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Son of Orospu

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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2013, 03:17:02 AM »
Lawyers are scum, and in fact, they are in bags.  This makes them scumbags.  I can not say moar.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2013, 03:18:33 AM »
Quote from: jroa on March 24, 2013, 03:17:02 AM
Lawyers are scum, and in fact, they are in bags.  This makes them scumbags.  I can not say moar.

I doubt very much that you can.

It's a pity, but what can you do?
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Quote from: bullhorn on March 27, 2013, 03:43:34 PM
The video demonstrates that we can not fully trust our senses.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2013, 03:20:44 AM »
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Quote from: bullhorn on March 27, 2013, 03:43:34 PM
The video demonstrates that we can not fully trust our senses.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2013, 03:21:33 AM »
Quote from: A Doubter on March 24, 2013, 03:18:33 AM
Quote from: jroa on March 24, 2013, 03:17:02 AM
Lawyers are scum, and in fact, they are in bags.  This makes them scumbags.  I can not say moar.

I doubt very much that you can.

It's a pity, but what can you do?

I can Engineer quite fine, thank you, scumbag.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2013, 03:25:43 AM »
lol funny how jora cant seem to find evidence for anything at the moment
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2013, 03:30:18 AM »
Quote from: Pythagoras on March 24, 2013, 03:25:43 AM
lol funny how jora cant seem to find evidence for anything at the moment

lol funny how P person can never provide evidence for any thing.   Oh, and lol at you for your thing that you posted.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2013, 03:31:22 AM »
I deeply suspect that he couldn't find his arse with a map.

But that is what makes this place so much fun.  You can start a conversation about goldfish, and sooner or later someone will bring it back to insults.

I reckon there's a PHD thesis in this.
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Quote from: bullhorn on March 27, 2013, 03:43:34 PM
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2013, 03:35:07 AM »
I agree! 
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2013, 03:37:15 AM »
F U and other letters are available on my key board.   ;)
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2013, 03:39:08 AM »
Quote from: jroa on March 24, 2013, 03:37:15 AM
F U and other letters are available on my key board.   ;)

Good to hear! Out of interest, how old are you?  I am 43.
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Quote from: bullhorn on March 27, 2013, 03:43:34 PM
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2013, 03:49:19 AM »
I am 38 years young, and in touch with the Earth.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2013, 03:55:47 AM »
Do you hunt?

In the UK, you pretty much have to hunt for a living to get a licence for a gun.

I used to have a .22 target rifle and an old .38 Webley break action revolver. I did love those.

If you shoot, what do you think about the introduction of the .17?  From what I can see, the only advantage is a flatter trajectory which only matters to those who can't shoot for shit in the first place.
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Quote from: bullhorn on March 27, 2013, 03:43:34 PM
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2013, 04:03:54 AM »
Yes, I know that everything is back ass wards in the UK.  They are not allowed to own firearms because they will shoot themselves in the eye.

It must suck to live on such a small Island but still have a goberment to tell you what to do.
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« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2013, 04:34:48 AM »
Lawyers will one day save the earth. They are the only people that the banks are frightened of.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2013, 04:38:58 AM »
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:34:48 AM
Lawyers will one day save the earth. They are the only people that the banks are frightened of.

You shouldn't hate the banks so much, you know.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2013, 04:40:22 AM »
Banks steal more than 40% of everything you earn. Without them, we could all work a 3 day week.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2013, 04:41:16 AM »
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:40:22 AM
Banks steal more than 40% of everything you earn. Without them, we could all work a 3 day week.

Taxes don't go to banks, Thork.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2013, 06:04:21 AM »
Your entire existence is run by banks unless you live off the land and survive on nature alone.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2013, 06:06:19 AM »
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:34:48 AM
Lawyers will one day save the earth. They are the only people that the banks are frightened of.

Incorrect.  They are also afraid of Superman.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2013, 06:23:31 AM »
Quote from: Vindictus on March 24, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:40:22 AM
Banks steal more than 40% of everything you earn. Without them, we could all work a 3 day week.

Taxes don't go to banks, Thork.
Yes they do. Even in Australia. Your treasury ceased to issue Australian money in 1924. After that time the commonwealth bank (owned by the bank of England crew) gained control and popped you onto a debt based currency. That requires interest to be paid. And this is what income tax is spent on. Repaying national debt.

