Cats are better than dogs.

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Cats are better than dogs.
« on: January 06, 2013, 11:45:00 PM »
They are.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2013, 11:50:50 PM »
They are.


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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2013, 11:51:16 PM »
Prove it.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2013, 12:30:25 AM »
Prove it.
No need. It is self-evident.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2013, 01:04:23 AM »
They are.

Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2013, 01:39:49 AM »
They are.

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Lorddave

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2013, 03:07:43 AM »
They are.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2013, 04:00:30 AM »
They are.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2013, 05:19:46 AM »
They are.

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hoppy

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2013, 05:22:51 AM »
He is.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2013, 06:01:30 AM »
He is.
At least try to post in the right thread.

Also, they are.

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markjo

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2013, 06:25:41 AM »
Cats are pussies.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2013, 06:58:44 AM »

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2013, 07:03:32 AM »
They are.

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illmunati

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2013, 07:04:46 AM »
they aren't

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2013, 08:38:38 AM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2013, 08:39:09 AM »
I wish there was a way to cross-breed a cat and a dog to get the ultimate pet.

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markjo

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2013, 08:49:18 AM »
Do you mean something like this?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Lorddave

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2013, 09:36:05 AM »
Do you mean something like this?


It should be noted: Cat has a litter box but no anus.
Therefore the only logical conclusion is that Dog pukes cat shit.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2013, 12:01:54 PM »

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EduardoVS-BR

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2013, 12:13:22 PM »
They are.


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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2013, 12:19:30 PM »
Quote from: sokarul
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EduardoVS-BR

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2013, 12:33:45 PM »
And... They are.


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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2013, 04:23:07 PM »
Cats are better than dogs.


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Dogs can't climb trees.  Point for cats
Cat can't bring you the newspaper. Point for dogs.

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There seems to be a misconception that cats can't be trained.  They absolutely can.  They're just more difficult because they aren't stupid mindless biological machines.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2013, 04:52:44 PM »
I wonder what the ratio of dog vs cat videos on youtube?

Also: "Dog videos" is a banned word combination.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2013, 05:00:25 PM »
Dogs would probably just go and off themselves if their owners were to die because those useless pieces of shit can't do anything on their own.

Cats, on the other hand, are intelligent enough to take advantage of your dumbfuckery to obtain all the food and shelter they need, while retaining their independence. They're worthy of respect, dogs aren't.

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Thork

Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2013, 05:08:44 PM »
Dogs would probably just go and off themselves if their owners were to die because those useless pieces of shit can't do anything on their own.

Cats, on the other hand, are intelligent enough to take advantage of your dumbfuckery to obtain all the food and shelter they need, while retaining their independence. They're worthy of respect, dogs aren't.

No. This is what cats do when you are dead.
http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/09/dead-woman-is-eaten-by-her-cats-11038/