Cats are better than dogs.

Quote from: Blanko on January 07, 2013, 05:00:25 PM

Dogs would probably just go and off themselves if their owners were to die because those useless pieces of shit can't do anything on their own.

Cats, on the other hand, are intelligent enough to take advantage of your dumbfuckery to obtain all the food and shelter they need, while retaining their independence. They're worthy of respect, dogs aren't.

No. This is what cats do when you are dead.
http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/09/dead-woman-is-eaten-by-her-cats-11038/

So, you agree with me? That's good.

The dead woman was nibbled to death my her cats.

The dead woman was nibbled to death [by] her cats.

Your sentence structure misappropriates her cause of death and therefore misrepresents the reported facts of the story.

The only good cat is a dead cat.

Cats are pretty useful both dead or alive.

Some might contend that cats are more useful dead than alive;

Cats are pretty useful both dead or alive.

They're the cat's pajamas.

I sincerely hope that's a childrens' book. I only have #" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">one other in reserve for when I become a parent.

Dogs are better than cats, there's no equivalent children's cat story for 'Clifford the Big Red Dog,' as we know exactly what would happen if house cats were to grow that large, and the story isn't child appropriate.

Does anyone know why people from Texas refer to something that is good as "the cat's ass"? I have heard of 2 texans using that phrase in the past couple of months. It is puzzling to me.

Does anyone know why people from Texas refer to something that is good as "the cat's ass"? I have heard of 2 texans using that phrase in the past couple of months. It is puzzling to me.

I am from Texas and I have never heard this. I'll probably start hearing it all the time now that it has been mentioned.

People in Texas uses computers?

You can make a violin bow out of a cat.

You can make a hat out of a cat, and put it on a cat.

Dogs are better than cats, there's no equivalent children's cat story for 'Clifford the Big Red Dog,' as we know exactly what would happen if house cats were to grow that large, and the story isn't child appropriate.

As if Clifford wasn't sanitized.  We never saw Clifford's big red balls.

Quote from: markjo on January 08, 2013, 12:54:27 PM

I sincerely hope that's a childrens' book. I only have #" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">one other in reserve for when I become a parent.

It's not really a children's book, but I read it as a child.  That one and http://www.amazon.com/Final-Exit-Cats-Feline-Suicide/dp/006096961X

Dogs are smarter than cats.

No.  No they are not.

Yes, they are indeed.

Also, doesn't having a pet that is antisocial as fuck defeat the purpose of having a pet?

Cats are not antisocial.  They're actually quite social.  I don't know why cats have that stigma attached to them.  Some are pretty skiddish, and sure they're not as excitable as dogs, but they also don't attack visitors or bark at everything that moves.

Yes, they are indeed.

Also, doesn't having a pet that is antisocial as fuck defeat the purpose of having a pet?

Not all cats are anti social.  They are not annoying as fuck like many dogs are, where they won't leave you alone and insist on jumping up on you, but they do enjoy sitting near you and being pet.

I know there was that video that compared friends to pets, but this is more accurate:

Dog: HEY BRO WHATS UP WANNA PLAY XBOX? DUDE IM SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW GUNS OF SHOOTY: MEN OF GUNFIRE LETS GO OWN SOME NOOBS LOLOLO THATS INTERNET TALK FOR WINNING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARENT GOOD AT THE GAME HEY BRO COME ON WHERE YOU GOING OH YOU'RE GONNA GO PEE ALL RIGHT BRO I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE OUTSIDE THE DOOR FOR YOU THEN WELL PLAY SOME GUNS OF SHOOTY HEY BRO WHATS TAKING SO LONG DID YOU CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW OR SOMETHING HURRY UP BRO!

Cat: Hey man, what's up?  Just chillin'?  Cool, I can do that.  Let's chill.

man-cat, come here

cat-f*** no brah, i gotta go tear s*** up and be antisocial

I know there was that video that compared friends to pets, but this is more accurate:

Dog: HEY BRO WHATS UP WANNA PLAY XBOX? DUDE IM SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW GUNS OF SHOOTY: MEN OF GUNFIRE LETS GO OWN SOME NOOBS LOLOLO THATS INTERNET TALK FOR WINNING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARENT GOOD AT THE GAME HEY BRO COME ON WHERE YOU GOING OH YOU'RE GONNA GO PEE ALL RIGHT BRO I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE OUTSIDE THE DOOR FOR YOU THEN WELL PLAY SOME GUNS OF SHOOTY HEY BRO WHATS TAKING SO LONG DID YOU CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW OR SOMETHING HURRY UP BRO!

Cat: Hey man, what's up?  Just chillin'?  Cool, I can do that.  Let's chill.

That's a pretty chill cat. I'd chill with that cool cat.

Dogs seem to actually care about their masters most of the time. Cats often do not give a shit about them.

Cats hate you, dogs love you.

Nah.  Cats are generally to apathetic to hate their masters.

I have seen many cats trying to comfort people.

I have seen many more trying to have nothing to do with people.

If cats are antisocial it's usually because people were shitty to them when they were younger.  Dogs are too stupid to know any different unless they've been seriously abused.

Where are all the bomb/drug/blood sniffing cats? And seeing eye cats, and police cats? Oh yeah, cats are only good at sitting on the window sill staring blankly at things and chasing phantom mice.