Well...
Ok. We'll confess. All the Round Earthers on this site are, in fact, government agents that are trying to keep the flat earth secret. We're here to ridicule you guys so no one believes you and finds out the truth.
Actually, the Earth is a living being too. It rounded itself in the form of a sphere 4.7 billion years ago to keep its flatness a secret. But now it will have to reveal its true identity and flatten itself again...
And yes, we round earthers are part of the Illumintari / Lizard people / Antichrist followers.