I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts

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FlatAllTheWay

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I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« on: July 03, 2014, 03:57:34 PM »
A few weeks ago, Vauxhall (a frequent contributor to this forum), claimed to have information about "flat earth astronauts" that traveled above the earth and acquired information that supports flat earth theory.  Vauxhall promised to provide additional information, but I haven't seen any.  This is a very significant claim, and I think it deserves its own thread.  Here are some questions to get started:

1) When and where did the astronauts launch?
2) Who paid for the mission?
3) What kinds of data and/or photos were acquired?
4) What were the astronauts' names and nationalities?
5) What kind of rockets/aircraft were used?
Sceptimatic is a proven liar - he claims to have authored several books but won't reveal their names.

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2014, 08:38:16 AM »
Unfortunately, there's a lot of "promises" made on this site by flat earthers when asked to produce viable evidence for their claims and/or beliefs, but seldom—if ever—are those promises substantiated with hard evidence.

Most questions asked by round earthers are responded to with what amounts to "non-answers" intended to deflect the thrust of the original question.  As commented on in another forum here, this often amounts to nothing more than shifting the response into a philosophical discussion about the question itself—rather than supplying a simple answer.  It's a clever distraction, but one which the flat earthers never tire of, or seem embarrassed by in resorting to this sort of obfuscation.

Even a question that demands a simple 'yes' or 'no' answer usually results in a tsunami of non-relevant ifs, buts, and maybes.

I wish you luck with your questions, but I'd be guessing you'll have a long grey beard before they're answered with any sort of adequacy.


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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2014, 08:49:21 AM »
The flat earth astronauts are busy right now, doing astronaut things.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2014, 09:07:19 AM »
Can we please refer to them as flastronauts?
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2014, 09:35:38 AM »
Things the flatstronauts are busy doing right now:

- eating protein pills
- putting their helmets on
- turtle research
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2014, 10:55:56 AM »
They may also be lighting fireworks and drinking beers.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2014, 10:58:51 AM »
I am drinking beer and will soon be lighting fireworks.  I am very irresponsible. 

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2014, 11:17:09 AM »
#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Motherfucking Bootleg Fireworks [Original Subtitled Version]

This is my favorite 4th of July video and it shows the important work our Flat Astronauts do every year.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2014, 12:12:51 PM »
So I guess we will continue with the idle chit-chat on this thread until Vauxhall posts the previously-promised evidence of the flastronauts' mission.  One more thing I'm curious about is how he found out about the mission.  Surely the world-wide RE conspiracy would have done everything in their power to prevent people from hearing about it.  So how did Vauxhall learn of it?
Sceptimatic is a proven liar - he claims to have authored several books but won't reveal their names.

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2014, 03:01:16 PM »
What's a flastronaut?

Also, you should learn to Vauxy.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2014, 03:09:11 PM »
I Vauxy at least once every day.  It keeps me young. 

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2014, 03:53:12 PM »
What's a flastronaut?

Also, you should learn to Vauxy.

Can we please refer to them as flastronauts?
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2014, 04:45:26 PM »
A few weeks ago, Vauxhall (a frequent contributor to this forum), claimed to have information about "flat earth astronauts" that traveled above the earth and acquired information that supports flat earth theory.  Vauxhall promised to provide additional information, but I haven't seen any.  This is a very significant claim, and I think it deserves its own thread.  Here are some questions to get started:

1) When and where did the astronauts launch?
2) Who paid for the mission?
3) What kinds of data and/or photos were acquired?
4) What were the astronauts' names and nationalities?
5) What kind of rockets/aircraft were used?

I thought there was a post that they had gotten too close to the Ice Ring, gone over it and were lost in outer space. Maybe they might be pseudonauts ?
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Stick close , very close , to your P.C.and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

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And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2014, 03:18:06 AM »
There is no outer space,,,,  ....Maybe you might be a brown pusher...

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2014, 05:24:22 AM »
Also, you should learn to Vauxy.
Is "Vauxy" a synonym for "lie"?
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2014, 06:30:07 AM »
I am drinking beer and will soon be lighting fireworks.  I am very irresponsible.

I Vauxy at least once every day.  It keeps me young.

It's great to finally see a moderator on this forum put a bit of pride in his work and contribute to topics with well-rounded, meaningful and insightful posts. I truly hope you can inspire a change in the others.

Keep up the fantastic work, jroa.

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2014, 10:03:54 AM »
I Vauxy at least once every day.  It keeps me young. 

Also, you should learn to Vauxy.
Is "Vauxy" a synonym for "lie"?


No, "Vauxy" a synonym for "masturbate".

