Cats are better than dogs.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #120 on: January 23, 2013, 01:50:19 PM »
A tiger would stealth kill the bear.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #121 on: January 23, 2013, 02:26:55 PM »
If it's a polar bear, it'd probably have to be a Siberian tiger if it's gonna stealth.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #122 on: January 24, 2013, 05:55:06 AM »
id say a honeybadger would win


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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #124 on: May 15, 2014, 11:47:59 AM »


This cat.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #125 on: May 15, 2014, 03:43:30 PM »
Giess what? I am a tin foil hat conspiracy lunatic who knows nothing... See what I'm getting at here?

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #126 on: May 16, 2014, 10:14:44 AM »


This cat.

I love this video.  I have never seen a cat do anything like this before.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #127 on: May 16, 2014, 11:32:20 AM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2014, 09:25:57 AM »
I love this video.  I have never seen a cat do anything like this before.
I look forward to their video of a home intruder running out, arms flailing, with the cat latched on to his face.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #129 on: May 17, 2014, 10:15:47 AM »


This cat.

I also love this video. Cats are the best.
Why was that dog so pissed off to begin with?
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #130 on: May 17, 2014, 10:24:43 AM »
Because the boy was retarded, fag. 

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #131 on: May 17, 2014, 11:56:20 AM »
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-shows-cat-save-boy-from-dog-attack-9373043.html

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Bakersfield police said the attacking dog, identified as an 8-month-old Labrador-Chow mix, had been surrendered by its owner's family after the Tuesday afternoon attack and was in quarantine and would ultimately be euthanized.

Police spokesman Sergeant Joseph Grubbs said the dog's owners, who live in the same neighborhood as the boy, said the dog did not like children or bicycles.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #132 on: May 17, 2014, 12:15:08 PM »
I'm a conspiracy theorist and my take on it is: it looks to me that the cat has allowed the kid to use it's bike. It's the cats bike.
The dog next door obviously hasn't got a bike and is and has been jealous of the cat having one. Obviously there's been trouble with these two before over the cat getting everything whilst the dogs owners get him nothing and I think they have both had a few fights, with the cat winning.

What seems to have happened from this point is pre-meditated.
The dog has hatched a plot to steal the cats bike and ride off on it. It's seen the kid on it and not realised the cat was maybe sat reading the paper in a deck chair or something.
The dog took it's chance and dragged the kid off, ready to steal the bike. The kid's screamed and the cat's flung it's paper down and ran at the dog in a rage.

If you look carefully at the dog running away on the right hand side of the car, you can see the cat mouthing, " you won't be doing that again, pal, 3 strikes remember and this is your third."
If you look closer, you can see the cat run its paw over it's throat as it says those words.

The dog was stupid because jealousy has obviously cost him his liberty and death row. The cat will no doubt get a medal for his actions and maybe a nice fish.


Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #133 on: May 17, 2014, 08:43:36 PM »
Pythagoris is a conspiracy theorist?  ???

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #134 on: May 19, 2014, 05:56:41 AM »
Pythagoris is a conspiracy theorist?  ???
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #135 on: May 19, 2014, 09:05:08 PM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #136 on: December 18, 2015, 04:56:32 PM »

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #137 on: December 18, 2015, 05:17:24 PM »
They are.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #138 on: December 20, 2015, 12:41:40 PM »
You own dogs, but cats own you. Dogs are better than cats.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #139 on: January 26, 2016, 03:25:06 PM »
False

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #140 on: January 27, 2016, 10:54:31 AM »
I love cats, they taste like chicken.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #141 on: January 27, 2016, 12:44:10 PM »
When you're fishing for sharks, cats and dogs are both good baits.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #142 on: January 27, 2016, 01:33:48 PM »
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #143 on: January 27, 2016, 01:42:28 PM »
In ancient times, cats used to be worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
-Terry Pratchett

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #144 on: January 27, 2016, 02:14:39 PM »
In ancient times, cats used to be worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
-Terry Pratchett

Yep, this is why they're evil, they're trying to replace God.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #145 on: January 28, 2016, 02:33:31 AM »
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand. 

Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #146 on: January 28, 2016, 11:13:51 AM »
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.
Says a FEer.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #147 on: January 28, 2016, 11:35:17 AM »
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.

We can go that route if you want, or we can stay on topic about how cats are evil.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #148 on: January 28, 2016, 11:38:31 AM »
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.
Says a FEer.

What does my belief in the shape of the Earth have to do with cats being better than dogs?

God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.

We can go that route if you want, or we can stay on topic about how cats are evil.

The topic is about how cats are better than dogs. 

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #149 on: January 28, 2016, 12:08:44 PM »
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.
Says a FEer.

What does my belief in the shape of the Earth have to do with cats being better than dogs?

God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.

We can go that route if you want, or we can stay on topic about how cats are evil.

The topic is about how cats are better than dogs.

Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.