast"
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
Quote from: "TheDerangedWang"
..oh by the way, you still havent answered the question about the telescope.


What question about the telescope?


You are the pilot of a telescope.  You fly 2000 km North North East at 800km per hour and then 5000 km West South West at 900km/hr.  You land and have a 3 hour stop over before flying 7500km at 750 km/hr flying due South.  You then begin to fly a distance of 4000km due West at 660 km/hr but 45% through the journey your engines explode and you crash land in the sea.  You swim 2 km at 5km per hour facing due North but swimming perpendicular to a 10km/hr cross current until you reach an island.  You remain on the island for 4 weeks before being rescued.  What was the name of the pilot of the telescope?

TheEngineer.  Of course, this changes for each person who reads it...


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Teenbas6

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« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2006, 05:20:15 AM »

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« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2006, 11:27:03 AM »
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Have we?


not sure what country your from but here in the us of a we have been to the moon many times. and it is un American to say otherwise.



I've never been to the moon  :cry: I guess I didn't get the invite.  Well I'm not inviting you on my trip to Narnia so there.

Wow I can see from that post, your crazy. Okay we did land on the moon there was a video and auido broadcast of it. I could honestly prove it to you right here, But I know from your other posts all you would go is "lalalalalal, Im right your wrong".

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TheEngineer

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« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2006, 11:51:24 AM »
I want proof of this 'audio' broadcast.  :shock:


"I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake."
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