Pope Idol

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Thork

Pope Idol
« on: March 12, 2013, 10:13:54 AM »
115 cardinals are busy picking a new Pope. I have a funny feeling the American guy is going to get it, but we'll find out. Waiting for the first smoke from the Sistine Chapel chimney. So exciting. Some of the Cardinals have been on such a journey, but they've taken Catholicism and made it their own.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21757056

Does anyone care who the Pope is? Could as new Pope persuade you to bother God? Will Catholics continue to avoid contraception and abortion? Exciting times. Exciting times.

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Genius

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 10:20:25 AM »
I merely care as a result of numbers of people that identify as Catholic.  The dissolution of the Church will be a long time away, but I hope it comes after the end of Islam, as one is worse than the other.
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 12:03:47 PM »
Smoke! There's some smoke!

But its black smoke so after the first round of voting ... Pope? Nope!

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 12:58:07 PM »
I would only care who the new Pope is if I thought anything would change... but I'm sure they'll still be raping boys, and enslaving girls in their laundries for centuries to come.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 12:59:15 PM »
Yeah, no one can accuse the Catholic church of being boring.

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Genius

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2013, 11:19:58 AM »
New Pope selected... let us see.
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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2013, 11:32:50 AM »
<waiting for Thork's appraisal>

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2013, 11:56:16 AM »
My money is on the American. Could be the guy from South America if they want a politically correct puppet or even the Ghanian chap, buy that really would just be a statement of submission to affirmative action.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 11:57:18 AM »
This is taking ages. I know they have to check his balls etc before they show him to everyone, but how long does that take?

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 12:13:07 PM »

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 12:16:34 PM »
And the Argentinian guy won. I didn't see that coming.

Pope Francis the first. Interesting picking a name that has not been used before. Original names are really rare.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2013, 12:19:43 PM »
Gary Glitter for pope.
Sir Th*rk is a sexy hero. And his voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 12:34:01 PM »
OMG, it's an old white guy!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2013, 12:41:06 PM »
OMG, it's an old white guy!
that's because God is an old white guy

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Genius

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2013, 12:56:05 PM »
OMG, it's an old white guy!
that's because God is an old white guy

*white man pride*
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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2013, 05:03:09 PM »
The media have been breathlessly reporting about the pope, but haven't once mentioned this http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/jan/04/argenitina-videla-bergoglio-repentance
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2013, 08:37:46 AM »
papal is a funny word

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2013, 10:31:27 AM »
OMG, it's an old white guy!
>Argentines
>White
Always check your tackle- Caerphilly school of Health. If I see an innuendo in my post, I'll be sure to whip it out.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2013, 10:50:47 AM »
OMG, it's an old white guy!
>Argentines
>White

Umm. Yeah. The population of Argentina is about 90-odd% white.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2013, 11:06:55 AM »
I guess Hazbollah doesn't know that the Americas were conquered by murderous white Catholics. Bergoglio is Italian, his parents were immigrants.

Twitter racists were all worried about a black US president and a Mexican pope. lol 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Thork

Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2013, 10:48:30 AM »
OMG, it's an old white guy!
>Argentines
>White

Umm. Yeah. The population of Argentina is about 90-odd% white.


That's a little surprising because if they moved to the USA they would have to tick the 'Hispanic' box on their census forms, not the 'white' box.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2013, 11:27:30 AM »
No, they don't have to tick the "Hispanic" box unless they want to.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2013, 11:46:05 AM »
Quote from: The US Census Bureau
Race and Hispanic origin are two separate concepts in the federal statistical system.

    People who are Hispanic may be of any race.
    People in each race group may be either Hispanic or Not Hispanic.
    Each person has two attributes, their race (or races) and whether or not they are Hispanic.

http://www.census.gov/population/www/socdemo/compraceho.html

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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2013, 11:51:47 AM »
Quote from: The US Census Bureau
Race and Hispanic origin are two separate concepts in the federal statistical system.

    People who are Hispanic may be of any race.
    People in each race group may be either Hispanic or Not Hispanic.
    Each person has two attributes, their race (or races) and whether or not they are Hispanic.

http://www.census.gov/population/www/socdemo/compraceho.html
I'm not interested in any of this politically correct gibberydo. There are the white people and the others. Argentinians are others.

No, they don't have to tick the "Hispanic" box unless they want to.
Then how the hell are you supposed to count them? What a stupid system.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2013, 11:52:31 AM »
Weren't his parents both from Italy? He's a fucking European.
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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2013, 12:00:08 PM »
Weren't his parents both from Italy? He's a fucking European.
Well now he'll be able to visit them more often.

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Genius

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2013, 12:01:43 PM »
Weren't his parents both from Italy? He's a fucking European.
Well now he'll be able to visit them more often.

Or what's left of them.
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2013, 12:03:41 PM »
Weren't his parents both from Italy? He's a fucking European.
Well now he'll be able to visit them more often.

Or what's left of them.
What the hell have you done? :o

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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2013, 12:45:46 PM »
Quote from: The US Census Bureau
Race and Hispanic origin are two separate concepts in the federal statistical system.

    People who are Hispanic may be of any race.
    People in each race group may be either Hispanic or Not Hispanic.
    Each person has two attributes, their race (or races) and whether or not they are Hispanic.

http://www.census.gov/population/www/socdemo/compraceho.html
I'm not interested in any of this politically correct gibberydo. There are the white people and the others. Argentinians are others.

No, they don't have to tick the "Hispanic" box unless they want to.
Then how the hell are you supposed to count them? What a stupid system.

Oh, I see. When you say 'white' you mean 'nordic'? Or 'aryan?' because that's pretty much the only way you can discount most Argies as 'white.'

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Thork

Re: Pope Idol
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2013, 01:09:05 PM »
Quote from: The US Census Bureau
Race and Hispanic origin are two separate concepts in the federal statistical system.

    People who are Hispanic may be of any race.
    People in each race group may be either Hispanic or Not Hispanic.
    Each person has two attributes, their race (or races) and whether or not they are Hispanic.

http://www.census.gov/population/www/socdemo/compraceho.html
I'm not interested in any of this politically correct gibberydo. There are the white people and the others. Argentinians are others.

No, they don't have to tick the "Hispanic" box unless they want to.
Then how the hell are you supposed to count them? What a stupid system.

Oh, I see. When you say 'white' you mean 'nordic'? Or 'aryan?' because that's pretty much the only way you can discount most Argies as 'white.'
When I say 'white' I mean 'not brown'. I hope that helps.