I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts

I've never seen where they build their rockets,

Quote from: sceptimatic on July 06, 2014, 02:37:54 AM

I've never seen where they build their rockets,

That's kinda weird isn't it?  I thought the Russians would be inviting you over to look round their missile fabrication all the time.  They are usually so open with their military technology...you are right, this is very suspicious... 

Well show me some pictures of their huge set up

Quote from: sceptimatic on July 06, 2014, 03:04:40 AM

Well show me some pictures of their huge set up

I bet you say that to all the boys.   

So, just to be clear, the US has a vertical Vehicle Assembly Building near to the launch pad which is often shown on TV and that's obviously part of a cooperative global conspiracy. However, Russia built their various Assembly and Testing Facilities horizontal then erect the rockets after they're brought to the pad flat and that not being shown on Australian TV very much is just more proof of the exact same cooperative global conspiracy. Ditto China's VAB is similar to the US one but presumably it's similarity is also evidence of how the whole thing is fake, right?

The USSR really used to know how to build a fuckton of launch vehicles, interestingly the mass production approach was one of the reasons they surged so far ahead for much of the space race but also why they could never have really challenged the US to return a man from the moon. Strapping more and more engines together only goes so far.

The launches were performed on Russian soil, I know that much. Naturally, the astronaunts were of Russian descent as well. The Russians were always way ahead of other nations in terms of rocket science until they got assimilated into the global government that we have today.

This should be common knowledge.

Quote from: Goddamnit, Clown on July 06, 2014, 04:06:15 AM

So, just to be clear, the US has a vertical Vehicle Assembly Building near to the launch pad which is often shown on TV and that's obviously part of a cooperative global conspiracy. However, Russia built their various Assembly and Testing Facilities horizontal then erect the rockets after they're brought to the pad flat and that not being shown on Australian TV very much is just more proof of the exact same cooperative global conspiracy. Ditto China's VAB is similar to the US one but presumably it's similarity is also evidence of how the whole thing is fake, right?

The USSR really used to know how to build a fuckton of launch vehicles, interestingly the mass production approach was one of the reasons they surged so far ahead for much of the space race but also why they could never have really challenged the US to return a man from the moon. Strapping more and more engines together only goes so far.

Horizontally.
Seriously have a massive word with yourself.

Quote from: sceptimatic on July 06, 2014, 06:08:12 AM

Horizontally.
Seriously have a massive word with yourself.

Are you having trouble with the word horizontal?

A few weeks ago, Vauxhall (a frequent contributor to this forum), claimed to have information about "flat earth astronauts" that traveled above the earth and acquired information that supports flat earth theory.  Vauxhall promised to provide additional information, but I haven't seen any.  This is a very significant claim, and I think it deserves its own thread.  Here are some questions to get started:

1) When and where did the astronauts launch?
2) Who paid for the mission?
3) What kinds of data and/or photos were acquired?
4) What were the astronauts' names and nationalities?
5) What kind of rockets/aircraft were used?

well-rounded,

1) When and where did the astronauts launch?
2) Who paid for the mission?
3) What kinds of data and/or photos were acquired?
4) What were the astronauts' names and nationalities?
5) What kind of rockets/aircraft were used?

Vauxhall has not posted here in a while.  I fear the worst for him.

Once his act has become sufficiently dull in our memory, then he will reappear here.

Vauxhall has not posted here in a while.  I fear the worst for him.

Quote from: Madeleine Alec on July 09, 2014, 04:06:11 PM

1) When and where did the astronauts launch?
2) Who paid for the mission?
3) What kinds of data and/or photos were acquired?
4) What were the astronauts' names and nationalities?
5) What kind of rockets/aircraft were used?

And despite a few of us asking for Vauxhall to post the answers to these questions, he's obviously unable to.  And this sort of thing—grand promises made on the spur of the moment by flat earthers—is more than typical of people who have no evidence to support their claims.  It's only when round earthers ask repeatedly and get no response that their questions prove the lies.

Over to you Vauxhall—if you're game that is LOL.

Quote from: jroa on July 10, 2014, 06:40:26 AM

Vauxhall has not posted here in a while.  I fear the worst for him.

Nah, he likely despaired from having his terrible posts crushed underfoot which caused him to take refuge at tfes.org.  Once his act has become sufficiently dull in our memory, then he will reappear here.

Quote from: Rama Set on July 10, 2014, 07:06:52 AM

Quote from: jroa on July 10, 2014, 06:40:26 AM

Vauxhall has not posted here in a while.  I fear the worst for him.

Nah, he likely despaired from having his terrible posts crushed underfoot which caused him to take refuge at tfes.org.  Once his act has become sufficiently dull in our memory, then he will reappear here.

Everyone should just go there. There is actually moderation there and the admins actually support it.

Quote from: rottingroom on July 10, 2014, 08:24:06 AM

Quote from: Rama Set on July 10, 2014, 07:06:52 AM

Quote from: jroa on July 10, 2014, 06:40:26 AM

Vauxhall has not posted here in a while.  I fear the worst for him.

Nah, he likely despaired from having his terrible posts crushed underfoot which caused him to take refuge at tfes.org.  Once his act has become sufficiently dull in our memory, then he will reappear here.

Everyone should just go there. There is actually moderation there and the admins actually support it.

Last time I looked was a couple of weeks ago: it said happy new year on the home page, and the last post was over a week old.  Is it picking up now?

I cannot for the life of me understand the seriousness you are taking the "debates" with the obvious trolls and lunatics. It makes me wonder what kind of dysfunction is rolling around inside your head.

To me, it is akin to the following:

ausGeoff: Can you explain your theories on the elemental make up of the flat earth core?

"Yep! It's made of jelly beans!"

ausGeof, I think you're becoming ONE OF US.

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 11, 2014, 10:22:14 AM

ausGeof, I think you're becoming ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ausGeof, I think you're becoming ONE OF US.