Men -What do you carry with you?

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Parsifal

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2013, 02:30:12 AM »
Why is the gender of the person carrying the items relevant?
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2013, 04:26:20 AM »
I often have pocket fluff in my pockets. I have no idea how it gets there or what it is made of. If I had enough pocket fluff it would make a great pillow or bean bag. Pocket fluff is very soft.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2013, 04:33:54 AM »
Pocket fluff can be invaluable for starting a fire while lost in the wilderness.  Thork is prepared. 

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2013, 02:52:14 PM »
Why is the gender of the person carrying the items relevant?
Women's pants don't have real pockets. Hence, they carry purses that have fucking everything imaginable in them. And those would be really long posts, so we don't want them in this thread.

Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2013, 02:58:42 PM »
I want to butt in regardless; I carry a small card with Spiderman's number on it in case of emergencies. Everybody gets one.
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2013, 05:09:57 PM »
This thread is indeed sexist. >:[ Not all females carry that much. I don't carry much more than my phone, iPod and wallet.
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #37 on: September 24, 2013, 05:24:59 PM »
This thread is disgusting. It has a clear lack of lead female characters in the title.
It is. This is sexism
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2013, 06:06:40 PM »
Totes sexist. I just have my phone, wallet, birth control pills, checkbook, my office badge, and some pens in my purse.

Sometimes I have snacks too but that's cause I'm practicing to be a mom.
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2013, 06:11:37 PM »
Yes, I'm that one person in the world without a smartphone.
I currently do not have a smartphone either.

Neither have I. Fuck smartphones.

I'm the fourth person in the world without a smartphone.
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2013, 07:58:25 PM »
Yes, I'm that one person in the world without a smartphone.
I currently do not have a smartphone either.

Neither have I. Fuck smartphones.

I'm the fourth person in the world without a smartphone.

I, too, do not have one. However, I want one. :[
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2013, 03:15:37 AM »
See: "practicing". You can practice being a mom before trying to pregnant. :P
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2013, 03:46:53 AM »
See: "practicing". You can practice being a mom before trying to pregnant. :P
She might be pregnant already and practicing.

I wouldn't have a smart phone unless my employer hadn't bought it for me and gives me monthly money for paying for agreement. I doubt I would give it up now, if they stopped paying for it.
  They have supplied me with a cell phone since about 1996, back then the phones were cool to have. People used to always want to borrow it to call someone, I used to hate that. Reason being the call minutes were limited.
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2013, 04:07:49 AM »
No, I'm not pregnant. One day there will be a little roosroos but it won't be a surprise baby.
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2013, 04:24:19 AM »
Yes, I'm that one person in the world without a smartphone.
I currently do not have a smartphone either.

Neither have I. Fuck smartphones.

I'm the fourth person in the world without a smartphone.

I, too, do not have one. However, I want one. :[
I have one. It's nice and all, but I'd be happier or just fine with a flip phone.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2013, 01:00:36 AM »

I carry a large chip on my shoulder.

I'm old, freckled, possessed of an accent  nobody further than 80 miles away can understand unless I switch to bilingual Queen's English, and I'm old.

I said old twice since I'm developing memory loss. I think.

I'm sure Dark Side Of The Moon will be a big hit this year.
Hang on, I'll just check my personal care factor for this week : nope still don't give a fuck.       

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2013, 05:09:21 AM »
Tusk, that's funny. Nobody farther than 80 miles can understand you. How about posting in the post your voice thread.
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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2013, 05:29:35 AM »
nobody further than 80 miles away can understand

Perhaps you should try speaking up.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2013, 06:23:52 AM »
Sometimes it's hard to be a craggy Scot.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2013, 10:12:24 AM »
Two hamburgers, one onion, three pounds of bacon, one hat, three fish and a cookie.

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Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2013, 10:24:06 AM »
Two hamburgers, one onion, three pounds of bacon, one hat, three fish and a cookie.

I believe you.

Re: Men -What do you carry with you?
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2013, 11:24:08 AM »
Hah hah hah hah! That's our Dann!