your own wisdom thread

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Re: your own wisdom thread
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2013, 08:49:44 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2013, 04:32:24 PM »

I've only got one arsehole. America has 300 million of them. >:(

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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 04:49:55 PM »

The earth is a plane which bisects the known universe. It is not a celestial body.

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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2013, 08:14:22 PM »
If the shape of the earth were a 100% certainty, no one would visit this website. People visit this website because there is a hint of truth to it.
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« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2013, 08:23:21 PM »

You don't trust your eyes but you trust your brain. Why? Both are organs come up by evolution. They allow us to grasp enough of reality to survive and breed, but may not be sufficent to understand how reality actually works.

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« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2013, 11:19:26 AM »

The ancient babylonians were able to predict cosmological events and they believed the earth was flat. Aristotile was able to predict cosmological events and he didn't even believe the earth rotated around the sun.


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Re: your own wisdom thread
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2013, 03:29:02 PM »

He's special? o.o I thought he was just a dude who confuses me from time to time by either using grammar so awesome that I cannot comprehend it or so idiotic it makes no sense.

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Re: your own wisdom thread
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2013, 06:08:52 PM »
Her hair-line starts only about half an inch above her eyebrows. My experience of this phenomena leads me to believe this woman has an incredibly hairy thatch and an arsehole like a water vole's nest.
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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2013, 08:00:13 AM »
If he had bought cheese dip for it I would be bearing his child right now
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« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2013, 11:57:44 AM »
...Just like how "theory" denotes a repeatedly confirmed model of understanding in field of science, but the public uses it to mean hypothesis.
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