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« Reply #90 on: January 16, 2013, 04:05:46 PM »
I change my vote to Nomad because he knew that the quote was from a musical

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« Reply #91 on: January 16, 2013, 04:08:21 PM »
I am changing my vote to Beorn because he has never heard of Les Miserables.

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« Reply #92 on: January 16, 2013, 04:09:24 PM »
I vote for Chris Spaghetti, because the hell with you guys.


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« Reply #93 on: January 16, 2013, 05:03:37 PM »
The Oracle Speaks!

The sheriff was awoken from his slumber by a banging on his door.  He rubbed his eyes as he got up from the jail cell bunk and unlocked the door.  One couldn’t be too careful, after all.
He checked his gun and opened the door.  There stood Rooster, obviously distraught.

“There’s been a murder sherrif!  Wakka Wakka is dead!” She cried.  “Ah went to get some change for the saloon like ah always do and there he was with three bullet holes in the back.”

Sheriff Saddam comforted her as best as he could, holding her close.
“It’s ok Rooster.  Why don’t you go back to the saloon.  I’ll handle the body.”  He said in a calm tone.

The funeral had the whole town massed.  Wakka Wakka was laid to rest in the miner’s cemetery for lack of a better place.  Lord Wilmore stood before the crowd.
“My friends, the Sheriff tells me that this heinous act is likely the work of the traitors.  Someone here killed Wakka Wakka.  I don’t know why, but whoever it is likely saw him as a threat.  But we must stand firm.  With me as your mayor, I will do whatever it takes to ensure this is the last death of an honest man.”
“But how will we open the vault?” asked Tausami, owner of Tsunami Saloon.
“Yeah, wasn’t Wakka the only one with the combination to the vault?” The general store owner Colonel Gaydafi asked.
“I’m betting that Pongo did it!” Tausami yelled.  “He was always jealous of wakka wakka.”
“Maybe I did it.” Nomad Joked but no one laughed.
“Now, now.  There is no need to worry.  We’ll find the killer and save our town.  We can worry about opening the vault later.” Lord Wilmore spoke authoritatively.  When he saw the crowd was still not calmed, he tried again “Folks, I know y’all have your money in that vault but rest assured, Wakka Wakka entrusted me with the combination, should anything happen to him.”
“Then open the vault!” Someone from the crowd yelled.
“I will open the vault when the matter is dealt with.” Lord Wilmore replied with annoyance in his voice.
“Communist!” Tausami yelled.  He heard that word used once and it sounded pretty bad.
“If you’re the only one with the combination now, that makes you mighty suspicious mayor.” Nomad chimed in.
“He even tried to get me fired!” Rooster chimed in.
The crowd began to turn on him and he knew it.  It was like back home in England.  He was once a Lord in the House of Lords but escaped for fear of his life.  And now, it seems, his life was in danger again.
The Sheriff, who lost the last mayor election, approached Wilmore from behind.
“Mayor, where were you last night?” He asked coldly.
“Lying in bed with my wife of course.  Ask her, she’ll vouch for me.” Wilmore replied, stuttering slightly out of fear.  The crowd before him, now with rope, looked ready for blood.
“I don’t need tah. “ Saddam replied then leaned in close, whispering into Wilmore’s ear “I’ve been sleeping with her for months.”
“You bastard!” Wilmore’s rage came out and his fat body rushed Saddam only to be stopped by the crowd.
“Mayor Wilmore.  I can personally vouch for the location of your wife last night and that makes you a liar.  As the only other person with the vault combination, you had motivation to kill Wakka Wakka.  You have abused your power and corrupted the office of Mayor of this here town.  “
He looked to the crowd.
“String ‘im up!”

Lord Wilmore was dragged, kicking and screaming to the second floor of the saloon where a rope was hung around his neck.  He was given no final words.  He was given no last rights.  All we was given, was a kick in the ass off the balcony.

Lord Wilmore is dead.  He was not a traitor.



It is night.  Traitor Noob, send me your kill.  Harlot Master, send me your guess.
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« Reply #94 on: January 16, 2013, 05:20:41 PM »
That's definitely not how the conversation went.

And I do not own the establishment Chris, I'm just a woman after all. My father owns it and I can read and count coin so I work and wait for my cowboy with silver stirrups to make me an honest woman.
Tausami is your dad then.  FYI.
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« Reply #95 on: January 16, 2013, 05:56:42 PM »
In the wise words of Aragorn, I will lead you now.

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« Reply #96 on: January 16, 2013, 06:11:00 PM »
Sheriff Saddam was layin' with the mayor's wife?  I say we string them both up for adultery!

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« Reply #97 on: January 16, 2013, 06:19:24 PM »
this is me getting revenge on you all when i come back from the ded


#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">High Plains Drifter - Clint Eastwood
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« Reply #98 on: January 16, 2013, 07:22:21 PM »
That's definitely not how the conversation went.

And I do not own the establishment Chris, I'm just a woman after all. My father owns it and I can read and count coin so I work and wait for my cowboy with silver stirrups to make me an honest woman.
Tausami is your dad then.  FYI.
I was just about to make this post, ahaha.

Who said I can't read?! Boys and girls went to the same school back then, even if they probably stopped going at 10 (if there was a school in the area *cough*).
But papa's a bizness man, he tawt meh.
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« Reply #99 on: January 16, 2013, 07:51:47 PM »
That's definitely not how the conversation went.

