Cats are better than dogs.

  • 164 Replies
  • 11062 Views
*

Slemon

  • Flat Earth Researcher
  • 11690
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #150 on: January 28, 2016, 12:39:59 PM »
Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.
Which just goes to show cats are smarter.

Besides, as a Christian surely you understand the importance of striving to be like God? Just because cats do it better doesn't mean you have to be jealous.

*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #151 on: January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM »
Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.
Which just goes to show cats are smarter.

Besides, as a Christian surely you understand the importance of striving to be like God? Just because cats do it better doesn't mean you have to be jealous.

Cats are snooty. That's why even if they can save you they won't. Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

*

Slemon

  • Flat Earth Researcher
  • 11690
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #152 on: January 28, 2016, 12:56:26 PM »
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #153 on: January 28, 2016, 01:14:48 PM »
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

*

Son of Orospu

  • Jura's b*tch and proud of it!
  • Planar Moderator
  • 37820
  • I have artificial intelligence
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #154 on: January 28, 2016, 01:17:23 PM »
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

But God will not save a person from drowning, either.  And, how do you know that cats can't offer eternal salvation? 

*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #155 on: January 28, 2016, 01:44:32 PM »
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

But God will not save a person from drowning, either.  And, how do you know that cats can't offer eternal salvation?

Snooty is is snooty does.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

*

Slemon

  • Flat Earth Researcher
  • 11690
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #156 on: January 28, 2016, 02:16:08 PM »
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.
God literally drowned the entire Earth. Cats have never done that.

Cats 1, God 0.

*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #157 on: January 28, 2016, 02:42:25 PM »
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.
God literally drowned the entire Earth. Cats have never done that.

Cats 1, God 0.

God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

*

Slemon

  • Flat Earth Researcher
  • 11690
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #158 on: January 28, 2016, 03:06:28 PM »
God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.
And what is God reversed? Some would say God is Man's best friend.

So, cats do as God does, while dogs just get themselves killed.

*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #159 on: January 28, 2016, 03:13:39 PM »
God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.
And what is God reversed? Some would say God is Man's best friend.

So, cats do as God does, while dogs just get themselves killed.

Cat reversed is tac and add a "k" to it and they're a pain if you touch the pointy end.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

*

Slemon

  • Flat Earth Researcher
  • 11690
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #160 on: January 28, 2016, 03:15:40 PM »
they're a pain if you touch the pointy end.
That's true of most things.

Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #161 on: January 28, 2016, 07:16:12 PM »
I'm more a dog person, got a four year old pug.




*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #162 on: January 28, 2016, 07:52:45 PM »
I'm more a dog person, got a four year old pug.

I have a nine year old husky that I had to give away when I moved.
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.

*

Dog

  • 1162
  • Literally a dog
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #163 on: January 29, 2016, 12:31:26 AM »

*

Luke 22:35-38

  • 3598
  • The earth is a globe, DUH! prove its not
Re: Cats are better than dogs.
« Reply #164 on: January 29, 2016, 08:49:48 AM »
The Bible doesn't support a flat earth.

Scripture, facts, science, stats, and logic is how I argue.