See, my theory is that the Earth is a Square. It rotates every 24 hours in 90 degree angles, in random directions. North America is on Side 1, Asia is on Side 2, Europe in Side 3, and then Australia on Side 4. Then, along the bottom and top are the South and North poles. Now, instead of an Ice Wall, in my theory there is a Fire wall in Central Africa. That is where all the dead people go in order to get into Hell, if they deserve it. They will then be reincarnated into an African child and be working 5 jobs a day.
So, yeah. Mine owns yours.