Cats are better than dogs.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2013, 10:12:23 PM »
Being a friend to the person who shelters you, cares for you, and spends as much time with you as they do the rest of their family is dumb.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2013, 10:17:44 PM »
Persons often feel bound to behave to one another in a reciprocal manner. If you own a dog, can you really view it as a person?


I like that domestic cats can run away. Dogs often can't.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2013, 10:25:09 PM »
Dogs are not persons they're dogs.

Also, the fact that dogs can't roam the streets is society's doing, they've been made that way because people wanted it that way. Many people call animal control when they see a stray dog in their backyard, right?
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #93 on: January 11, 2013, 03:08:58 PM »
my list of favorite cats of all time goes like

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Top Cat
Time Cat
Felix The Cat
Downs Kitty

Honorable mention to Mr. Bigglesworth
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #94 on: January 11, 2013, 03:11:02 PM »
Felix the Cat is the number one cool cat.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #95 on: January 11, 2013, 03:23:37 PM »
my list of favorite cats of all time goes like

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees


Oh well I never was there ever a cat as clever
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2013, 03:32:21 PM »
I want to ring up Lil John to do this joint with me. You have to imagine Lil John's velvety voice and along with sexy sounding fat in reality back up singers.

OK here goes..

Who's a cat? Meow!

Who's a cat? Meow!

Who's a cat? Meow!

Who's a cat? Meow!

I like playing with string and I shit in a box

you'll never even know why I'm pissing on your favorite things

I keep my tail up high and my whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

I keep my tail up high and my whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

I keep my tail up high and my whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

we don't like purring but we like to be pet

I don't even like you I'll shit in your shoes

I'm a cat. Meow!

I'm a cat. Meow!

Meow Meow Mothafucka. Lil John's a cat. I'm lickin my balls right now. It tastes so good. MEeooooooowww!!


I'll take my crit in the form of better or worse than smelly cat
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #97 on: January 18, 2013, 07:22:39 PM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #98 on: January 18, 2013, 08:50:14 PM »
I wouldn't get near a big cat because cats are murder machines. I can see it in their eyes. That look of "if I was bigger I would murder the shit out of you, but since I'm not, pettings are okay for now."

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #99 on: January 19, 2013, 02:40:57 PM »
Bears are best.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #100 on: January 19, 2013, 03:13:05 PM »
Bears are best.

Yeah, best at slaughtering innocent people, you monster!  >:(
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #101 on: January 19, 2013, 04:30:33 PM »
Bears are best.

Yeah, best at slaughtering innocent people, you monster!  >:(

To be fair, mountain lions are pretty good about that too
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2013, 07:01:40 PM »
cats are tastier than dogs


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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #103 on: January 19, 2013, 11:07:48 PM »
"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2013, 10:38:13 AM »
"Hamas, until you break off your alliance with the bears, you're on notice."  "Bears are godless killing machines." 

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2013, 07:30:23 PM »
"Hamas, until you break off your alliance with the bears, you're on notice."  "Bears are godless killing machines."

Damn right!
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #106 on: January 21, 2013, 12:48:07 PM »
"Hamas, until you break off your alliance with the bears, you're on notice."  "Bears are godless killing machines."

Damn right!

*Sniff* So damn beautiful.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #107 on: January 21, 2013, 04:14:00 PM »
Many cats are pussies.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #109 on: January 22, 2013, 02:25:01 PM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.
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« Reply #110 on: January 22, 2013, 03:04:43 PM »
we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

Can we? Polar bears are primarily aquatic hunters.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #111 on: January 22, 2013, 03:21:30 PM »
we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

Can we? Polar bears are primarily aquatic hunters.

Throw a tiger in the water next to a polar bear.
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« Reply #112 on: January 23, 2013, 03:22:02 AM »
Hay guys, I saw a sabre cat kill a snowbear in skyrim once

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #113 on: January 23, 2013, 04:03:31 AM »
we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

Can we? Polar bears are primarily aquatic hunters.

Throw a tiger in the water next to a polar bear.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #114 on: January 23, 2013, 06:15:50 AM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #115 on: January 23, 2013, 06:27:48 AM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.
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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #116 on: January 23, 2013, 06:32:42 AM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.

indeed, include every small factor

Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #117 on: January 23, 2013, 07:12:07 AM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.

Don't forget that there's a great difference in size between the two of them.

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #118 on: January 23, 2013, 07:14:02 AM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.

Don't forget that there's a great difference in size between the two of them.

and lets not leave out the factors of weight and height

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Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #119 on: January 23, 2013, 01:10:32 PM »
#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Tiger vs Dog Pack

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

I wasn't suggesting that tiger versus those specific dogs.  I fully posit, however, that if that tiger were to fight a comparably sized dog/wolf, the tiger would still be far superior in combat.  The way cats are built, they have VERY strong arms and legs and are very limber; a the tiger has the advantage of being able to grapple its opponent to subdue it while it sinks its sharp teeth down to the bone, while the dog/wolf can pretty much only grab with its teeth.

Tigers are known to fight and kill brown bears, so I'd say pitting one against a polar bear might be pretty even.
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