You should also note that inflation is a tax. A constant erosion of your wealth. That also goes to the bank as they take your wealth and remonetize it to lend to someone else.

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Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:34:48 AM
Lawyers will one day save the earth. They are the only people that the banks are frightened of.

Incorrect.  They are also afraid of Superman.
Superman is a corrupt jerk. He's been on their payroll since the day he flew round the earth quickly and reversed time so they could make a minor adjustment to the base interest rate which caused rioting the first time they did it.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2013, 06:32:31 AM »
Superman is prone to going on drinking binges and allowing people he professes to love suffer death by being sucked into a crack made by an earth quake, so he's not to be really trusted to be honest and also looking at womens knickers through their skirts might be a perverts dream but he's Superman for crying out loud.
I'd say he's corrupt.
Even Spiderman can get a bit arsey by taking time off and allowing criminals to to do what they like.
You can't trust no bastard these days, I tell you.  ::)
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2013, 10:08:54 AM »
You can trust Judge Dredd,
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2013, 02:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 06:23:31 AM
Quote from: Vindictus on March 24, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:40:22 AM
Banks steal more than 40% of everything you earn. Without them, we could all work a 3 day week.

Taxes don't go to banks, Thork.
Yes they do. Even in Australia. Your treasury ceased to issue Australian money in 1924. After that time the commonwealth bank (owned by the bank of England crew) gained control and popped you onto a debt based currency. That requires interest to be paid. And this is what income tax is spent on. Repaying national debt.

You should also note that inflation is a tax. A constant erosion of your wealth. That also goes to the bank as they take your wealth and remonetize it to lend to someone else.

Inflation isn't a tax, and you pay taxes to the government.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2013, 04:31:52 PM »
Stop replying to him, Vindictus.  The rest of us are ignoring him for a reason.  And this thread is about what terrible people lawyers are.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2013, 04:33:58 PM »
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2013, 04:46:22 PM »
Quote from: Thork on March 24, 2013, 04:40:22 AM
Banks steal more than 40% of everything you earn. Without them, we could all work a 3 day week.

I have a leech who takes 40% of most of my income.

I have to work three months every year to keep the bitch happy.

Oh and by the way the lawyer that deals with the copyright and financial stuff is a pretty sound girl as well. She donates a lot of her time to the citizens advice bureau helping out others for free.

Moral of the story is study hard, don't skip school, follow your passion, make a tidy living and not all lawyers are money grabbing scumbags.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2013, 05:06:49 PM »
Shakespeare may have made one of the earliest recorded instances of a lawyer joke in Henry VI.
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2013, 05:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Tusk on March 24, 2013, 04:46:22 PM
all lawyers are money grabbing scumbags.
We are all in agreement here.
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« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2013, 06:59:02 PM »
Quote from: Saddam Hussein on March 24, 2013, 05:06:49 PM
Shakespeare may have made one of the earliest recorded instances of a lawyer joke in Henry VI.
No way. In the 4th century there was a joke book written called "Philogelos"  (The Laughter Lover). There are lawyer jokes in there.

Below are two.
1) A sharp lawyer is pleading a case before a judge. When the Judge nods off the lawyer shouts "I appeal!". "To whom?" asks the judge? "To you to wake up" replies the lawyer.

2) A sharp lawyer, having been insulted by someone in a public bath, goes to court and calls the bath attendant as witnesses. The defendant rejects the witnesses as not being credible. The lawyer counters "If I had been insulted inside the wooden horse of Troy, I would have called Menelaus, Odysseus and Diomedes as witnesses. But since the insult occurred in the bath house, the bath attendants are the ones most likely to know what happened.

I guess you need to be an ancient Greek or maybe they lost something in translation? The one below not about lawyers is a better attempt at humour.

“An intellectual was on a sea voyage when a big storm blew up, causing his slaves to weep in terror. ‘Don’t cry,’ he consoled them, ‘I have freed you all in my will'."
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Re: Where is everyone?
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2013, 08:19:53 PM »
On topic, I live in the western US and I'm a chemist.
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