New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!

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New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« on: December 15, 2012, 04:40:10 PM »
Do any of the FE'rs here want to take a guess at how many current private company projects exist to place mini satellites WITH FLAT LENS TECHNOLOGY into space for the purposes of allowing cost effective space photography?

These are very small companies, not government owned, actually most of them are tech companies started by college grads located in Silicon Valley and are start-ups.  Their goal is to "rent" their mini satellites to anyone who wants to take and download pictures from space.  Most of these satellites are the size of a bread box or smaller and will have very high end HD cameras on them.  I have personally contacted 4 of the 27...yes 27 companies currently in their funding process and asked them to provide the specifications on the HD cameras they will be using.  I even made sure to ask if they were going to use any fish eye lens technology and all 4 came back with a resounding "no".

So...in the not to distant future...you and I will be able to spend a few bucks and take pictures of space or pictures of the Earth from space.  So be prepared to receive your "Global Conspiracy Affirmation Contract" once you purchase time on one of these mini sats. 

Let's face it.  We will ALL have to be in on the conspiracy now!  Geesh!
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Re: New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 04:59:07 PM »
Have you seen any of these "satellites"?  Why don't you pay the $60,000, or whatever it costs to have a picture taken? 

For $20,000, I will get you some pictures from my satellite.

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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 06:46:37 PM »
Have you seen any of these "satellites"?  Why don't you pay the $60,000, or whatever it costs to have a picture taken? 

For $20,000, I will get you some pictures from my satellite.

...and the denial begins. 
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Re: New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 07:05:50 PM »
So...in the not to distant future...

That line pretty much sums up the entire space industry.  It's always some time in the future that these companies will deliver on their promises, never now.  Although they will take your money now.  People fell for this scam forty years ago, they fall for it now, and I'm sure they'll still be falling for it forty years from now.

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Re: New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 07:52:45 PM »
no spacex said tomorrow and it happened yesterday.

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Re: New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 11:45:04 PM »
Saddam is correct. There were companies in the 1950's advertising in science magazines that they were taking deposits for rocket trips to the moon. I doubt any of those people got their money back.

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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 01:08:19 AM »
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_tourism
In the 1960s, Pan Am established a waiting list for future flights to the Moon,[7] issuing free "First Moon Flights Club" membership cards to those who requested them.
Branson isn't pioneering anything. Very old airline marketing trick.

Quote from: http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/S/space_tourism.html
In the 1960s, Pan Am and Thomas Cook began a register of names for those interested in lunar tourism. In its heyday, the list numbered nearly 93,000.

TWA wanted a piece of the action too



Selling dreams to tourists has been going on a long time.

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Re: New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 01:42:33 AM »
NEW FLAT EARTH COMPETITION!









So in 100 words of less, tell me why you believe any company that tells you that they are going to fly you into space. The winner will win 2 seats on a suborbital space flight.



Do you feel let down having read the advert at the beginning of my post? This is what companies around the world have been doing for decades. Not one prize has been handed out. :(

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Re: New Space Exploration - Ruh roh!!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 06:43:21 AM »
I'd sponsor a Martian, but they have to send me letters back from the little green dude.