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2014, 11:46:12 AM »
I am drinking beer and will soon be lighting fireworks.  I am very irresponsible.

I Vauxy at least once every day.  It keeps me young.

It's great to finally see a moderator on this forum put a bit of pride in his work and contribute to topics with well-rounded, meaningful and insightful posts. I truly hope you can inspire a change in the others.

Keep up the fantastic work, jroa.

Oh come on, lighten up. This was a terrible thread to begin with.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2014, 12:14:09 PM »
I am drinking beer and will soon be lighting fireworks.  I am very irresponsible.

I Vauxy at least once every day.  It keeps me young.

It's great to finally see a moderator on this forum put a bit of pride in his work and contribute to topics with well-rounded, meaningful and insightful posts. I truly hope you can inspire a change in the others.

Keep up the fantastic work, jroa.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2014, 05:24:19 PM »
Uhh, when did I ever claim that I knew flastronauts? This is a classic example of misunderstandings going way too far.

My entire post about Flat Earth Photography was a metaphor.
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FlatAllTheWay

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2014, 06:01:38 PM »
Uhh, when did I ever claim that I knew flastronauts? This is a classic example of misunderstandings going way too far.

My entire post about Flat Earth Photography was a metaphor.

You specifically claimed that you knew of a flat earth astronaut mission.  I requested further information.  You said you were on vacation at the time (South Carolina?) and that you would look for that information and provide it later.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2014, 06:04:27 PM »
I just found it:

I will post more information on the FE astronauts and the photograph in the coming days. I am currently on vacation now in SC, but I am keeping up with the questions and concerns levied in this thread. Do not fret.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2014, 07:25:27 PM »
Uhh, when did I ever claim that I knew flastronauts? This is a classic example of misunderstandings going way too far.

My entire post about Flat Earth Photography was a metaphor.
Do you know what a metaphor is?


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FlatAllTheWay

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2014, 08:07:17 PM »
Yes, I do know what metaphors are.  How is a statement like the following a metaphor? "I will post more information on the FE astronauts and the photograph in the coming days."

Maybe you mean that you were being facetious, but that really doesn't make sense here either.  It sounds to me like you got caught making a claim that you can't support.  But please do explain your metaphor if you insist that's what your statement is.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2014, 08:28:05 PM »
I will post more information on the FE astronauts and the photograph in the coming days. I am currently on vacation now in SC, but I am keeping up with the questions and concerns levied in this thread. Do not fret.

Interesting that although Vauxhall is able to post meaningless one-liners on this thread, he's unwilling or unable (?) to answer FlatAllTheWay's perfectly reasonable questions:

1) When and where did the astronauts launch?
2) Who paid for the mission?
3) What kinds of data and/or photos were acquired?
4) What were the astronauts' names and nationalities?
5) What kind of rockets/aircraft were used?


—So, Vauxhall, how about a few answers?

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2014, 08:38:59 PM »
Uhh, when did I ever claim that I knew flastronauts? This is a classic example of misunderstandings going way too far.

My entire post about Flat Earth Photography was a metaphor.
Do you know what a metaphor is?

It means "a lie that you can wriggle out of easily when someone calls you on it", right?
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2014, 09:19:44 PM »
The launches were performed on Russian soil, I know that much. Naturally, the astronaunts were of Russian descent as well. The Russians were always way ahead of other nations in terms of rocket science until they got assimilated into the global government that we have today.

This should be common knowledge.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2014, 10:47:19 PM »
The launches were performed on Russian soil, I know that much.
Could you tell us exactly how you "know" this?  I've not been able to find any documentation confirming that flat earth astronautics were ever carried out in the USSR or Russia.

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The Russians were always way ahead of other nations in terms of rocket science until they got assimilated into the global government that we have today.
Not so.  An American, Robert H. Goddard, achieved the first successful rocket flight with a liquid-propellant rocket in 1926.  Then during WWII,  the Germans used their V-2 rocket against London.  The Russians were the last to the game.

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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2014, 11:32:51 PM »
The Russians launched the first man made "satelitte" in your indoctrined science. Even the conspiracy admits that Russia did it first. If anyone had the power to really launch a satelitte they could easily launch some people along with it.

Of course, none of the people were meant to survive to begin with. The Russians knew the trip would kill anyone that took part. This helped them cover it up easier with no real witnesses.
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Re: I was told there would be Flat Earth Astronauts
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2014, 02:37:54 AM »
Do Russia and all the other so called space rocket launching bases, have the massive hangar like building like Kennedy space centre, etc. I've never seen where they build their rockets, they simply just appear in some barren field with a few floodlights, etc.

If anyone has come across this set up, I'd be interested to see it if you don't mind.