Cats are better than dogs.

Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.

Which just goes to show cats are smarter.

Besides, as a Christian surely you understand the importance of striving to be like God? Just because cats do it better doesn't mean you have to be jealous.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:08:44 PM

Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.

Which just goes to show cats are smarter.

Besides, as a Christian surely you understand the importance of striving to be like God? Just because cats do it better doesn't mean you have to be jealous.

Cats are snooty. That's why even if they can save you they won't. Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Prove they wouldn't do better.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM

Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

Quote from: Jane on January 28, 2016, 12:56:26 PM

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM

Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

But God will not save a person from drowning, either.  And, how do you know that cats can't offer eternal salvation? 

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 01:14:48 PM

Quote from: Jane on January 28, 2016, 12:56:26 PM

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM

Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

But God will not save a person from drowning, either.  And, how do you know that cats can't offer eternal salvation?

Snooty is is snooty does.

Quote from: Jane on January 28, 2016, 12:56:26 PM

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM

Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

God literally drowned the entire Earth. Cats have never done that.

Cats 1, God 0.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 01:14:48 PM

Quote from: Jane on January 28, 2016, 12:56:26 PM

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM

Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.

Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

God literally drowned the entire Earth. Cats have never done that.

Cats 1, God 0.

God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.

God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.

And what is God reversed? Some would say God is Man's best friend.

So, cats do as God does, while dogs just get themselves killed.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 02:42:25 PM

God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.

And what is God reversed? Some would say God is Man's best friend.

So, cats do as God does, while dogs just get themselves killed.

Cat reversed is tac and add a "k" to it and they're a pain if you touch the pointy end.

they're a pain if you touch the pointy end.

That's true of most things.

I'm more a dog person, got a four year old pug.

I'm more a dog person, got a four year old pug.

I have a nine year old husky that I had to give away when I moved.

Quote from: Dog on January 26, 2016, 03:25:06 PM

False

False what?

Read the thread title.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on January 27, 2016, 01:33:48 PM

Quote from: Dog on January 26, 2016, 03:25:06 PM

False

False what?

Read the thread title.

Oh good, then you're on my side.