And I do not own the establishment Chris, I'm just a woman after all. My father owns it and I can read and count coin so I work and wait for my cowboy with silver stirrups to make me an honest woman.
Tausami is your dad then.  FYI.
I was just about to make this post, ahaha.

Who said I can't read?! Boys and girls went to the same school back then, even if they probably stopped going at 10 (if there was a school in the area *cough*).
But papa's a bizness man, he tawt meh.

Rooster is a history major.  She knows these things.

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« Reply #100 on: January 16, 2013, 08:19:41 PM »
Sheriff Saddam was layin' with the mayor's wife?  I say we string them both up for adultery!

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« Reply #101 on: January 16, 2013, 08:26:11 PM »
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“Maybe I did it.” Nomad Joked but no one laughed.

Pretty damning.  What kind of sick psychopath would make a joke like this?  >:(
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #102 on: January 16, 2013, 08:28:47 PM »
What kind of sick psychopath would make a joke like this?  >:(


The name 'No-mad' is clearly an attempt to influence us subliminally, disguising his deranged state.
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« Reply #103 on: January 16, 2013, 08:32:27 PM »
Clearly, that's been his plan from the beginning. 

Nomad must be stopped.
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« Reply #104 on: January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 PM »
Wilmore shut your dang mouth, you're dead.

Also how could I kill anyone when I've been sitting in the saloon sipping this same glass of whisky the whole time?
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« Reply #105 on: January 16, 2013, 09:07:49 PM »
Wilmore shut your dang mouth, you're dead.


If we've just had a lynch, it's night. Get with the program. I am here to whip your ass and hang you from beyond the grave.
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« Reply #106 on: January 16, 2013, 09:21:50 PM »
I don't know if you killed Wakka, but I know that you're a killer.  I can see it in your eyes, pardner.
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« Reply #107 on: January 16, 2013, 09:55:49 PM »
I can't vote right now, but when I can, Saddam +1.

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« Reply #108 on: January 17, 2013, 12:11:16 AM »
I am going to vote Tausami, because he accused very early.

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« Reply #109 on: January 17, 2013, 01:19:04 AM »
Wilmore shut your dang mouth, you're dead.

Also how could I kill anyone when I've been sitting in the saloon sipping this same glass of whisky the whole time?

'sipping' at whiskey?

That's mighty strange behaviour if yah asks me.

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« Reply #110 on: January 17, 2013, 06:18:08 AM »
N' why is that?  A gent cant choose to enjoy his bourbon?
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« Reply #111 on: January 17, 2013, 08:56:12 AM »
N' why is that?  A gent cant choose to enjoy his bourbon?

I have to say, I'm with Nomad on this one.

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« Reply #112 on: January 17, 2013, 02:17:59 PM »
Pongo has almost always been a wolf, prove me wrong.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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« Reply #113 on: January 17, 2013, 05:02:28 PM »
The Oracle Speaks

A lone figure walked, carrying a lantern, to the train tracks in the dead of night.  The Blacksmith, Blanko, had hoped to gather the iron ore to make more pick axes  as well as some of the metal parts that the gun smith wants.  He gets to the cold and smoking train and looks around.  Burnt wood and metal pieces are all he can see and he begins picking through the car.  He briefly stops in the passenger car and finds the body of Daniel to pay his respects.  It was during this moment that he heard a noise.

He raise the lantern and spoke out “Whose there?”  But saw nothing.  Then another noise behind him.  He spun quickly and was met with a piece of wood to the face.  He fell back and the lantern fell to the burnt floor.  The light illuminated the face of his attacker.

“You!” Exclaimed Blanko, “ I never expected you were a traitor.”

The traitor smiled and in the dim lamplight, it looked eerie. 

“Surprise.” He said before jamming a shard of wood through Blanko’s hand. Blanko screamed in agony.  He reached to pull it out the wood and the traitor slammed his boot down, pinning blanko’s hand onto the other end of the wood piece. 

“Not yet.” The figure said “I’m just getting started.  And please, feel free to scream.”

The figure took an iron spike from the railroad tracks and slid it along Blanko’s body, deciding which part to pierce first.  He decided on the left kidney.  Blood poured onto the rusty metal spike as the figure thrust it in.  He pulled it out just as slowly and reinserted it into Blanko’s shoulder.  Over and over again he dipped the spike into Blanko’s body until the screams finally stopped and the blood was cold.

The figure smiled and walked back to town.  The vultures will enjoy the meal.

Blanko is dead.  It is now day.  15 townsfolk left.
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Re: Wild West Lynching (Werewolf) - Players ONLY
« Reply #114 on: January 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM »
I vote to lynch Pongo (1).

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« Reply #115 on: January 17, 2013, 05:59:20 PM »
I still say we string up Saddam and Wilmore's wife for adultery.

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« Reply #116 on: January 17, 2013, 06:20:50 PM »
Are you sure you know how this game is played, Nomad?  This isn't D&D.

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« Reply #117 on: January 17, 2013, 06:27:37 PM »
I won my wits + subterfuge roll and discovered you are lying
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« Reply #118 on: January 17, 2013, 06:54:46 PM »
Screw you Vindicktus  >o<

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« Reply #119 on: January 17, 2013, 07:01:59 PM »
Vindictus tried to put his hand up muh skirt once.

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