Poll

Would you use the dead man's hand for wanking?

Yes: I'd shut my eyes and power through it.
2 (22.2%)
Yes: But only if there was no sense of touch in that hand
0 (0%)
No: A dead person's hand? That's creepy.
3 (33.3%)
No: But if I could ask for a dead woman's hand I'd have that instead.
0 (0%)
Yes: No hesitation. Just what I've been dreaming of.
4 (44.4%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Dead man's hand

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Thork

Dead man's hand
« on: January 04, 2013, 10:26:24 AM »
Today the UK's first hand transplant took place. A man whose own hand was riddled with gout, had it  removed and replaced with a freshly dead man's hand. However I'm of the mind that a hand is quite a personal thing. They are very individual and you know yours intimately. If you had a strange hand attached, would you treat it any differently or just get used to it? Could you masturbate with some other dead guy's hand if it was sown on to you?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 10:35:44 AM »
Ugh, it looks terrible.  If I needed a new hand, I'd get a badass prosthetic, like these:

http://www.touchbionics.com/products/active-prostheses/i-limb-ultra/

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Thork

Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 10:37:12 AM »
Saddam, please vote on your view about sexy time with a dead hand.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 10:40:11 AM »
Maybe he'll wank with it after he gets to know it better.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Blanko

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 10:42:22 AM »
Why did you feel the need to inject your own mindset into the poll when a simple "yes or no" would have done fine? Now none of these options apply to me.

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Thork

Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 10:43:42 AM »
I thought I covered all the options. How do you feel about sexy time with a dead hand? I'll add that option for you.

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Blanko

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 10:46:06 AM »
Well, on the "yes" side you could have options that aren't just "but only reluctantly".

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 10:47:04 AM »
As Igor would say:

"It alwayth helpth to have a thpare hand..."

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hoppy

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 12:51:42 PM »
I would only wipe my ass with that new hand.
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Thork

Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 12:57:35 PM »
I would only wipe my ass with that new hand.
Buy some toilet paper you tight wad.

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rooster

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2013, 02:04:14 PM »
That does look awful. But it's amazing to think that people can actually use a dead hand. SCIENCE!

Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2013, 04:00:42 PM »
That new hand looks like it come from a women; it's not hairy enough to be a blokes.

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Lorddave

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Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 04:07:42 PM »
Thork, why did you post a picture of the first guy to receive a hand transplant in 1998?

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Clint Hallam received the world's first hand transplant

The article is about Mark Cahill.
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I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Thork

Re: Dead man's hand
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2013, 04:14:49 PM »
Thork, why did you post a picture of the first guy to receive a hand transplant in 1998?
Because the guy who had one done in Britain had it done today and his arm is still wrapped in bandages.