Who is Daniel Shenton?

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 04:25:47 PM »
He is our lord and savior.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2014, 04:41:03 PM »
All hail the Daniel Shenton. 

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2014, 05:18:45 PM »
All hail the Daniel Shenton.
I would not expect anything less from you and spacecow.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2014, 05:26:36 PM »
His alt is Willmore  :o  ???

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2014, 05:29:02 PM »
He is our lord and savior.


Except he seems to die very often and be resurrected even less.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2014, 05:30:41 PM »
All hail the Daniel Shenton.
I would not expect anything less from you and spacecow.

That's because you lack a sense of humor. Maybe if you jiggled the stick shoved up your butt now and then you could enjoy life.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2014, 11:18:45 PM »
All hail the Daniel Shenton.
I would not expect anything less from you and spacecow.

That's because you lack a sense of humor. Maybe if you jiggled the stick shoved up your butt now and then you could enjoy life.
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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2014, 11:36:16 PM »
Isn't he that loony that started this myth?

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2014, 11:55:12 PM »
Isn't he that loony that started this myth?
No...  ???


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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2014, 03:23:34 AM »
He's the loony who started this myth society then!

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2014, 06:33:23 AM »
Do you think Daniel was alive in the 1800s? Maybe he is magic!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2014, 06:57:04 AM »
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much

Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2014, 07:33:26 AM »
Do you think Daniel was alive in the 1800s? Maybe he is magic!

I haven't seen anything of this nature, but has Daniel Shenton ever claimed to be a re-incarnation of Samuel Birley Rowbotham or that he, Daniel Shenton, was Samuel Birley Rowbotham in his earlier life ?
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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2014, 08:06:33 AM »
I'm sure that is a closely held secret. Wouldn't want NASA or KFC finding out.
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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2014, 08:23:33 AM »
I'm sure that is a closely held secret. Wouldn't want NASA or KFC finding out.

Consider my comment as just "hearsay evidence." It wouldn't be admissable as evidence in any Court of Law.

KFC ? Did you mean KJB ? Or it was it the KFC I am thinking of ? If so, does Colonel Sanders has something to do with this ?
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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2014, 09:12:38 AM »
KFC has been proven ties to the conspiracy. 

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2014, 09:16:03 AM »
What about international house of pankakes?
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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2014, 09:31:12 AM »
The evidence for IHOP is not as strong as it is for KFC; however, it is possible. 

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2014, 10:01:58 AM »
The evidence for IHOP is not as strong as it is for KFC; however, it is possible.

IHOP ? Pancakes and waffles are flat !
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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2014, 12:41:29 PM »
KFC has been proven ties to the conspiracy.

Well they have kept their 11 herbs and spices original recipe secret for all these years. 

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2014, 06:07:12 AM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2014, 06:57:37 AM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2014, 06:25:22 PM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore. :'(

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2014, 06:57:10 PM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore. :'(
There is also a saying: "you can't believe a liar when he is telling the truth"

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2014, 07:03:32 PM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore. :'(
There is also a saying: "you can't believe a liar when he is telling the truth"

I suppose your real name is Starman?  Or, maybe you are a liar as well? 

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2014, 07:14:21 PM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore. :'(
There is also a saying: "you can't believe a liar when he is telling the truth"

I suppose your real name is Starman?  Or, maybe you are a liar as well?
Who cares. This a forum on the internet. Anybody can lie if they want to.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2014, 07:40:41 PM »
thankfully Willmores name is real.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2014, 07:44:27 PM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore. :'(
There is also a saying: "you can't believe a liar when he is telling the truth"

I suppose your real name is Starman?  Or, maybe you are a liar as well?
Who cares. This a forum on the internet. Anybody can lie if they want to.

My point is that this is the internet.  Most people do not use their real names.  That does not make them liars.

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Re: Who is Daniel Shenton?
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2014, 04:58:10 AM »
His last name isn't really Shenton, by the way.  That was a lie for the media - and for us too, apparently.

I suppose next, you will tell us that your last name is not really Hussein.

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore. :'(
There is also a saying: "you can't believe a liar when he is telling the truth"

I suppose your real name is Starman?  Or, maybe you are a liar as well?
Who cares. This a forum on the internet. Anybody can lie if they want to.

My point is that this is the internet.  Most people do not use their real names.  That does not make them liars.

Unless of course you're trying to appear like you have a legitimate theory and are giving interviews to seemingly  major newspapers about said theory.

Then you just appear like a quack who doesn't want his real named to be associated with raving lunatic conspiracy theories.