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Parsifal

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2012, 01:07:55 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2012, 01:48:02 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?
Can you wipe your own arse with it?

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2012, 01:49:27 PM »
Can you wipe your own arse with it?

Yes, and have been doing so for the past year. It saves a lot of money on toilet paper.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2012, 02:38:59 PM »
Chevy plated Holden commodores. That shit annoys me to no end.

Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2012, 02:40:58 PM »
When it gets on the keyboard.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2012, 02:50:18 PM »
Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

Well, comb itself, for one.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2012, 03:30:59 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2012, 03:56:49 PM »
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2012, 06:07:33 PM »
Chevy plated Holden commodores. That shit annoys me to no end.
You mean the SS, or people in Australia that just stick Bowties on their actual Commodores?  People do shit like that here in the states, sticking Corvette badges on chevy trucks... its fucking annoying.

They are about to launch the SS, which is a new RWD sedan from Chevy based on the Commodore platform and built in Australia.  Depending on how it looks, how its priced, and the motor options i might pick one up after i graduate.  Oh and It would have to come with a 6 speed manual. 

Should launch with the new VF commodore.

That or Ill most likely pick up a 392 challenger.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2012, 07:12:28 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.


We don't usually enforce the rules in the lower boards, because we generally don't have to, but your kind of persistent nastiness is wearing thin. Consider this a warning.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2012, 07:30:30 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.

Dude, Parsifal never even posts in the upper fora to my knowledge. Why are you making him part of your crusade?

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2012, 07:36:11 PM »
He is a part of the community and therefore The Enemy.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2012, 08:32:39 PM »
When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Such a bummer.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2012, 10:58:09 PM »
Chevy plated Holden commodores. That shit annoys me to no end.
You mean the SS, or people in Australia that just stick Bowties on their actual Commodores?  People do shit like that here in the states, sticking Corvette badges on chevy trucks... its fucking annoying.

They are about to launch the SS, which is a new RWD sedan from Chevy based on the Commodore platform and built in Australia.  Depending on how it looks, how its priced, and the motor options i might pick one up after i graduate.  Oh and It would have to come with a 6 speed manual. 

Should launch with the new VF commodore.

That or Ill most likely pick up a 392 challenger.

Holden offer it as an option on new cars, I think it's ~$200. Any model commodore, SS or otherwise, has been spotted with the Chevy badge. It's annoying because Chevy isn't even a brand to be proud of, and they had nothing to do with the commodore itself; the engine is GM and the car is Australian designed and built.

The Commodore is an alright car, it's just a bit of a bogan mobile over here as everyone has one. It wouldn't be so bad to drive around in the states.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2012, 11:04:44 PM »
The Commodore is an alright car, it's just a bit of a bogan mobile over here as everyone has one.

It's also overly large. I like my cars small and light; it makes them easy to maneuvre, easy to park, and fuel-efficient.

My new Polo will be nice because it's small on the outside, but feels roomy on the inside.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2012, 11:15:58 PM »
When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Such a bummer.
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« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2012, 02:35:08 AM »
When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Such a bummer.
Use Vaseline.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2012, 02:56:11 AM »
Thork is an experienced sodomite.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2012, 03:00:54 AM »
When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Still took it in my bummer.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2012, 08:09:54 AM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.


We don't usually enforce the rules in the lower boards, because we generally don't have to, but your kind of persistent nastiness is wearing thin. Consider this a warning.

The nastiness persists because I can't post in the section where I'm required to be politer, which is my preferred section. You made that happen with your stupid purgatory idea. If I'm the monster, you're Frankenstein.  :P
As even posting nothing at all doesn't secure a release from purgatory, I don't give a shit any more, because I have nothing to lose. Stuff your warning up your sanctimonious anus, you pathetic little man pretending the earth is flat.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2012, 08:20:04 AM »

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #52 on: December 10, 2012, 09:44:57 AM »
When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Such a bummer.
Use Vaseline.

When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Still took it in my bummer.

Now I remember why I love this place.

Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #53 on: December 10, 2012, 12:40:41 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.


We don't usually enforce the rules in the lower boards, because we generally don't have to, but your kind of persistent nastiness is wearing thin. Consider this a warning.

The nastiness persists because I can't post in the section where I'm required to be politer, which is my preferred section.

No, that isn't why.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #54 on: December 10, 2012, 01:47:26 PM »
When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Such a bummer.
Use Vaseline.

When something in my apartment breaks and I excitedly report it only for the obnoxious black maintenance man to show up rather than the Tom Hardy clone. Still took it in my bummer.

Now I remember why I love this place.

Because it gives you good advice and helps you confess your little sins?
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #55 on: December 10, 2012, 02:08:06 PM »
It's annoying because Chevy isn't even a brand to be proud of, and they had nothing to do with the commodore itself; the engine is GM and the car is Australian designed and built.

The Commodore is an alright car, it's just a bit of a bogan mobile over here as everyone has one. It wouldn't be so bad to drive around in the states.

I agree that its stupid to stick A Bowtie on the Holden, but whats wrong with Chevrolet in general?  The Z06, ZR1, ZL1, the Grand Sport, and the volt are all pretty amazing cars that stand up to the competition in every regard.  Its odd that its a dealer option though, that's pretty funny.

Also I had to look up Bogan, as I think its Australian slang in this context.  We have a similar group of individuals who are a bit rough around the edges, and they tend to stick to the Chrysler 300 and the Dodge Charger, with the occasional 96 impala thrown into the mix.  I would not mind selling the future SS (which is a weird name for a car, I am much more used to it as a Designation of performance on top of a name) as just a holden commodore, but since most people in the states have no clue what a holden is I think I am one of the few who would even know what it was.  In fact I bet most Americans who will buy the SS will have no idea what they are actually driving.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #56 on: December 10, 2012, 02:36:05 PM »
Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.


We don't usually enforce the rules in the lower boards, because we generally don't have to, but your kind of persistent nastiness is wearing thin. Consider this a warning.

The nastiness persists because I can't post in the section where I'm required to be politer, which is my preferred section. You made that happen with your stupid purgatory idea. If I'm the monster, you're Frankenstein.  :P
As even posting nothing at all doesn't secure a release from purgatory, I don't give a shit any more, because I have nothing to lose. Stuff your warning up your sanctimonious anus, you pathetic little man pretending the earth is flat.


Guess what! You're required to be politer here. Hence the warning, and now the ban. See ya.
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2012, 02:39:31 PM »
I was just enjoying his ranting  :-\
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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #58 on: December 10, 2012, 02:43:09 PM »
Ooh, this is going to be great when he comes back.

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Re: Post things that annoy you.
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2012, 02:45:28 PM »
Guess what! You're required to be politer here. Hence the warning, and now the ban. See ya.