According to the site there is no pools nor software available yet but I can buy a $4,000 card to mine. Wtf?
I know this is all clearly false so it would be nice if the site gave me info on how to mine.
That's Butterfly Labs, a bunch of scamming assholes. They put ads everywhere in an attempt to get money from people who, for some reason, don't take the time to investigate what they're actually buying.
Also, at a 12 million bitcoin circulation with a max of 21 million by 2140, I'm guessing that 1 bitcoin takes a long time to get. Like several years working in a pool.
Like I said, it depends on what you're using. There are 25 Bitcoins released in blocks every 10 minutes. Please read the site I gave you, Bitcoin really takes a lot of reading to understand. It's the first of it's kind and as such if you try to apply what you already know, you're going to end up like Thork, who apparently already knows everything about Bitcoin even though he can't even tell me what a Bitcoin
is.