Stuck in an elevator by myself

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Marcus Aurelius

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Stuck in an elevator by myself
« on: September 27, 2012, 09:24:28 AM »
Glad i don't have to shit.

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2012, 09:27:36 AM »
Shit in the corner anyway
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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2012, 09:28:16 AM »

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2012, 09:36:11 AM »
Why would you purposefully stink up an elevator that you may be stuck in for hours?

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2012, 09:41:56 AM »
And then it's closing time and everyone goes home for the night, unaware of Marcus being trapped in the elevator.

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2012, 09:43:27 AM »
Have you tried crawling out through the ceiling? It always works on the TV!
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Marcus Aurelius

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2012, 09:50:41 AM »
Na.  Service guy came and pry'd the door open.  Very inclimactic

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2012, 09:51:15 AM »
Have you tried crawling out through the ceiling? It always works on the TV!

Crawling out is such a boring trick. Instead, force jump out like Anakin in Revenge of the Sith.
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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2012, 01:00:09 AM »
 got stuck in the lift in my apartment block once. The doors stayed shut as it went up and down from the 13th to lower-ground floors. Then it started fucking with my head. It said we went up to the 13th, then down to the 5th, then down to the 13th, then up to 2nd.

I was stuck for about an hour with no phone and just two Doctor Who DVD boxes as reading material.

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Re: Stuck in an elevator by myself
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2012, 03:06:09 AM »
The doors stayed shut as it went up and down from the 13th to lower-ground floors. Then it started fucking with my head.

I LOL'ed at the way this was worded.