True Myth: intuitively, your question makes sense, I don't think it needed rephrasing or was ridiculous. But unless you have a degree in physics and have studied fluid dynamics and can show that this is really counter to the science we know, your objection doesn't really work. Science is not always intuitive at a first glance. Relativity and quantum mechanics, for example. Similarly, if an expert was to post here an explanation or mathematical model in terms of vector fields and whatnot, it might not accomplish much in convincing you. I think Puttah's explanation makes sense, but it's not exactly rigorous so it's hard for us to debate it.
If you want an answer to a question, or to prove a point like RET is full of holes, your first stop shouldn't be this forum, it should be something like this:
http://bit.ly/12KlMI5. You may find that you owe a certain Mark Eichenlaub 1.000.000.000 $. There are also numerous websites to ask experts physics questions. Here is not a great place. It also just saves the forum from being filled with unnecessary questions. We would be expected to search this forum before asking a question about FET.
Also, what if I ask you why the air doesn't flow off the top over the sides of the earth if the earth is accelerating upwards? You can come up with all sorts of ad-hoc rationalizations like the canopy holds it in, the UA accelerates it too, the earth is infinite, bla bla bla. These would all be hypotheses without evidence. Well, I can do that too. I can posit a terrestrial accelerator that keeps the air in check. It's weird, but you can't prove me wrong, and your stuff is no better. A better answer to my question would be 'I don't know'. Because that's OK sometimes. Well, guess what. I don't know why the air moves around either. Deal with it. You're just using an argument from ignorance, and it gets you nowhere. The point is not all the things that you may think are unexplained, but rather that RET explains a HUGE amount while assuming very little basic known physics. No bendy light, UA, conspiracies, and other bullshit.