Puttah, Ski, this is REALLY pointless. One of you be the bigger person and just let it go.
The energy requirement may be finite at any time, but it's potentially infinite, it's unbounded. As you said, it approaches infinity as the velocity approaches c, which we've agreed it's doing. So the energy is constantly increasing. This is not impossible, but we can agree that the UA is pretty weird to do this. It's quite considerate, making sure that we don't get a wobbly impression of gravity by always increasing its energy by the right amount.